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  1. more stories (includes ones from library)
  2. Asshat of the week award goes to....
  3. Regional Rudeness
  4. Miss Uber Paranoid
  5. Just Who Did He Think He Was?
  6. Pies, Drunk Girls and Children
  7. Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!!!!
  8. I can afford more then a candybar!!!!
  9. I am NOT your mommy!
  10. Strange kid
  11. The Holiday Blues...
  12. Mall Follies....Stories from way back when (Long)
  13. crazy drunk customer gets tazered at work
  14. Wherein I have an SC thrown out....almost (language)
  15. Damn those F*GS!
  16. And that, boys and girls, is why I hate Walmart.com
  17. Karaoke SCs and More
  18. Festival Freaks
  19. Full Moon Madness
  20. Grinch Meet Mr Scrooge!
  21. I demand that you honour the voucher I forgot to use!
  22. you parked in the pay lot so yes you have to pay!!!!
  23. Don't you love it when customers make fun of you for not breaking the rules?
  24. You'll be thrown out of office!
  25. Morons and snow....
  26. Sucky customer Wednesday & Friday
  27. More Full Moon Stories...
  28. Catching a Thief: The Good and Bad.
  29. I once knew a whore who was so entitled
  30. Never had I been so angry (SC's hate speech)
  31. More amusing than sucky, but still
  32. pink camo panties
  33. Doorbuster dillweedery (long)
  34. He's mad because his food is on time?!
  35. Communist Japan
  36. You're an argumentative one..
  37. My newest peeves about customers
  38. I DEMAND a discount
  39. do you even know who you're calling?
  40. "Ma'am, I don't care WHO you are..."
  41. Uncle Khiras goes to the madhouse!
  42. Black Mana
  43. It pays to be polite!
  44. Sometimes you HAVE to be PC
  45. I've been watching too much "House MD"
  46. Open My Dna
  47. It's Charlie!!!
  48. Last day at the store!!
  49. Gift Card Scammer?
  50. Never helping guest services again
  51. I destroyed a life today...
  52. The day I snapped....
  53. Parking Lot Douchebaggery
  54. Be an SC and Boycott Gas!
  55. Wherein I hate repeating myself (long!)
  56. This was a vague complaint
  57. I can't read - Give me FREE stuff!
  58. Things that annoy me:
  59. "I forgot to use my store card and IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!"
  60. He must have stole our copy of
  61. We are not your wife's messaging service.
  62. I'm pretty sure I know if it's giving you a discount....
  63. Stereotyping and other idiocy
  64. I Know How to Do Tax Exempt Dammit
  65. Why would you do that?
  66. sorry that you're an old bastard!!
  67. 10 Things...
  68. I don't write the phone book!
  69. Free psychological service...
  70. So, I pretty much cracked. In front of EVERYBODY.
  71. "I'm not going to the Parking office to get a token"
  72. You don't need it but if you aren't going to listen, fine I'll take your money.
  73. But....that's NOT fair!
  74. Ringtail is making kids starve to death!
  75. "How much are you willing to pay?"
  76. I think I'm burned out
  77. Computer Suck
  78. No, I won't lie to your wife, sir.
  79. You cannot defraud this system.. not on my watch!
  80. Holiday Awesomeness and Suckiness at the Same Time:
  81. "but I need it by CHRISTMAS!"
  82. WIC Customer
  83. EEEEEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH#@!#!#!$!
  84. broken means not working and mean not getting your holiday cards.
  85. Gift Cards Are Not Returnable
  86. Today, it was MY fault...
  87. All I wanted were a couple of Christmas cards-it took forever!
  88. The importance of reading all the words.
  89. Mind reading part XXVII
  90. In one ear...
  91. More library fun
  92. Tales from the Mailbag 2
  93. Wherein a SC cannot do complex math
  94. Worst thing returned at your store?
  95. I'm embarassed so I'll yell about it! (language)
  96. "gentlemen's clubs"
  97. If you're gonna start something, do it outside!
  98. The Good, The Bad and the Downright Weird...(long)
  99. If it's going to blow up... Tell us...
  100. Obviously it's my fault
  101. Why does everything become surreal at this time o year ?
  102. moving stuff, coupons, waiting and other randomness
  103. Mildly annoying dude.
  104. A Note to My Lovely Customers
  105. Wherein Irv wishes he had a neutron bomb
  106. Why not just eat the whole thing
  107. Teach me...
  108. Das C*nt
  109. Bumper Cars at the Fuel station
  110. The Saga of Mr Mullet!!
  111. Two shoplifters
  112. Fun phone one
  113. Christmas = Full Moon 2.0
  114. I can't believe you just asked me that!!!
  115. My son is in Iraq...
  116. "My pan is made out of foil"
  117. Tis the season to not have to watch your kids?
  118. That poor woman....
  119. I don't know if wal-mart carries it
  120. A sucky donor and a sucky new manager
  121. First SC at new store!
  122. I Can't Let Her See THAT Cup!!!
  123. She's going to the media, folks.
  124. People Suck.
  125. Excuse you, too!
  126. I've joined the club...
  127. A couple of SCs from the food side...
  128. Don't Answer the Phone!
  129. Abject Chaos
  130. Sicky McSick Sick
  131. Spotted him from 12 feet away!
  132. "I Sure Hope So!"
  133. KYSS. Keep your story straight.
  134. I was a manager for 30 years
  135. Stop. Who would cross the Lobby of Death must answer me these questions three
  136. Too bad these guys aren't single, ladies!!
  137. No fish for you...
  138. Lamest race card usage EVER
  139. *THE* most common SC for retailers?
  140. Give your LIFE for me, retail wretch!
  141. "What, no 3 course meal?"
  142. No whammies, no whammies....STOP!!! Oh crap, Double Whammy.
  143. The dollar doesn't help...
  144. One of my most annoying regulars really aggravated me today
  145. How many times do I have to say it
  146. Whine, bitch, whine... how dare you not open on Boxing Day!
  147. They ain't making them any smarter
  148. I truly hate people
  149. A new low in going to someone higher- the late J.C. himself!
  150. Customer did not tell me she had no cash, only a credit card
  151. Customers Demands Money Back
  152. Red Basket DRAMA
  153. rebate + coupon + giftcards = minor SC
  154. an SC Relay call?
  155. Good customer becomes SC with lightning speed
  156. oww
  157. Well I don't have a quarter
  158. Step away from the microphone (Language)
  159. Customers does not listen
  160. Why did you come to the mall!?
  161. "I want a different one, this one's open" 2 for 1! (and a bonus)
  162. Game store stupidity aka "What do you mean you have no Wiis?"
  163. Someone broke into your house to order a pizza? Yeah, Right.
  164. Vinegar Tits (bit long...but worth it!!)
  165. Miscellaneous Misery
  166. Mr. Dips: Ruiner of Christmas?
  167. The Chronicles of "Dipstick"
  168. Unless you can fly, you will not make it here before close...
  169. The return of Angry Sheet Lady
  170. No More Taxis
  171. breaking the glass door won't make them open
  172. The Rudest People I Have EVER met
  173. I did you a favour b!tch!
  174. This is why I didn't want to work in retail!
  175. It's a DISPLAY box, that means we don't necessarily have any
  176. Merrry Christmas to You!
  177. why must people shop when they have somewhere else to be?!
  178. Prepare for (not so) Awesomeness!
  179. Made one cry
  180. Yuletide Misery
  181. wherin I share in Gravekeeper's pain
  182. On Working Christmas
  183. A Little Christmas Carol
  184. I hate when that happens
  185. "Where are the real books?"
  186. Your Tax Dollars At Work During Yuletide Suck
  187. I can see a lawsuit coming.
  188. Best. Timing. Ever.
  189. She was crackers!!
  190. I loathe this day
  191. Be Prepared!
  192. blizzard=no delivery
  193. I just can't wrap my head around this one...
  194. (LONG) Been Saving My Stories...
  195. I hate you!
  196. Short and Sweet from the Wage Mines
  197. Call/SC of the Season Nominations
  198. Customer Wanted Exact Time of Money Gram Closing
  199. I Finally Snapped!
  200. DAC (Day after Christmas or Boxing Day) Suck
  201. You'll regret this, I'm <fill in the blank> (give us your best answer!)
  202. Two Not So Smart Scammers
  203. What's the difference?
  204. EEEEEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH#@!#!#!$! Num 2: Meet...
  205. Oh my God, are you serious??
  206. Sucky contractor
  207. Drunken Hobo Guy
  208. And so it ends...
  209. Just because you're old, doesn't give you the right to talk down to someone
  210. Post-Christmas Sales Suckage
  211. i'm so glad this happened off the clock
  212. Suckage, rounds 1-4 (long rounds)
  213. Dropping Change/Advice For All You Women
  214. Every day is a Holiday
  215. pre and post Christmas suck
  216. 3 Wicked Witches
  217. Yes - I've got laryngitis just to inconvenience you!
  218. How to celebrate
  219. Your special deal isn't with us...
  220. Another day in the geriatric ward
  221. Heard this on the news regarding an irritated customer
  222. phone and internet issues
  223. Five! Five racists! Ah ah ah
  224. "I can read!" And other tales
  225. The Everlasting Torment of Semi-Public Toilets
  226. Strange Diseases and other stories
  227. Today's Sesame Street Brought To You By The Letters "D," "U," And "H."
  228. semi-SC and daughter
  229. Stupids Convention
  230. I need it NOW!!!
  231. Innumeracy
  232. Picking on Pregnant Women! (Longish)
  233. Oh how I despise HAGGLERS!
  234. The Car Seat Haggler (long)
  235. Grandma is a Lipstick Bandit
  236. Ignoring The Facts
  237. She complained that we left "early"
  238. How to get yourself banned from my store...
  239. Did I dodge a "pigeon drop" scam?
  240. Cops! Library edition (note, not really the show)
  241. New Years Fun
  242. Sheer Nerve
  243. Customers who put words in your mouth
  244. New Years suck 1
  245. Sales call suckage
  246. I'm back
  247. A Long List
  248. Friends in high... or low... places
  249. Sanitizer is dirty!
  250. Darwin cackles in anticipation