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  1. I watch too much TV
  2. Not an SC, but a brain burp nonetheless
  3. Uhm..Mom..Check your checkbook...
  4. Of Blinds and Valences
  5. Yes, we are all hiding from you.
  6. Beef patty or kinish, which is it?
  7. Random little stupid
  8. Oh yeah that's right, I don't work here...
  9. Got this from a friend--Not a customer, but a co-worker
  10. "What am I supposed to do with this change?"
  11. Self Service Pwnage to Go Please
  12. Not trying to steal! You're not making it any easier, though.
  13. Oops, let's try this again ...
  14. Time!
  15. Computer brain burps for everyone!
  16. Who are you?
  17. I didn't mean it like that...
  18. Like an SC, I did not read the sign correctly.
  19. Never wearing that hat again...
  20. Paging all vikings...
  21. You have a microwave now
  22. What did I just say, dumbass?
  23. Uh, we're having a meeting here...
  24. No, the flour is fine, really!
  25. Just a quicky from last christmas
  26. I think my IQ dropped by 50 points just from this conversation...
  27. Spies, spies I tell you!
  28. I'm on Candid Camera, aren't I.
  29. Oh Sh**!!!
  30. That's kindof the reason you are here
  31. I don't drink the town water for this very reason
  32. We can't accept that as payment...happy ending though
  33. Two dumbasses from today
  34. key reader idiots :P
  35. Two silly comments
  36. Today's hipper-than-thou moment
  37. You Win!
  38. Oh crud...I am hours late!!
  39. Time confusion and beer sales
  40. When all else fails...
  41. This sort of thing is way more common than it should be
  42. Coffee drinking on autopilot
  43. was she doing it on purpose?...
  44. Why is there an other button then?
  45. Not your alarm
  46. Can't get it right today...
  47. Crossed Wires
  48. Fun with Daylight Savings
  49. My knight in shining armor?
  50. Mrrr? *confused kitteh*
  51. I really wish you had this shoe in bone
  52. But if you can't see. . . why are you driving?
  53. Stupid Question Of The Day
  54. Do you think you're a little late on that one?
  55. What are the chances they'll believe me?
  56. The Strangest/Funniest Things You Have Seen
  57. Seriously, have you never been to Subway before?
  58. I love phone calls from stoners
  59. It's not like it's important to know...
  60. Major brainfart: Lost my paycheck
  61. Sticky situation...
  62. Um, we're right next door...
  63. Just Sayin'
  64. And you thought that would work?
  65. Here's your sign
  66. Credit Card Face Palm
  67. Is the pool full yet?
  68. All hail the Queen
  69. ..wait, what did you say? D:
  70. You're Killing Me!
  71. dumbass pseudo-biker
  72. Making sure
  73. Punching down analog lines..
  74. Printer Problems Produce Persisting Printer Problems
  75. The 24/7 question!
  76. Dry Cleaners