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  1. Uhm..Mom..Check your checkbook...
  2. Of Blinds and Valences
  3. Yes, we are all hiding from you.
  4. Beef patty or kinish, which is it?
  5. Random little stupid
  6. Oh yeah that's right, I don't work here...
  7. Got this from a friend--Not a customer, but a co-worker
  8. "What am I supposed to do with this change?"
  9. Self Service Pwnage to Go Please
  10. Not trying to steal! You're not making it any easier, though.
  11. Oops, let's try this again ...
  12. Time!
  13. Computer brain burps for everyone!
  14. Who are you?
  15. I didn't mean it like that...
  16. Like an SC, I did not read the sign correctly.
  17. Never wearing that hat again...
  18. Paging all vikings...
  19. You have a microwave now
  20. What did I just say, dumbass?
  21. Uh, we're having a meeting here...
  22. No, the flour is fine, really!
  23. Just a quicky from last christmas
  24. I think my IQ dropped by 50 points just from this conversation...
  25. Spies, spies I tell you!
  26. I'm on Candid Camera, aren't I.
  27. Oh Sh**!!!
  28. That's kindof the reason you are here
  29. I don't drink the town water for this very reason
  30. We can't accept that as payment...happy ending though
  31. Two dumbasses from today
  32. key reader idiots :P
  33. Two silly comments
  34. Today's hipper-than-thou moment
  35. You Win!
  36. Oh crud...I am hours late!!
  37. Time confusion and beer sales
  38. When all else fails...
  39. This sort of thing is way more common than it should be
  40. Coffee drinking on autopilot
  41. was she doing it on purpose?...
  42. Why is there an other button then?
  43. Not your alarm
  44. Can't get it right today...
  45. Crossed Wires
  46. Fun with Daylight Savings
  47. My knight in shining armor?
  48. Mrrr? *confused kitteh*
  49. I really wish you had this shoe in bone
  50. But if you can't see. . . why are you driving?
  51. Stupid Question Of The Day
  52. Do you think you're a little late on that one?
  53. What are the chances they'll believe me?
  54. The Strangest/Funniest Things You Have Seen
  55. Seriously, have you never been to Subway before?
  56. I love phone calls from stoners
  57. It's not like it's important to know...
  58. Major brainfart: Lost my paycheck
  59. Sticky situation...
  60. Um, we're right next door...
  61. Just Sayin'
  62. And you thought that would work?
  63. Here's your sign
  64. Credit Card Face Palm
  65. Is the pool full yet?
  66. All hail the Queen
  67. ..wait, what did you say? D:
  68. You're Killing Me!
  69. dumbass pseudo-biker
  70. Making sure
  71. Punching down analog lines..
  72. Printer Problems Produce Persisting Printer Problems
  73. The 24/7 question!
  74. Dry Cleaners
  75. Wrong Car at Goodwill
  76. Smiley Sharks
  77. Nice sell at the video store
  78. Is Mechanic Responsible For Fuel Tank Damage?
  79. Still scratching my head on this one...
  80. Please say that again so I can write it down
  81. When the thermometer drops...
  82. Why aren't they the SAME?????
  83. AMM and other TLAs
  84. I never thought I'd actually see this
  85. You guys AREN'T all the same?
  86. And you expect to run a business?
  87. Things you do not say, when seeking potential employment.
  88. Thank God It Wasn't a Heart Attack
  89. This goes into the "WTF?" category...
  90. Starbucks doesn't make pizza
  91. Speaking a second language?
  92. It finally happened to me
  93. Customer thought student parking permit could be used at staff garage
  94. How do I answer this..
  95. Jinxed tasks?
  96. Just remembered!
  97. Goo goo ga!
  98. Seeing double
  99. Notice the Fuzzy
  100. Queuing is more complicated to spell than do
  101. You wanna talk to who?
  102. Do you have?
  103. There are two queues... not three!
  104. A couple short ones
  105. Female customer asked if meter parking receipt could be used to pay for parking fee
  106. What's my number?
  107. Is This Lane Open?
  108. They tried to break my brain!
  109. You'd need my address from the census to tell me I didn't respond to it...
  110. Cheese. It's so confusing.
  111. What days off???
  112. Don't Try to Joke with Me?
  113. It's really not that hard...
  114. april fool in the summer, it seems
  115. Customer "Service" if you know what I mean
  116. Wrong Card
  117. Brainless Customer
  118. Nearly an SC!
  119. I just told you this!!!
  120. Had my first "do you work here?" moment...
  121. What's your vector, Victor?
  122. The ATM won't take my debit card!
  123. I don't have my ID. Will this work?
  124. Learn to read
  125. I never heard of that before
  126. Outside?
  127. I got an ambulance ride tonight
  128. You noticed the fuzzy!
  129. Use the phone much?? (Self-sighting)
  130. One I remembered today
  131. I was a stupid customer the other day
  132. I have no words...
  133. When will I Ever Learn
  134. Need to watch what I'm doing..... :p
  135. two for one today
  136. Today I heard...
  137. Creepy guy creeps me out! :\
  138. Communication and Confusion
  139. Jiggle Jiggle
  140. Honesty is so rare nowadays.
  141. I'll have Twelfth Night to go and can I supersize that?
  142. Ooh, Look What I Did, Oh, I'm Making A Mess!
  143. You need a who to what......?
  144. I Burped, They Burped, Everybody Burped.
  145. How do you spell "google?"
  146. What sign? Oh, THAT sign (self-sighting)
  147. Free Shipping Offer
  148. It's not quite rocket surgery...
  149. Who Ya Gonna Call?
  150. Mostly dumb with a side of suck
  151. Kit Kats and MasterCharge
  152. My own brain burp :(
  153. embarrased by my fellow citizens
  154. Are you smarter than a 5th grader?
  155. Decimal places!
  156. Wherein I nearly fail to be able to gas up a rental car
  157. Time changes
  158. To Tow or not to Tow
  159. "Not unless I throw one of mine."
  160. so apparently exits are really far away somewhere...
  161. Butt dialled by a fax machine
  162. 2 from today
  163. Why is it so dark?
  164. Happened at neighbourhood convenience store
  165. How'd this foot get in my mouth?
  166. Where's The Fountain Pop?
  167. I can't give you directions if you don't know where you're going
  168. Must Have Not Had Enough Coffee Yet . . .
  169. "I couldn't answer the door because I was doing my nails"
  170. Me vs. the mop
  171. I swear, I'm a magnet...
  172. The Bucket
  173. Recreating that which is already created
  174. She was just having a bad day.
  175. It happens to everyone in housewares.
  176. Well I was amused
  177. Almost had my first "Do you work here?" moment
  178. Why oh why do I expect a different result
  179. Red = Stop. Green = Go. Always.
  180. Fra-gee-lay. That must be Italian.
  181. Ooops
  182. Why would I answer if we're not open??
  183. Can't find several items
  184. Wherein I Dissuade My Customers From a Very Bad Decision
  185. Fabric Store Brain Farts
  186. Anticipating Disaster
  187. You want the tea with lemon in it ...
  188. Embarrasing customers that's my job
  189. Full Circle
  190. Time Machine
  191. Why game designers can sometimes be stupid.
  192. Just got a phonecall from work...
  193. Context in the fine print
  194. Oh. Uh. That.
  195. e-mailed the wrong person
  196. "Well, it won't be in stationery" ... except it was ...
  197. Boyfriend brain burp
  198. Yes, but what do you need!?
  199. Tales from the Hotel/Lounge: Curiouser and curiouser Edition
  200. Um, who are you??
  201. Off in their own little world
  202. forgetfulness at the credit union...self sighting
  203. They really do think we're a fast food
  204. Can't Really Be a Ticket For That, Sir...
  205. We Sell That, Too.
  206. Three times in a week
  207. Peeps
  208. "As many as you can send comfortable."
  209. Geography Lessons!
  210. You can't leave the gym
  211. That's one original coming right up!
  212. Math lesson
  213. Sure, we'll just pull a second level out of the back room for ya...
  214. short and cute.
  215. Things to not say to sick people.
  216. It's Hard to Keep a Straigh Face Sometimes
  217. Rhymes with book
  218. When art imitates life a bit too closely
  219. Hot Brakes
  220. Customer is clueless on how to leave a tip
  221. I burped...
  222. Selling a German Woohoo
  223. "A child! My kingdom for a child!!! "
  224. Strawberry Swirl Ice Cream
  225. "I want to order a pizza, and I want free toppings"
  226. Guy thought hospital had a baby-hating ward
  227. Didn't think this one through, did you?