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- Only one SC today!
- I missed the fireworks for /this/?
- Drunken Irish Slang
- sucky customer and sucky coworker
- She doesn't want to pay and he can't wait 2 hours
- Journal of the a.m.
- Contracts!
- Head, meet desk!
- Having a customer sign of approval, still isn't enough...
- Um, are you two going to get into a fist fight right in front of my register?
- Ms. Bulldog
- Was that really nessisary?
- Hello? Yes, you're an idiot.
- Two From Yesterday
- Does it irk you when customers call you by your first name?
- Stop, you're being dumb enough to ruin my brain
- I Know How to Pronounce My Name!
- Utility Report Cards (Long)
- The Night of the Living SC's (again, long)
- a better understanding
- annoying
- Massive amounts of suck, tales from the game store.
- One Man Plague
- Put. The. Knife. DOWN!
- but she quoted me a different rate
- I'm a mind reader
- Shouldnt have but I did.
- Hi Irv's head! I'm a wall!
- Eat Up With the "Dumbass"
- Don't Blame Me! I Answered Your Question!
- Could have been worse, but still annoying
- back to the sucky ones
- Just remember the following
- my weekly update... with only 1 SC, YAY
- owner horror story
- Crime and Punishment
- *whimper*
- I hate saturday nights
- ...But It's Not Mine
- the employee lounge is only for employees
- clarification
- You are BLEEDING!
- TIckle Me Weirdo!
- A night full of suck
- We do not have a stupidity warranty
- What do you mean I shouldn't get paid?
- Customer Believed She Might've Been Overcharged
- Is August Insane Customer month or something??
- gross-happened just today
- *twitch*
- You should know this one!
- This isn't "Let's Make a Deal"
- Overshare the sequel poss.NSFW
- Bisexual Swingers, Time Travel Possibilities & Anal Probing
- Perhaps the quarters will rain from the sky...
- Doctors & Lawyers
- Out of curiosity......
- I want oceanfront
- Wherein I Am Godwin'd
- Petrol Station Suck
- Just plain stupid, and a liar to boot
- I want to know now
- They won't let me play with the really dangerous lasers!
- The object of his affections.
- The times you said/did what you wanted to SCs
- I want my GD f___ing fresh fruit
- Anyone else get this?
- The Last Week in Brief
- I am not paying that balance
- the sc's keep getting younger
- Customer got maced at Walmart...by another customer
- Kids say the darndest things..
- From fail to epic fail in about an hour
- Parental Pop Quiz
- Disappointing
- My first sucky customers post... sort of
- Get Out! (Long)
- Exact Change and Announcing Money
- Sucky bludgers can get bent
- Data recovery gone sour
- In Which I Return To Textbook Hell (Once again, uber long!!)
- Demanding Non Customers or This Ain't Coinstar (Long)
- Do you know who I am? (long conversation)
- 2.5 million Pounds Sterling of usless per annum
- The Jackass Cascade
- I'm not as dumb as you look.
- Thank you, Captain Obvious.
- Why would you assume that?(long)
- You Know What Really Grinds My Gears?
- first time that I had to call the cops (at work, long)
- But it's easy!
- Another "do you know who I am" tale
- What. The. Hell.
- Do you not understand "NO"?!
- C*** A*****'s Mom (some language)
- this is really cheesy
- Every week we do this dance
- Crazy Dude #3230349 and Crazy Dude #4234024
- over a teddy bear
- Let one slip
- this one upset me
- Golfers are show-offs & more silly cable customer comments!
- WE ARE CLOSED OKAY
- stupid woman.
- emergency concierge
- "You should NOT be allowed a bathroom break!!"
- Dog, car, WTF?
- Bill Clinton leave me alone!!!!!!
- Happy Mother's Day
- OLD, but interesting...
- Next Window Please
- The Saga of McPoopyPants
- policies, and other such stuff. (a bit longish)
- Yes, I am Asian and You are Stupid.
- As told to me in the break-room.
- Karma, (may be upsetting for some)
- My Misfortunate Return (long)
- You're wrong shut up
- See this look in my eyes? It's called fiery burning hatred.
- Customer Flakes Out Over $120 Monitor
- It's not just mud... (slightly gross)
- Who lit the fuse on your Depends? (long, duh)
- I want to add texting to my account...
- I'm Sorry Our Credit Card Machine is too Hard for You
- Why does everyone hate coins?
- I do not need to hear about your business trip plans
- Thor?? God of Thunder?? F#$% YOU!!
- The Sad Decline of Common Sense
- Customer Hits Me With A Can and Gets Away With It.
- another credit card dbag
- OK bored now
- Bag. No Want.
- bought this somewhere give me money
- oh, for...
- the old man and me
- You Are Doing It Wrong!
- scammer
- Whats your name?
- Something in the water?
- Desk, meet head.
- back to school scammer
- "YES!" *in this most irritated voice possible*(LONG)
- I didnt agree to that
- Have you Ever Wished you Could tell Them This?
- bike pick up
- That is NOT my fault
- I am sorry i could not print your porn.
- Would you like fries with that?
- funny phone convos from cw, and my ways of ending them
- Power Outage Suckiness
- I hope you choke on your phone, seriously I really do
- You've got the wrong tech
- annoying
- Sc gets both barrels *Long and language*
- more excel issues
- What's wrong with this bun?
- What they say?
- Calling Micheal J Fox...I need your car.
- Black Friday Blues (sorta long)
- playing the cancer card again
- Crazy expectations or just clueless?
- Your parents never taught you manners, so I will
- it's not my fault she didn't tell me
- No drink for you!
- not even really our customer but still sucky
- "This phone sucks, and you need retraining!"
- Short Term Memory Loss is a Horrible Thing
- Cure For Cancer
- More e-mails from kooky cable customers: When spelling counts
- M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E
- Stay home
- Customer who bitch about how WE are wasting their minutes
- Po-Lice Go Away...
- Is it really too hard to understand?
- Its simple folks
- Offensiveness From Months Ago LONG
- The moon is full
- Night Owl SC - Long...sorry
- Tidbit from a couple months ago.
- Welcome to BK, how may I help you?...
- Slow night + Stupidity = Bad night
- Can't cook, won't cook.
- Should I complain?
- SC confronts me in another store on my break...
- Billing Inquiries
- Wherein I derive amusement from sorrow
- You Called the Store
- you take out your own trash
- I hate Sundays...(uber long)
- smelly customers + crush = CW great mirth
- Lazy customers (happened years ago)
- The toilets work fine!
- OT or Long lines, which do you think they'll choose?
- truly amazing
- In lieu of a tip I got an asshole
- not paid to babysit guests!
- Are you hitting on me or just trying to be an arsehole.. I cant tell!
- day old doofus
- I didn't know...
- The Great "Fruit Fly in the Pizza Scam" (attempt)
- Then why are you having the party in the first place?
- So...you're yelling at me because I want to find an answer to your question?
- I have to PAY if I have a tab?
- Old guy falls in his own poo ( a little gross as you can tell)
- Worst Shoplifter EVAR!
- If you're stupid and you know it, bitch and whine!
- Public Holiday meltdown
- Are you stupid?
- Choose your own adventure
- she knew what she was talking about but i still want a discount
- Stupid peeking tom
- You got what you ordered, so why are you pissed?
- Boot to the Head (Violence and Language)
- Whyyyyyyyyyy
- why the hell me
- If it doesn't mention cash, then we probably don't take it
- Tales from Textbook land (you already know it's long...)
- Dear Customer, try to care a little
- Mmm, self checkout. Yum!
- Massive shopping
- Government Issued ID
- Wherein I offended the Java Monkey
- That's right, I was lying...
- One of our crazy regulars hit a patron
- Customers Who Lie
- No meds= verbal abuse
- My day so far...
- Capital Murder Webkinz
- But you had a sign 3 years ago!
- I just want your ID!! Is that so hard?
- More tales from Textbook Land (And still long...)
- Nasal Spray and Goat Weed......
- lost and found
- No means no, so off to jail SC goes! [LONG!]
- "You're a real #@$%&!!!"
- Tale from the Harmacy (long)
- And you deserve compensation...after three months....why? (long)
- 35 cents
- Well what the [smurf] are you doing here?
- why do they all come to me (long, hide the children)
- Wherein I update a bit more often then usual...
- uh..Okay.
- The most classic line I have heard from a customer
- So Very Alone..
- Don't you hate it when people lie.
- Open Letter to Students About Lockers...
- Soda Thief
- Take your meds, tbh.
- Wherein I Am Radio Goddess
- why cant I have my dog therer
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