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- Call Center Woes
- Customer Refused to Show ID for Return
- Just because I am at the Register does NOT mean it's open!!!
- ID? I don't need no stinking ID!
- How many ways can I tell you the same info? (LONG)
- it's kinda rude
- If you're gonna dine & dash...
- Taxing my patience
- That was therapudic
- Entitlement Whore - aka how dare you tell my child no!
- How many signs do you need to indicate we're closed?
- Speak-ay English?
- Scamming the Scammers
- wrong directions
- The Register is Broken and the Other One is in Use
- Baffling moments at the front lanes
- You can't please anyone these days
- Tell us when your child throws up!
- You answered the phone too quickly and other assorted wackos
- Not that there's anything wrong with that
- The concept of using the other door
- Why Yes, Those Boots Are Whorish
- Weird phone calls
- Yeah, you do have to wait
- Misadventures in Pizza-Making
- Clingy sucky customers
- Human error happens...
- Pharmaceutical Pheces-Phace
- Listen To Instructions!
- Wherein fish becomes beef
- The bags need to be clean for a reason
- Wait a tick... This is post-holiday season, right???
- Trying to make your stupidity my fault
- What a horrible night to have a suck.
- So lucky that there is a window between us!
- Perhaps we could kill all the children?
- Asian Tossed Salad
- Sometimes you can just tell...
- "I paid £4000 for my ticket!"
- Cutting, pet peeves and dogs with headaches....
- attitude problems
- A WTF Moment
- Don't get mad at me for the way you speak!!
- Sorry, but you don't get your own way
- Thanks for wasting my time
- I smell scam
- We Should Have Seen This Coming
- More ID woes.
- How your Mother wants to be remembered
- Sorry, You Ain't Gonna Get It Here.
- Another regular banned...
- I was wrong...THESE are the rudest people I have EVER met. (LONG)
- When did belligerence ever solve a problem?
- Mentally Unstable Customer
- I don't see the profit in that
- "Why would you do that?"
- GET OUT OF MY GORRAM SHOP!
- Rant/SC tips and blogging.
- Thank you... now please LEAVE! (long and ranty)
- Thanks a lot for CRUSHING my spirits... (slight vent)
- Coffee shop woes
- What a good cust....erm, Conspiracy Theorist.
- Better job, worse customers
- candy bars that turn into water
- New tobacco laws cause grief
- The angst of Duty Free onboard the plane
- New student orientation customer wanted out for free & the reason why
- A Little Catchup
- Sucky customers MAKES FUN of my size...and more game store stupidity
- Out of stock = false advertising?
- No smoking....
- Another Example of Why I'm Over Retail
- smirking rude obnoxious customer
- You are Ms.Taken
- Helping Ford to fail a little faster.
- Awesome Parenting, Really.
- who are you hurting?
- My computer should last FOREVER!
- Daily woes.
- And I'm considered the dumb one
- Time confusion fun! (Warning: a bit long.)
- gotta love those seniors !
- ....And you managed to drive with that for how long now?
- Salad Week, and a Case of the Wha?
- Seafood REALLY Means Chicken Breast!
- Another Couple Quickies
- Money Money Money Money Money Money Money
- 867 migrated south
- stupidest. scam. ever.
- Read my mind!
- Oh my god, its $2, you effing cheapskate.
- Swimming in the middle of Winter
- Wherein a full moon causes havoc.
- This is the reason why you want free parking?
- Carts in the wrong store
- Another sucky noncustomer
- I KNEW you'd ask me for that
- And this from a lawyer...
- Yule tide blues
- All or Nothing!
- The paint matches, so fix it!
- Shopping bags
- a phone call
- That Creeps Me Out
- Wth.... Warning, Kinda Gross
- Yet More Fitting Room Suck...
- Get out of the store!
- When an SC leaves
- Monty Python's Flying Circus presents: How Not To Be Se-er, I mean, Shoplift.
- May I Fuss and Whine a Bit? (long)
- "How dare we land early!"
- Words fail me
- OMFG.
- General Rant. (Some icky stuff.)
- Gah!!! Pay Attention and Think.
- Another visit from Mr Troll
- The one where Plaidman gets owned.
- Fresh Suckage: S.C.ale man
- I was gonna buy some games, but I was high...
- Full moon time! MOVE IT! (long)
- Are we hiring? Let me think about that...
- 1 Hour, 3 of the worst customers ever!
- Women and purses
- Yes, it is anyone's fault but yours that you can't do your job
- Fish Couple
- PLEASE read the help.
- Credit Cards: Let the fun begin!
- Arguing will get you no where!
- Returns (sorry this might be long)
- Online shopping
- You stupid little.... *^@$% (Language)
- the door better work
- thank you ms. buzzkill
- Does this place look like Motel 6?!
- National Lampoon's trip to Heaven
- No you CANNOT has cheesebuger!11!!
- "I don't want to speak to a part time worker"
- "I can't read, but you should discount me anyway!" (long)
- Entrance gate is up & customer exited throught it
- Gas Station giggles
- Teenage Shoplifters
- More returns
- "Friendly" visit
- Funny SC moment at work tonight
- Clark Kent calling the President
- This isn't blackjack?
- Please don't encourage them!
- Skin Diseases, Body Fluids. (Gross)
- my first post in suck customer
- And the award for worse shouting for help goes to......
- Brain burp becomes extreme suckiness.
- SHUT UP! shut up! shut up! SHUT. UP.
- Can I wear my money?
- "No, you may not have it for free."
- 'Snow' Days SUCK!
- Can you WAIT five minutes?
- I won't use the original idea for this title
- I received a complaint today; would like opinions
- SC logic once again confounds me.
- Another ID SC.
- You RUINED Christmas!
- Suckage Sampler (language warning, LONG)
- Quit hanging up on me!!!
- The Squeaky Vegan from Outer Space!
- "Get to the back of the line or LEAVE MY STORE!"
- *puts head down, cries* (short, brutal)
- Another lame line...
- I'm already late, you expect me to wait in line?
- Sucky customer “supposedly” filed groundless complaint
- phone nightmare
- Sir, you can move your hand, or lose it.
- It's seventy eight cents!!!!!!!!!!!!
- I hate to break it to you...
- SC's and money, with a side of pwnage
- I Hate this "joke"
- The Sales Tax Issue
- No you cannot sit in Business Class with a coach ticket
- You're an asshole!
- nasty sarcastic woman
- I hate stinky customers
- Crazy people at the library
- eating unpurchased food.
- unhelpful
- Euphemisms and porn photos
- hilarious
- Did you even think that would work?
- If you're planning to commit fraud....
- Attack of the Milk Maids
- Crazy Cat Man -and- Returns day
- Really thats the best you could come up with.
- A New Low
- Yes I have big bewbs and may be pretty...
- My arms do not stretch great lengths, and I'm not an octopus
- Bad Credit, but large downpayment = Huh
- Let me pour you a nice cup of Shut The Hell Up!
- The Temptation is Strong.
- Ghost in the Machine
- A Most Epic Struggle
- you complained about that?
- New Semester, Same Smarts
- Really. It's not hard.
- sucky snow bird
- Name Dropping
- Mean Old Ladies.
- Happy Scamasoda Day!
- umm...what?
- Coat Moron
- Cops called on ME!? Long...
- You're not being very helpful
- Wherein Irv regretfully returns to work
- can I make my own rules since I dont like yours?
- Actually, no. I'm not Sam's Club
- One from the Wife
- "You need to win us back"
- Yes, as a matter of fact, that is important
- List of my Most Hated customers
- Copy Center Cards
- Behold the almighty power of Wal-Mart...and other nonsense
- A list of 3 of my newest pet peeves(volume 2)
- I am NOT your financial advisor
- What is with Sundays after 10pm?
- Bet he wishes he hadn't spoken to me!
- really its .32 cents?
- OMG, white stuff on the ground!!! Eleventy!!!!
- I want a double discount
- A few tales from the checkout line
- It's A Conspiracy!
- State Taxes? We don't pay no stinkin' State Taxes.
- No free rides to frivalous places? You suck!
- Wait, did you just say I'M rude?
- OCD owner
- a little update
- No cuts!
- Please don't yell at the Coworkers
- Customers with a teenage mentality
- "I don't want to talk to you!"
- Rude Man And The Penny Pincher
- The Pluperfect Transaction: finished before you started, right?
- We Can't Accept That Check
- Can you read?
- Annoying persistent questioning customer
- For all that is benevolent... (ranty)
- RTFM - Camera Edition (and ill employees)
- What a week, and it's only now Thursday...
- scammers?
- It's a Good Thing He Isn't Pudge the Fish
- We're Not A Charity (Warning - Language)
- No the auction is not a game
- Helicopter parents.... (sorry, ranty)
- "She's lying!" call the gov't from home!
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