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  1. There's really no better way to put this.
  2. Blackberry Tampon Chicken Farm
  3. They take... and take.... and take....
  4. Won't take 'No' for an answer
  5. Disablility & Sickness Card
  6. YAY! I got my first legal threat at work!
  7. Warning: Braincell loss may occur
  8. Odd applications for jobs
  9. This lunatic and these "christians"
  10. He is a douche bag
  11. Just because I can do something doesn't mean I will!
  12. Dude, Don't Yell at the Bagger
  13. Nicotene fit?
  14. My newspaper!
  15. School Holidays and coins
  16. Headdesk
  17. Why do you hate me, Lord?
  18. People who just stand there…
  19. I got called into the mgr office for a customer who says "I'm annoying"
  20. Woman offended by random mass mailing
  21. Minor league suckage yesterday
  22. Info Girl = Sailor Senshi
  23. Oh, YOU'RE the one who takes her job VERY seriously.
  24. It would be cheaper just to bring it in.
  25. Isn't it sad when the kids know better? (Long)
  26. Public intoxication, check. Trespassing, check. Mercedes.. WTF?
  27. You're happy aren't you? Language.
  28. What exactly can Hon'ya-chan not do for you today??
  29. If you pick that phone up again...
  30. trying again
  31. She Called Me a "Helpful Smart-A**"
  32. Another Disconnected Screamer
  33. I'm the best
  34. wal mart SCs
  35. The Tea Lady
  36. SC's that put luxury ahead of priorities
  37. Nappies
  38. Why do I even try?
  39. two elderly men
  40. Sometimes the SC is a co-worker.
  41. Do you always talk like this to your clients?
  42. You don't get to touch me
  43. a story from the retail world
  44. green apron freebie emporium, pit stop and faxing service
  45. Oh no you didn't...
  46. pre paied fun.
  47. Really was that really necessary???
  48. A Mother's Milk
  49. This happened not once, but TWICE today!
  50. Boil, boil, toil, and trouble....
  51. A new low for SCs
  52. And double nothing is...?
  53. Does this seem cruel to anyone else
  54. How cheap is cheap?
  55. Phone sex and pantless old ladies
  56. I'm trying to smile...I just can't right now
  57. Hauntedhead explains the sewer system
  58. Another ID horror story
  59. So tomorrow is my last day of working
  60. What's worse than pushing the motorized handicap cart in from outside?
  61. When you gotta go... >.<
  62. Leaving in a huff
  63. Good neighbor my @$$!
  64. General Tourist Trap SC Antics
  65. Complain Complain Complain!
  66. An friendly letter to the SC's of the tourist trap.
  67. Nascar Jammies!
  68. Tales from the Lodge shift (oh, the horror).
  69. "Just a secretary"? Lesson one...
  70. All this because of ten cents??
  71. You have GOT to be kidding me!
  72. Hey Bob. Get the hell out.
  73. Your getting me fired? Get in line.
  74. Credit Card SC's
  75. Marathon of Stink and Suck (long and ranty and gross)
  76. Religon Strikes, Chick Tract wannabe, and Good Samaritians gone bad!! (Long post)
  77. No, the boy can't pee on the terminal
  78. Quit telling me you're sorry!
  79. I don't wear dentures. Nor am I a stripper.
  80. my head is probably going to explode soon
  81. A Quickie
  82. Silly older ladies? Nahh...
  83. kids drive me crazy
  84. Didn't you ever watch Sesame Street?
  85. The Inconsiderate and The Rude...
  86. so, what CAN you do with a car wash token?
  87. Ai ai aiye.
  88. The most surreal customer I have had to date
  89. Yargh!! Why do they repeat themselves like this?
  90. Sorry, Wrong Bank.
  91. The boxes are free, as is my disdain for you
  92. A quickie
  93. Ultra Long Stalker Story
  94. You are as dumb as rocks...with lips.
  95. Heart attacks aren't all THAT bad...
  96. Guess what, hotels don't pay taxes...
  97. Hijacking the Buggy!
  98. Do you have a copier?
  99. I can be an SC too at times...
  100. Dear Santa...
  101. SC made me cry at work, warning: long and frazzled
  102. Fell for the con
  103. Cart door jerks, and Fire zone asshattery
  104. It's just CUSTARD! Jesus Hector Christ...
  105. Corporate sucking up to complainers, get the heck out....
  106. Redundancy in action...
  107. im starting to hate our patients (long, kinda ranty)
  108. Just shut up and give me your ID and shut up coworker!
  109. Just get the hell out of the way when I'm pushing a basket trolley!
  110. What the HELL?
  111. SC's biggest fear: Account Numbers
  112. I don't wish to know that!
  113. My First Unknown Name Customer
  114. Like Goldilocks with OCD (Long. Really, really long.)
  115. Stupid is as stupid does
  116. A little perspective is always good
  117. Spelling The Easy Names
  118. Because Planning Ahead Is Good
  119. Anticipating customer suckiness...................
  120. Thats not my department
  121. his legend must be told
  122. People who make you unload their crap
  123. Exactly what the hell are we saving here?
  124. You dare blame ME for your foolishness???
  125. Two for one!
  126. These people have driver's licenses?
  127. Twit in the cellphone store
  128. Getting to Know You.
  129. A Tale of Two Suckies (long)
  130. Not your face, not your concern
  131. More Bathroom Woes... *some language*
  132. Traitors!
  133. How is it that you are able to dress yourself in the morning?
  134. I wasn't lying
  135. Customer Service Funny Bone
  136. Hey, stop wasting my time!
  137. I would love to slap you
  138. They won't listen & they're rude!!
  139. The old, tattered, motheaten race card is pulled out yet again... and other stories.
  140. Get out of my personal space! *panic* LONG
  141. customers and their Kids
  142. You *HAVE* to....
  143. Signs, Signs, Everywhere the Signs.
  144. You suck, your system sucks, everything is a pain in the ***
  145. What a bitch!
  146. Hate Cake
  147. Get out. Just GET OUT. In which the manager is evasive and I tell lies (long)
  148. Some random pet peeves of mine
  149. Its not like I'm asking for your first born's life...
  150. Another week another story... (long and language)
  151. Stop Asking Me That Same Question!
  152. Death Threats at the Pet Store
  153. Awww man, I SUCK
  154. Step one foot to your right. There you go.
  155. Why would you do this? :long and ranty:
  156. He knows more than YOU do!
  157. His next target - where they buy their doughnuts.
  158. Teh stooopid is coming, hide your brain cells!
  159. that's not what I asked you!
  160. You ruined my evening!
  161. And the idiot in the store goes 'round and 'round, 'round and 'round
  162. Is buying furniture really this difficult?
  163. I'm just waiting for the you-know-what to hit the fan
  164. Chronicles of a customer service agent, pt. 1 (some language)
  165. Asking the same question multiple times does not change the answer
  166. Double teen attack!
  167. "Are you open here?"
  168. Dumber by the Day
  169. No Mr. Elric, we don't have books on Alchemy!!
  170. Just.........why?
  171. Seriously How Old Are You?
  172. is working in a tire shop really *that dangerous
  173. Yeah. I'm going to fall for that... 2
  174. Style that won't stick.
  175. New Twist on the Infamous Phrase
  176. When is a phone not a phone, and that's my final answer!
  177. We close by our clocks.. Not yours... (kinda long)
  178. The Honky story (long, bordering on violent)
  179. WE need to give it free because of YOUR stupidity???
  180. Too much is not enough. Or something.
  181. Scammed! (language)
  182. The Return of Stinky Guy, the Box Art Nazi, and others
  183. It must be raining all the worms are coming to the top
  184. Policy Change
  185. The Life of a Beer Store Employee.
  186. Must...not...laugh at customers...
  187. Gotta love Stupid People....Not
  188. I was an SC and I’m proud of it.
  189. Uh, ma'am, I think you own me $200
  190. Yesterday was a 3-in-1 day!
  191. Yes, that number looking right at you...
  192. But...how do they ALL manage to do it?
  193. Future serial killers
  194. I apparently have a bad memory.
  195. The gates of retail hell have opened!
  196. Reaction sensor is broken today
  197. idiot truck driver
  198. Screaming at the kids helps... really.
  199. If I throw a stick...
  200. Not sucky, just dumb
  201. "she doesn't want you there"
  202. The Cake is a Lie!
  203. Probably too stupid to be employed anyway.
  204. Not really sucky, just annoying
  205. That's ridiculous! (rant)
  206. I WANT YOUR MANAGER BECAUSE I'M LAZY!!!
  207. I don't know when it'll be back! - very long incoherent rant
  208. Two from Fuel... (long)
  209. You want what now?
  210. A Customer called police on my boss!
  211. The Taste of Failure
  212. Two weeks ago it didn't work either
  213. And Then There Were Asshats
  214. Corrupting a New Generation
  215. I am a flaming homosexual, apparently. [Slightly lengthy.]
  216. Thats two counts of failure!
  217. That girl was a liar!
  218. Today's issue of the day
  219. Movie Theater Morons
  220. I AM the Manager!!! (not really)
  221. No Drinkie For You!
  222. Picky Picky
  223. What nasty light through yonder window breaks?
  224. Old story about ID's and Credit Cards
  225. Make up your mind 0_o (christmas SC
  226. Impatient customer.
  227. The nastiest, most vile customer I've yet encountered
  228. Service Desk SC's
  229. Mother, oh, why must you humiliate me so?!
  230. My first sucky patient..
  231. No Sir....No Sir...I Am Not Lying!
  232. ........ huh....
  233. Mention Special Requests Before I Seat You
  234. Newest pet peeve; people who swing those long key chains around and around
  235. The Seventh Day Sucketh. (long)
  236. Proof we are the sitcom channel of the gods.
  237. The change! Dear Jeebus the change!
  238. Lack of forward planning on your part....
  239. I caught a bogus credit card today (kinda longish)
  240. I really resent that, blah, blah, blah!!!!
  241. Please Kill me now
  242. Jest introducing myself
  243. Election SC (a tale from Australia)
  244. No, you CAN'T use your insurance ....
  245. Why are they so unobservant?
  246. Happy noise still gives me a headache!!
  247. 90 DAYS PEOPLE!
  248. Morons in the hotel
  249. Am I awake or is this a nightmare?? (extremely long, some language)
  250. My annual delightful torture