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  1. How this forum works
  2. oh goody!
  3. huh?
  4. Do you not understand checks?
  5. Cable Memory
  6. I just couldn't help myself
  7. CW's brain burp
  8. "You sound like a bureaucrat!"
  9. Bookstore brain stoppers.
  10. i told you i'd have a lot of these
  11. sheeple coworkers
  12. Phone Phun
  13. Same 'effin' thing
  14. Well, he failed Geography...
  15. Where is ...?
  16. no idea of what money is worth
  17. I want it to go...in drive thru
  18. Not a customer, but a call-center rep...
  19. Why me?
  20. Cool Customer for the day.
  21. Not sucky but surely a wtf moment
  22. Multiple Meanings Cause Problems
  23. Fitting Room madness
  24. Moms aren't exempt from Brain Farts
  25. um... Australian ones?
  26. It's Right There
  27. Common Brain Burps
  28. Uh...Your stupidity ceases to amaze me
  29. "Your name, sir..."
  30. Guess which lane everybody choose?
  31. In Which I Fail at Using the Card Reader
  32. What did you just say?
  33. Grilled, fried...what's the difference.
  34. Try putting it in a bag...
  35. Gift Card Trouble
  36. I'm Sorry, Who?
  37. brain burp in progress
  38. Sort of a brain burp.
  39. The Show Must Go On...
  40. It could happen to You. <eerie noise>
  41. My small but funny brain burp
  42. Dirty old woman
  43. Apparently, we sell cats...
  44. Enjoy your flight!
  45. Amusing things Customers say.
  46. "Excuse me, do you work here?"
  47. That's not my name
  48. Oh my god. *short*
  49. The Fire Stairway Conundrum
  50. My Aunt had a brain burp..
  51. Gas nozzles and cards
  52. my mom's brainburp (short)
  53. Another car wash one
  54. Idiot Environmentalist
  55. You are kidding - aren't you??
  56. Two crazies.
  57. spell-check brain burp!
  58. to the sweet old lady who left more than one thing at home.
  59. wow...(not really an SC...but me wonders where her brain was)
  60. Officer....
  61. If the express lane is the only one open, then it's not express...
  62. Will bleach hurt my dogs?
  63. When do the cars arrive?
  64. I don't care how cute your kids are...
  65. Um... have you actually BEEN outside?
  66. I need to buy some gas
  67. Social Security?
  68. funny brain burp
  69. That's not my name Part Two
  70. Common?.... sense
  71. 2 Musical Funnies
  72. When the laptop has more functionality than its user......
  73. HOW DO I GET HOT WATER?!
  74. Lottery Coupon Customer
  75. That's What I Said
  76. No, those are MY cookies!
  77. Cold+Water= ... Ice, wait, what???
  78. Odd ball regulars...
  79. More like a leg burp...
  80. In Which I Am The Driver
  81. hotel brain farts
  82. Mom's brain fart at Bed&Bath
  83. "Take it off, it's not the right price"
  84. Do you understand...do you know what I mean?
  85. Darn! You're not sprint either!
  86. I seriously wonder how some people function...
  87. Press Start
  88. Who wants a dirty spoon?
  89. Anyone else have this happen?
  90. My brain freeze
  91. Solicitation
  92. for fellow employees, other emplyees, and guests alike
  93. yeah, like THATS any better.
  94. Minus a Letter
  95. Is this ice cream for dogs?
  96. The family that games together...
  97. Bi-Steptual
  98. Why did you pay £40 more?!
  99. 'FRAGILE' pronounced "Frajeelay"...from Italy
  100. Are you even listening?
  101. Oops...
  102. Big words?
  103. Speaka da English?
  104. Stupid things left in cars
  105. my mom forgot her name
  106. I'm a little slow today....
  107. The difference between "less" and "few"
  108. The Touchy Thingy
  109. "You did check that, didn't you?"
  110. callin' brain burp on myself
  111. you do realize there is more than one university...
  112. How do you forget the only thing you bought?
  113. Pants
  114. How many is that?
  115. Boom!!
  116. I'll split that!
  117. Ice Cream
  118. self brain burp
  119. the pilot announced the time zone for a reason.
  120. New school year, same freshmen
  121. Lost ATM card
  122. Yes, the light was off.
  123. What I wanted to ask somebody today
  124. mmm, baked cream
  125. Banks can do anything! (TM)
  126. The drive thru ..
  127. Interpreter mode
  128. So apparently we are south of Mount Everest
  129. Oh yea, this is WIC
  130. Which one's cheaper?
  131. Lady complains about store layout.
  132. Beer?
  133. Cluedo Knucklehead!
  134. Find Out BEFORE You Drive!
  135. Staples =/=Dell; What number did you call?
  136. I do have other customers you know.
  137. Automatic Till Magical Cash Dispenser
  138. co-operative chat again (long)
  139. When you aren't here we do still exist
  140. Don't Follow Me...
  141. Are these edible?
  142. Yeah, cuz that's what comes to mind...
  143. Big Boss' brain burp
  144. Looking right at it
  145. Inviting brain burps
  146. Past Non-Work Brain Burp
  147. my most recent blonde moment
  148. Forgot what to say
  149. Things customer say...
  150. Found this in another forum I attend...
  151. How effing hard is it to pump petrol?
  152. shy patron
  153. Our children are doomed!!!!
  154. Talk about overweight luggage...
  155. Excuuuuuussse me? (My other pet peeve)
  156. It is a yes or no Question!!!
  157. 'Like' or the Death of the English Language...
  158. Really man?
  159. how long has it been sense you rode the bus
  160. oh yes, that is much more efficient
  161. let's open our minds to the hotel world
  162. The "noo hehe" guy.
  163. Tax Time!
  164. ya think?
  165. Missing Truck
  166. counting change
  167. so because theres a sign that says we do...we deffinately...dont?
  168. Is this Comfort Dental?
  169. Same old, same old: People who can't count to 12
  170. A Patient today.
  171. Wardrobe malfunctions - self sighting
  172. Brainfartery
  173. Brainburps from the supermarket.
  174. Common library brain burp
  175. Call center brain burp
  176. @ is for Activation
  177. Coffee burners are often hot
  178. key pin, press enter
  179. Basic Math. Very Basic Math.
  180. New Twist on "Do you work here?"
  181. Old one I just remembered
  182. Shocking Isn't It?
  183. Stupid questions
  184. Bon Voyage
  185. maybe I should just start charging them
  186. One For You?
  187. Mr... who...?
  188. a funny!
  189. Line's Busy
  190. Apparaently we now have an exit.
  191. What part of "security" and "closed" wasn't clear?
  192. signs are hard, part infinity
  193. PLEASE tell me someone else has done this...!
  194. Remodeling + Stupidity = Pain
  195. What's wrong with the forklift?
  196. *Facepalm*
  197. Lady falls asleep at gas pump
  198. I don't work here...
  199. Where are you?
  200. Wherein Irv's brain breaks 5 minutes into his shift
  201. The Brilliance of Time-Shifting
  202. 'brain burps' can kill!!!
  203. I'm sorry, but Star Trek isn't real.....
  204. Daylight savings started!
  205. pre-authorization????
  206. Burp caused by someone's idoticy
  207. It's big, it's green...how can you miss it?
  208. Do you have my information up?
  209. I Didn't Know It Did That!
  210. That's a horrible way to make an impression...
  211. Is a dollar Ok?
  212. Hippie Store Follies (longish)
  213. Personal brain burps.
  214. The greatest "do you work here" variation I've seen ever?
  215. The brain burp that cost $300
  216. so what does "not available" means?
  217. Forms For Dummies
  218. another thing customers do that I just don't understand
  219. Look at the damn screen
  220. gah... must break the habit
  221. I hope this is not your typical level of smarts....
  222. Would you even make a claim for this?
  223. The Codes of Life
  224. listen please
  225. I Really Dislike Self-Service
  226. Electricution anyone?
  227. Some people should just NOT have cable boxes
  228. I survived Nickel Day
  229. Do you WANT your laptop stolen?!
  230. booked!
  231. you'd think youtube would check that
  232. The Brain Burp That Became a Class Lesson
  233. fire lane
  234. My Epic Battle...
  235. Those would be MY groceries, Ma'am.
  236. The Heated What?
  237. twice in 5 minutes....
  238. The intercom
  239. *Fiery Electrical Death* (ok, not really)
  240. Furniture polish
  241. The one place where you shouldn't ask for candy on Halloween
  242. Wrong Building
  243. I can see you got way too much
  244. sorry E, I have to post it
  245. I'm Racist
  246. enter: wrong hotel
  247. give me other hotels info
  248. Did you all fail geography
  249. alarm clock drama
  250. open mouth, insert foot