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  1. Wimpy Customers
  2. Taking the Easy Route Never Occurs to SCs. Very Long
  3. Where are you going o.O?
  4. How do I get to your competition?
  5. Excessive Thanking
  6. You have working feet; get your own breakfast!
  7. Annoying little man.
  8. Behind the Counter = Automatically Employee
  9. Are You Even Listening
  10. He was on Jerry Springer (and he brought the tape)
  11. What The?
  12. we are starving because you won't cash a\money order!!!
  13. Vague Impressions of Customer Opinions
  14. The Snake Lady
  15. PEBCAK=Problem Exists Between Chair and Keyboard
  16. Don't yell at my co-worker!
  17. Service was an "F" - Will not return
  18. Death by carpet (almost)
  19. political nuts
  20. Getting Sentimental About Floppy Disks: A painful stroll down memory lane
  21. That's right, you AREN'T ever coming back here!
  22. How Come Nobody Told Me The World Revolved Around Her
  23. This lady needs a hobby
  24. Does she think I'm an idiot?
  25. You should know your child well enough!
  26. Candy Dish Etiquette
  27. SC translation
  28. Adult Movies & The Elderly
  29. Another day in the life of a call center.
  30. Has anyone paid my bill?
  31. Can you tell me my total?
  32. We didn't know.....
  33. Today's Entertaining Customer
  34. SC's Having A Tantrum When You Tell Them You're Closed
  35. Tax free school week blues
  36. Someone in the business should know better
  37. Crazy Manson Lady (Long)
  38. Genius of the day
  39. She Wanted To Have A Word With Me.....Literally
  40. Enjoying Your Orange Juice Cheapskate?
  41. Internationa SC Questions.
  42. Who Acted Suckily? -- The Next Generation
  43. EEsh, make one little mistake (Casino)
  44. Possible Tinfoil hat award nominee?
  45. It's the school system
  46. Don't You Know Who I Am??
  47. So he had his hands wrapped around my neck and all I could think of was...
  48. Shove it, Cell phone guy!
  49. Most Expensive Vandalism?
  50. I'm sorry, could you ask me a question about something that isn't ILLEGAL?
  51. Car Payment, or Drugs?
  52. A Short SC Story
  53. Taking Care of Our Valued Shoplifters
  54. Paying in ALL CHANGE!
  55. SCs and their attempts to get you in trouble
  56. Strange customer
  57. DVD thief finally busted! (long)
  58. The Map Guy
  59. sexist/racist/Homophobic customers
  60. silence is golden
  61. If you don't like the room, just F'ing say so!
  62. Didn't ya hear?
  63. "Have a terrible weekend!!"
  64. Phone asshole
  65. No, can't do it.
  66. Another case of the SC not reading the small print!
  67. Can't we all just get along?
  68. I wasn't wrong, but that didn't matter...
  69. Listening is still too hard for them
  70. Free dvd's with newspapers! Absolute Hell!
  71. Fun in the paint department! Or, How to Wing It!
  72. Nice Customer, Sucky Friend (longer than I thought)
  73. Paranoid Customer?
  74. Confusion Incarnate
  75. TV channel problems
  76. Are you following me?
  77. It's all your guyses fault!!
  78. Anyone here post on the STD?
  79. He's a Minor!
  80. Hot chicks can suck too (get your mind out of the gutter!)
  81. Good Boy!
  82. Dumb and dumber: A tale from the beach
  83. That is lovely perfume. Must you bathe in it??
  84. Makin' Out, Literally
  85. Materials? We don't need no stinkin' materials
  86. My first story
  87. My worse experience EVER! (long)
  88. Extremely Violent SC (kinda long)
  89. Random Idiots
  90. The Seafood Department Is Not Self-Serve
  91. SC Stories from the past....
  92. She says she was satisfied with service, but ...
  93. Not sucky, just thick...
  94. Funny sales/service chat transcript
  95. bet she is a total SC
  96. News of the weird....
  97. My boyfriend is an SC :doh:
  98. Repeatedly Asking for Quotes is Not Going to Lower the Price
  99. The Christmas paper. A tale of WTF?
  100. 18 minutes....
  101. Did anyone ever tell you that you're beautiful?
  102. SC's and No regard for Safety!!!!
  103. I don't mean to pry, really...
  104. The 2 Year Old Beef Jerky
  105. The Customer Who Wasn't a Customer
  106. Let's just extend that expired credit by a couple of months....
  107. Well if you want to pay more...
  108. Walmart, land of broken carts and dreams
  109. How many times are you going to change your story?
  110. So, what part of 50 cents is hard to get?
  111. It smells in there!
  112. If you think a price is wrong...
  113. Sir, hand over that case...
  114. Vitamin Grades
  115. The wierdest name you have ever been called
  116. The worst SC I ever encountered
  117. What more do you want from me?
  118. Things you wish could happen
  119. Some people are unbelievable
  120. Would restaurants ever say this?
  121. Exactly what definitions are they using?
  122. SCs! I know it's hot, but...
  123. What is your most problematic SC ?
  124. Dumb or Dumber? Mac or PC users?
  125. His Cunning Plan Failed
  126. Stupid People, Stupid Phone Calls
  127. Ten Things I'll Never Understand About....
  128. Bit*h!
  129. She did not like my headwrap...
  130. Senior Moments
  131. Remember this scene from "Uncle Buck?"
  132. High-Definition Stupidity
  133. Was there a full moon lately?
  134. Refund Scammer/Shoplifter Was a Presidential Aide!
  135. Gross: change IN his mouth!
  136. Games with synonnyms and misnomers
  137. Thanks For The Compliment
  138. He admitted it! Do I have it tattooed? Strange calls too! Oh my!
  139. RB's Portrait Studio Rules
  140. RB's Checkout Rules...
  141. "Are you laughing at me?!" (long)
  142. The Liar Family
  143. Potty train your fecking kids
  144. It's because I'm...
  145. How's THIS for a BS complaint?
  146. Two SCs with one stone (long).
  147. Snooty hoyty-toyty bitches
  148. Co-worker.
  149. He threatened to sue me!
  150. I'm not a tourist information center
  151. Nasty picnic guy
  152. Maybe you should wear a tametag
  153. I just lost a sale.
  154. Was I a SC?
  155. Can't hold overnight
  156. Cheap Jerks
  157. Ethics Question for all Copy Shop Employees
  158. Your Job 101, taught by Professor Dumbass
  159. It's MAGIC!
  160. I Hate rude kids!!
  161. Smoke Alarm Daze(long)
  162. Chap Stick guy
  163. But two days is too quick!
  164. 'veterans' who know the rules, but break them...
  165. A few fun notes posted on customer accounts
  166. This one was a real winner
  167. This really upset me.. I thought we lived in a tolerant society..
  168. Airport fun
  169. Crazy maggot lady (warning, LONG)
  170. Stupid Haskell, Too Many Morons
  171. But why?
  172. Learn How to Tip!!
  173. Just remembered this lady...
  174. The economy sucks, we know this...
  175. a storms a brewing!
  176. I wear my 'grasses!' (LONG)
  177. Learning how to read...
  178. Urine =/= water!
  179. SC Stories . . . For the Better?
  180. foreign cards
  181. British tourists
  182. I don't have all day (long)
  183. Fun with email customers
  184. You have nothing better to do!
  185. Angry Customer
  186. Where's the kid?
  187. SC causes death of entire family of Meerkats
  188. Agghh the insanity!!!!!!
  189. Racist Girl Scout Leader(kinda longish)......
  190. So go over there!
  191. A strange one
  192. The Kids are Great, The Parents... Not So Much (long)
  193. The meaning of "illegal"....
  194. Customers That Laugh At You
  195. Um...I got that part....
  196. ?!%$#@ What is the matter with you?!
  197. Um...
  198. We're Teasing Our Customers
  199. Grabby
  200. Sucky IP Relay "Customer"
  201. Bring money with you
  202. Where's Superman when you need him
  203. So, I was assaulted on Sunday...
  204. Those crazy porpoises
  205. The Suckway SC Faire! Today only! (LONG)
  206. Apparently I need to sign up for ESL classes...
  207. Drugs and the workplace. With some xmas cheer
  208. Drunken Drunks and the Drunken Things They Do
  209. An evening full of MADNESS!
  210. Step AWAY from the charity box...
  211. We Did Our Job, You Do Yours (long)
  212. Ice Cream samples, anyone?
  213. Sucky Reseller
  214. Another ID problem
  215. Arrrrg, there goes my comission...
  216. Garage Sale and a lady who just HUH?
  217. The shoplifters are getting the message . .
  218. Can Brain Cells Die of Loneliness?
  219. Irony has driven me to satellite
  220. Scared silly
  221. I am unable to process your request. its been a long day.
  222. Airport Security
  223. I Think One of TNT's or PhoneJockey's Customers Lives in My Neighborhood
  224. The Wicked Witch of the Mid-West (Looooong but funny)
  225. "not fast enough" for the SC
  226. We're Teachers, Not Magicians!
  227. Just Eat The &*%#$! Food!!!
  228. For whom the bell tolls
  229. Conspiracy Theory
  230. Customer & tech just don't mix
  231. Rectify And Disabled
  232. Theft and the Dummy
  233. Customer Assistance Buttons
  234. This is so typical.
  235. What did you do to the bagger?
  236. I did not need to see that.
  237. Favorite Customer lines
  238. Return Scammers
  239. Drunken bum makes lewd comment
  240. I'll tell her where to stick her flippin' cord . . .
  241. Pro Nun Ci Ation
  242. Sorry, sir, I can't do that...
  243. Stories from my sister
  244. Nope, still doesn't work
  245. The worst phone use I've seen yet.
  246. When PJ's customers turn professional
  247. Stop calling me you dumbass!
  248. No Chicks Allowed!
  249. Co-worker and Manager stop straw purchase.
  250. Not SC's.. just no common sense!