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  1. How this forum works
  2. oh goody!
  3. huh?
  4. Do you not understand checks?
  5. Cable Memory
  6. I just couldn't help myself
  7. CW's brain burp
  8. "You sound like a bureaucrat!"
  9. Bookstore brain stoppers.
  10. i told you i'd have a lot of these
  11. sheeple coworkers
  12. Phone Phun
  13. Same 'effin' thing
  14. Well, he failed Geography...
  15. Where is ...?
  16. no idea of what money is worth
  17. I want it to go...in drive thru
  18. Not a customer, but a call-center rep...
  19. Why me?
  20. Cool Customer for the day.
  21. Not sucky but surely a wtf moment
  22. Multiple Meanings Cause Problems
  23. Fitting Room madness
  24. Moms aren't exempt from Brain Farts
  25. um... Australian ones?
  26. It's Right There
  27. Common Brain Burps
  28. Uh...Your stupidity ceases to amaze me
  29. "Your name, sir..."
  30. Guess which lane everybody choose?
  31. In Which I Fail at Using the Card Reader
  32. What did you just say?
  33. Grilled, fried...what's the difference.
  34. Try putting it in a bag...
  35. Gift Card Trouble
  36. I'm Sorry, Who?
  37. brain burp in progress
  38. Sort of a brain burp.
  39. The Show Must Go On...
  40. It could happen to You. <eerie noise>
  41. My small but funny brain burp
  42. Dirty old woman
  43. Apparently, we sell cats...
  44. Amusing things Customers say.
  45. "Excuse me, do you work here?"
  46. That's not my name
  47. Oh my god. *short*
  48. The Fire Stairway Conundrum
  49. My Aunt had a brain burp..
  50. Gas nozzles and cards
  51. my mom's brainburp (short)
  52. Another car wash one
  53. Idiot Environmentalist
  54. You are kidding - aren't you??
  55. Two crazies.
  56. spell-check brain burp!
  57. to the sweet old lady who left more than one thing at home.
  58. wow...(not really an SC...but me wonders where her brain was)
  59. Officer....
  60. If the express lane is the only one open, then it's not express...
  61. Will bleach hurt my dogs?
  62. When do the cars arrive?
  63. I don't care how cute your kids are...
  64. Um... have you actually BEEN outside?
  65. I need to buy some gas
  66. Social Security?
  67. funny brain burp
  68. That's not my name Part Two
  69. Common?.... sense
  70. 2 Musical Funnies
  71. When the laptop has more functionality than its user......
  72. HOW DO I GET HOT WATER?!
  73. Lottery Coupon Customer
  74. That's What I Said
  75. Cold+Water= ... Ice, wait, what???
  76. Odd ball regulars...
  77. More like a leg burp...
  78. In Which I Am The Driver
  79. hotel brain farts
  80. Mom's brain fart at Bed&Bath
  81. "Take it off, it's not the right price"
  82. Do you understand...do you know what I mean?
  83. Darn! You're not sprint either!
  84. I seriously wonder how some people function...
  85. Press Start
  86. Who wants a dirty spoon?
  87. Anyone else have this happen?
  88. My brain freeze
  89. Solicitation
  90. for fellow employees, other emplyees, and guests alike
  91. yeah, like THATS any better.
  92. Minus a Letter
  93. Is this ice cream for dogs?
  94. The family that games together...
  95. Bi-Steptual
  96. Why did you pay £40 more?!
  97. 'FRAGILE' pronounced "Frajeelay"...from Italy
  98. Are you even listening?
  99. Oops...
  100. Big words?
  101. Speaka da English?
  102. Stupid things left in cars
  103. my mom forgot her name
  104. I'm a little slow today....
  105. The difference between "less" and "few"
  106. The Touchy Thingy
  107. "You did check that, didn't you?"
  108. callin' brain burp on myself
  109. you do realize there is more than one university...
  110. How do you forget the only thing you bought?
  111. Pants
  112. How many is that?
  113. Boom!!
  114. I'll split that!
  115. Ice Cream
  116. self brain burp
  117. the pilot announced the time zone for a reason.
  118. New school year, same freshmen
  119. Lost ATM card
  120. Yes, the light was off.
  121. What I wanted to ask somebody today
  122. mmm, baked cream
  123. Banks can do anything! (TM)
  124. The drive thru ..
  125. Interpreter mode
  126. So apparently we are south of Mount Everest
  127. Oh yea, this is WIC
  128. Which one's cheaper?
  129. Lady complains about store layout.
  130. Beer?
  131. Cluedo Knucklehead!
  132. Find Out BEFORE You Drive!
  133. Staples =/=Dell; What number did you call?
  134. I do have other customers you know.
  135. Automatic Till Magical Cash Dispenser
  136. co-operative chat again (long)
  137. When you aren't here we do still exist
  138. Don't Follow Me...
  139. Are these edible?
  140. Yeah, cuz that's what comes to mind...
  141. Big Boss' brain burp
  142. Looking right at it
  143. Inviting brain burps
  144. Past Non-Work Brain Burp
  145. my most recent blonde moment
  146. Forgot what to say
  147. Things customer say...
  148. Found this in another forum I attend...
  149. How effing hard is it to pump petrol?
  150. shy patron
  151. Our children are doomed!!!!
  152. Talk about overweight luggage...
  153. Excuuuuuussse me? (My other pet peeve)
  154. It is a yes or no Question!!!
  155. 'Like' or the Death of the English Language...
  156. Really man?
  157. how long has it been sense you rode the bus
  158. oh yes, that is much more efficient
  159. let's open our minds to the hotel world
  160. The "noo hehe" guy.
  161. Tax Time!
  162. ya think?
  163. Missing Truck
  164. counting change
  165. so because theres a sign that says we do...we deffinately...dont?
  166. Is this Comfort Dental?
  167. Same old, same old: People who can't count to 12
  168. A Patient today.
  169. Wardrobe malfunctions - self sighting
  170. Brainfartery
  171. Brainburps from the supermarket.
  172. Common library brain burp
  173. Call center brain burp
  174. @ is for Activation
  175. Coffee burners are often hot
  176. key pin, press enter
  177. Basic Math. Very Basic Math.
  178. New Twist on "Do you work here?"
  179. Old one I just remembered
  180. Shocking Isn't It?
  181. Stupid questions
  182. Bon Voyage
  183. maybe I should just start charging them
  184. One For You?
  185. Mr... who...?
  186. a funny!
  187. Line's Busy
  188. Apparaently we now have an exit.
  189. What part of "security" and "closed" wasn't clear?
  190. signs are hard, part infinity
  191. PLEASE tell me someone else has done this...!
  192. Remodeling + Stupidity = Pain
  193. What's wrong with the forklift?
  194. *Facepalm*
  195. Lady falls asleep at gas pump
  196. I don't work here...
  197. Where are you?
  198. Wherein Irv's brain breaks 5 minutes into his shift
  199. The Brilliance of Time-Shifting
  200. 'brain burps' can kill!!!
  201. I'm sorry, but Star Trek isn't real.....
  202. Daylight savings started!
  203. pre-authorization????
  204. Burp caused by someone's idoticy
  205. It's big, it's green...how can you miss it?
  206. Do you have my information up?
  207. I Didn't Know It Did That!
  208. That's a horrible way to make an impression...
  209. Is a dollar Ok?
  210. Hippie Store Follies (longish)
  211. Personal brain burps.
  212. The greatest "do you work here" variation I've seen ever?
  213. The brain burp that cost $300
  214. so what does "not available" means?
  215. Forms For Dummies
  216. another thing customers do that I just don't understand
  217. Look at the damn screen
  218. gah... must break the habit
  219. I hope this is not your typical level of smarts....
  220. Would you even make a claim for this?
  221. The Codes of Life
  222. listen please
  223. I Really Dislike Self-Service
  224. Electricution anyone?
  225. Some people should just NOT have cable boxes
  226. I survived Nickel Day
  227. Do you WANT your laptop stolen?!
  228. booked!
  229. you'd think youtube would check that
  230. The Brain Burp That Became a Class Lesson
  231. fire lane
  232. My Epic Battle...
  233. Those would be MY groceries, Ma'am.
  234. The Heated What?
  235. twice in 5 minutes....
  236. The intercom
  237. *Fiery Electrical Death* (ok, not really)
  238. Furniture polish
  239. The one place where you shouldn't ask for candy on Halloween
  240. Wrong Building
  241. I can see you got way too much
  242. sorry E, I have to post it
  243. I'm Racist
  244. enter: wrong hotel
  245. give me other hotels info
  246. Did you all fail geography
  247. alarm clock drama
  248. open mouth, insert foot
  249. SORRY M...I GOTTA POST THIS
  250. Umm they are...?