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  1. I want oceanfront
  2. Wherein I Am Godwin'd
  3. Petrol Station Suck
  4. Just plain stupid, and a liar to boot
  5. I want to know now
  6. They won't let me play with the really dangerous lasers!
  7. The object of his affections.
  8. The times you said/did what you wanted to SCs
  9. I want my GD f___ing fresh fruit
  10. Anyone else get this?
  11. The Last Week in Brief
  12. I am not paying that balance
  13. the sc's keep getting younger
  14. Customer got maced at Walmart...by another customer
  15. Kids say the darndest things..
  16. From fail to epic fail in about an hour
  17. Parental Pop Quiz
  18. Disappointing
  19. My first sucky customers post... sort of
  20. Get Out! (Long)
  21. Exact Change and Announcing Money
  22. Sucky bludgers can get bent
  23. Data recovery gone sour
  24. In Which I Return To Textbook Hell (Once again, uber long!!)
  25. Demanding Non Customers or This Ain't Coinstar (Long)
  26. Do you know who I am? (long conversation)
  27. 2.5 million Pounds Sterling of usless per annum
  28. The Jackass Cascade
  29. I'm not as dumb as you look.
  30. Thank you, Captain Obvious.
  31. Why would you assume that?(long)
  32. You Know What Really Grinds My Gears?
  33. first time that I had to call the cops (at work, long)
  34. But it's easy!
  35. Another "do you know who I am" tale
  36. What. The. Hell.
  37. Do you not understand "NO"?!
  38. C*** A*****'s Mom (some language)
  39. this is really cheesy
  40. Every week we do this dance
  41. Crazy Dude #3230349 and Crazy Dude #4234024
  42. over a teddy bear
  43. Let one slip
  44. this one upset me
  45. Golfers are show-offs & more silly cable customer comments!
  46. WE ARE CLOSED OKAY
  47. stupid woman.
  48. emergency concierge
  49. "You should NOT be allowed a bathroom break!!"
  50. Dog, car, WTF?
  51. Bill Clinton leave me alone!!!!!!
  52. Happy Mother's Day
  53. OLD, but interesting...
  54. Next Window Please
  55. The Saga of McPoopyPants
  56. policies, and other such stuff. (a bit longish)
  57. Yes, I am Asian and You are Stupid.
  58. As told to me in the break-room.
  59. Karma, (may be upsetting for some)
  60. My Misfortunate Return (long)
  61. You're wrong shut up
  62. See this look in my eyes? It's called fiery burning hatred.
  63. Customer Flakes Out Over $120 Monitor
  64. It's not just mud... (slightly gross)
  65. Who lit the fuse on your Depends? (long, duh)
  66. I want to add texting to my account...
  67. I'm Sorry Our Credit Card Machine is too Hard for You
  68. Why does everyone hate coins?
  69. I do not need to hear about your business trip plans
  70. Thor?? God of Thunder?? F#$% YOU!!
  71. The Sad Decline of Common Sense
  72. Customer Hits Me With A Can and Gets Away With It.
  73. another credit card dbag
  74. OK bored now
  75. Bag. No Want.
  76. bought this somewhere give me money
  77. oh, for...
  78. the old man and me
  79. You Are Doing It Wrong!
  80. scammer
  81. Whats your name?
  82. Something in the water?
  83. Desk, meet head.
  84. back to school scammer
  85. "YES!" *in this most irritated voice possible*(LONG)
  86. I didnt agree to that
  87. Have you Ever Wished you Could tell Them This?
  88. bike pick up
  89. That is NOT my fault
  90. I am sorry i could not print your porn.
  91. Would you like fries with that?
  92. funny phone convos from cw, and my ways of ending them
  93. Power Outage Suckiness
  94. I hope you choke on your phone, seriously I really do
  95. You've got the wrong tech
  96. annoying
  97. Sc gets both barrels *Long and language*
  98. more excel issues
  99. What's wrong with this bun?
  100. What they say?
  101. Calling Micheal J Fox...I need your car.
  102. Black Friday Blues (sorta long)
  103. playing the cancer card again
  104. Crazy expectations or just clueless?
  105. Your parents never taught you manners, so I will
  106. it's not my fault she didn't tell me
  107. No drink for you!
  108. not even really our customer but still sucky
  109. "This phone sucks, and you need retraining!"
  110. Short Term Memory Loss is a Horrible Thing
  111. Cure For Cancer
  112. More e-mails from kooky cable customers: When spelling counts
  113. M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E
  114. Stay home
  115. Customer who bitch about how WE are wasting their minutes
  116. Po-Lice Go Away...
  117. Is it really too hard to understand?
  118. Its simple folks
  119. Offensiveness From Months Ago LONG
  120. The moon is full
  121. Night Owl SC - Long...sorry
  122. Tidbit from a couple months ago.
  123. Welcome to BK, how may I help you?...
  124. Slow night + Stupidity = Bad night
  125. Can't cook, won't cook.
  126. Should I complain?
  127. SC confronts me in another store on my break...
  128. Billing Inquiries
  129. Wherein I derive amusement from sorrow
  130. You Called the Store
  131. you take out your own trash
  132. I hate Sundays...(uber long)
  133. smelly customers + crush = CW great mirth
  134. Lazy customers (happened years ago)
  135. The toilets work fine!
  136. OT or Long lines, which do you think they'll choose?
  137. truly amazing
  138. In lieu of a tip I got an asshole
  139. not paid to babysit guests!
  140. Are you hitting on me or just trying to be an arsehole.. I cant tell!
  141. day old doofus
  142. I didn't know...
  143. The Great "Fruit Fly in the Pizza Scam" (attempt)
  144. Then why are you having the party in the first place?
  145. So...you're yelling at me because I want to find an answer to your question?
  146. I have to PAY if I have a tab?
  147. Old guy falls in his own poo ( a little gross as you can tell)
  148. Worst Shoplifter EVAR!
  149. If you're stupid and you know it, bitch and whine!
  150. Public Holiday meltdown
  151. Are you stupid?
  152. Choose your own adventure
  153. she knew what she was talking about but i still want a discount
  154. Stupid peeking tom
  155. You got what you ordered, so why are you pissed?
  156. Boot to the Head (Violence and Language)
  157. Whyyyyyyyyyy
  158. why the hell me
  159. If it doesn't mention cash, then we probably don't take it
  160. Tales from Textbook land (you already know it's long...)
  161. Dear Customer, try to care a little
  162. Mmm, self checkout. Yum!
  163. Massive shopping
  164. Government Issued ID
  165. Wherein I offended the Java Monkey
  166. That's right, I was lying...
  167. One of our crazy regulars hit a patron
  168. Customers Who Lie
  169. No meds= verbal abuse
  170. My day so far...
  171. Capital Murder Webkinz
  172. But you had a sign 3 years ago!
  173. More tales from Textbook Land (And still long...)
  174. Nasal Spray and Goat Weed......
  175. lost and found
  176. No means no, so off to jail SC goes! [LONG!]
  177. "You're a real #@$%&!!!"
  178. Tale from the Harmacy (long)
  179. And you deserve compensation...after three months....why? (long)
  180. 35 cents
  181. Well what the [smurf] are you doing here?
  182. why do they all come to me (long, hide the children)
  183. Wherein I update a bit more often then usual...
  184. uh..Okay.
  185. The most classic line I have heard from a customer
  186. So Very Alone..
  187. Don't you hate it when people lie.
  188. Open Letter to Students About Lockers...
  189. Soda Thief
  190. Take your meds, tbh.
  191. Wherein I Am Radio Goddess
  192. why cant I have my dog therer
  193. How many cliches can you pack into one day?
  194. Few More Tales from Textbook Land (If you don't know I write long threads by now...)
  195. F***ing Morons!
  196. The "But I Don't Understand" Game
  197. From Slightly Stupid to Explosively Angry
  198. Ungrateful schmuck!
  199. Work with me here lady!!
  200. We Aren't Going to Buy Things from You if You Don't Bring Them In
  201. sucky stories from mickey d's (long post sorry lol)
  202. But I know their name!
  203. This is kinda a first for me...
  204. If you don't make it then I'll show you, I won't buy it!
  205. Carts. Corral. NOW! (epic length/language)
  206. insulted
  207. But my Angel Book told me!
  208. no means no
  209. But I'm losing money!
  210. the one where myself and a 9 year old nearly die
  211. Handicap sign shenanigans
  212. Is Canada the only other country you've heard of?
  213. Um, hate to break it to you.....
  214. Now Serving - A Generous Helping of Fitting Room Madness and a side of EWWWWW!
  215. I'm American and we don't sign our credit cards...
  216. Public Library Volunteer
  217. let's mix and match the different possibilities
  218. Laundrymat Bitch
  219. Try To Pwn Us...(long!)
  220. My Name is What? and other tales
  221. Registers Went Down
  222. ...and you're all idiots....
  223. OHMYGODGETTHEHELLAWAYFROMME (among others)
  224. You're taking a picture of me with your phone?
  225. A new customer low...
  226. was I sucky?
  227. WELL! my buddy gives me free stuff!"
  228. Tip thieves
  229. Christmas stuff is out already!
  230. "Why the f*ck won't you hire me??" (long, language)
  231. Wherein I Fail To Thwart The Terrorist Plot at Anime Evolution
  232. I just ruined a guest's stay
  233. I Only Wanted Them On Half...
  234. Kinda funny one
  235. Everybody's a Comedian.
  236. if you cant afford it, you cant have it
  237. Scooter Cart Suckiness
  238. seriously, think of better ways to scam us
  239. Shoplifter Fail and Tire Kicking...
  240. God forbid I should read while working on your computer
  241. The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly (Long)
  242. I now have a dent in my desk...
  243. people can't understand simple directions.
  244. I think we've been through this before.
  245. look in the mirror before speaking
  246. Wow! Large words for small intelligence!
  247. you are making a crappy job even crappier
  248. Customer gets stewed because he can't use MY REGISTER!
  249. Mcdonalds, where berating the staff is customary
  250. Attention DRy Cleaning customers! (Bit Gross)