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  1. What the sh*t lady I was only trying to help
  2. Use your words.
  3. Lipstick + You're Not A Special Snowflake.
  4. Who the Hell is "Me"??
  5. Wherein Fabulous Powers are Revealed to Me (epic)
  6. Interruptasaurus Rex
  7. I want the best deal
  8. Wow. It finally happened.
  9. I no longer hate holidays. I despise them!!! (long)
  10. Toilet troubles (gross, stupid)
  11. To workers who deal with serving coffee: (MINOR RANT)
  12. Listen, lady...
  13. Shut down an "economy" whiner yesterday!
  14. *I* Didn't leave!
  15. "In this economy....."
  16. First post....ancient times (the 80's)
  17. S/O In This Economy...
  18. I'm Important! I have a secretary!!!
  19. Do you ever get THOSE ones?
  20. First Theft
  21. Uptight customers
  22. "Videodrome is offensive"
  23. "Why Isn't This Empty Gumball Machine Vending?"
  24. Liar Liar
  25. done with ebay
  26. A sinner tells me God Bless you.
  27. That's NOT what you said!
  28. Don't rant if you're wrong...
  29. I can't believe I actually said it!
  30. Yes I work retail and no i'm not an idiot!
  31. What do you plan to do with it?
  32. Do you not know to use the cup!?
  33. How many levels of FAIL is that??
  34. Passover Customer
  35. Salt and Pepper Customer
  36. "Oh you must be new here"
  37. Mild suck and a funny
  38. Everyone loves a whore (but not an EW)
  39. CW pwns whiner with politeness
  40. More economy whiners and ultra vague people....
  41. It's MY phone. Mine !
  42. The Leftorium is three doors down on your left.
  43. You're telling us how long to take to make copies?
  44. "I Have My Receipt!" Will NOT Help You In This Case.
  45. I got yelled at in Japanese
  46. The Stupid is Strong With These People...
  47. Justifiable Homicide
  48. NOT how we should do business! (long!.. as always)
  49. Drunkyyyy
  50. Today was National Get in My Way Day
  51. Jeans Jackass (language)
  52. That was the first thing I asked you!
  53. "What a dork!"
  54. Dairy Cooler Jedi Mind Trick?
  55. Wherein a SC freaks me out... and gets pwned by the Boss
  56. I...live!!! (Language)
  57. Another thing that could really wait until after you're done shopping
  58. Entitled Realtor
  59. "There will be an exception" EW pwnage
  60. Ordering me around does nothing for you
  61. And people in hell want ice water too...
  62. A Quiz
  63. FIRE CODE!
  64. I hate it when.....
  65. Ink cartridges
  66. It pains me..... and other SC's put in there place.
  67. No, we don't operate by CST here
  68. byebye Mr. Pizza Delivery guy
  69. The Ballad of Sleepy McPantsless
  70. no concierge
  71. words cant describe them
  72. a discounted discount
  73. Yet another customer who doesn't understand the 99 cent sandwich deal...
  74. "You need to clean the bathroom"
  75. ...Idiot.
  76. The crap hounds were out in full force today....
  77. Seriously, do your arms not work?
  78. My First Tale of Win!
  79. listening helps
  80. You weren't expecting that were you?
  81. PUT IT AWAY
  82. Sunday + SC = suckage
  83. You called the cops for that??
  84. For The 3rd Time, WATCH YOUR CHILD!!!/"Your Pharmacy Sucks".
  85. Job advertisement suck...
  86. It's my fault the card reader won't work, and that I lack the skill of mind-reading
  87. ...and if it is?
  88. "But I had it!"
  89. Shoulda Just Stayed Home!
  90. Dont shake the vending machines stupid!!
  91. Mr. Dips' Boss vs. Check-Cashing Lady
  92. I turned down another sale today
  93. You Ran My Credit?!?!
  94. Am I speaking another language?
  95. Line Cutters
  96. Dressed To Unimpress
  97. No I do not know all the calling card rates...
  98. No cigarettes? Then I shall take your candy!
  99. Long Time, No Post
  100. Go away, I'm not your friend
  101. Wheelchair passengers
  102. Customers play keepaway
  103. Yes, I make a living stealing pennies off you
  104. They charged me a penny too much!
  105. "No my bag needs to be ABOVE my seat."
  106. New job, same old sucky customers...
  107. Poor cops working at the library
  108. I wish people would make the time
  109. Witty Retorts are Wonderful, Aren't They?
  110. Brightening weekends and other tales (long)
  111. Would you please finish your heart attack, so I can get my taco sauce?
  112. When did cashiers become your personal janitors?
  113. "How much they pay you here?"
  114. The One That Made Me Cry
  115. Life in the Drive-thru
  116. Do your homework!
  117. In HONOR of; not in MEMORY of...
  118. They just don't even try anymore.
  119. There's this one town...
  120. Don't laugh at me when YOU'RE wrong! (and other stories)
  121. Swine flu fun!
  122. Sexist SC's
  123. Lost in tv translation
  124. Keeping your Sarcasm in Check
  125. Who said they could do WHAT?!?
  126. There might be a little bit in Californy.
  127. We are NOT the Phantom Gourmet!!
  128. Intentional, or just stupid?
  129. Crazy B****
  130. I don't care if he's missing a body part, I want my food!
  131. We're not competing with McDonalds...
  132. Hat Rape: An Introduction (Long Gross)
  133. We Meet Again!
  134. I hope you're proud of yourself.
  135. stunning customer service skills
  136. Student: "I only parked for 20 minutes"
  137. wierdo
  138. Thursday Turds
  139. P.S.... I hate you.
  140. Not your job... (long)
  141. Take that foot fetish dude!
  142. Sucky E.R. Patient (Epic Length)
  143. What is 'hold' please?
  144. No Discount for You!
  145. I'm an ass from protecting you from humiliation? (Long)
  146. Guess who else is a lawyer!!
  147. scammers or just stupid
  148. Fast Food Friends
  149. If Only the Long Arm of the Law Was Longer... You'd be in Jail
  150. blah
  151. Ding Dong Bell, Pottys in the Well (gross)
  152. Not On My Watch!
  153. My manhood has deserted me.
  154. Now That's Good Customer Service
  155. Would you like Fries with your BullS**t?
  156. You can have what you want if you just SHUT UP AND LISTEN! (Somewhat epic length)
  157. It's called an ATM people! (ranty)
  158. Mr. Mouthy Learns How Not to Leave the Impound
  159. I couldn't believe the selfishness..
  160. The 10th level of suck (a really unbelievable SC)
  161. A request is just that...a request
  162. Random Tidbits from the Tow Files
  163. Can I Hug You?
  164. How... May I... HEeeeeeelp... YOU.
  165. Please, if you're going to scam me...
  166. "Oh, I have to PAY?", and "Ralerin, Ralerin, RALERIN!"
  167. I can be passive-aggressive too, you know!
  168. A New One...
  169. Probably the most disgusting thing I've had to do
  170. Not so much sucky as funny
  171. an odd one today
  172. Small change nightmare...
  173. At least we got to keep their food...
  174. Pre Holiday Suck
  175. I'm becoming even more of a bastard...
  176. Ah, sexism, alive and well.
  177. The Interruptasaurus
  178. Poor communication
  179. Nonsense, Lies, Insult.
  180. The SC that kissed me...
  181. Your TMI is no match for mine! (WARNING: Girly Issues)
  182. Leave Means LEAVE!
  183. The Return Lady
  184. Life Lesson 29: A Shower is Not a Toilet (Long, Language, Gross)
  185. Wherein I am propositioned for sex.
  186. Cover Your Mouth! and other minor tidbits
  187. somebody is lying
  188. Stare all you want; you aren't getting in
  189. $5 Dollar Footlong Suck Among Other Things
  190. Complaint Disguised as Compliment
  191. Sunday Sucky Sunday
  192. It's called a SIGN...say it with me...SIIIGN!
  193. Rudeness callers (and I blurt a swear)!
  194. Sorry, being a EW means Fail.
  195. "I HATE YOU..... OVER"
  196. Are you complaining about me or the economy?
  197. Sucky student: "I am not paying for my parking"
  198. Heartless SC's
  199. The government is out to get me...
  200. Talk about your spoiled brats!
  201. well, at least he's persistent
  202. A war on two fronts
  203. Seriously?
  204. Angry Student
  205. For once I was speechless!
  206. You Bitch (epic)
  207. Bad Parenting (language)
  208. Does anyone else get these people?
  209. Deja Vu....
  210. Ozzy Called Me!
  211. busted a scammer... Long story
  212. Encounter at Crazypoint (EPIC)
  213. EWWWWWWW!!!!
  214. Isn't that like stealing?
  215. Customer attempts at describing people
  216. "They should be working!!"
  217. Do students count as SCs?
  218. she tricked me
  219. Customer with an attitude
  220. Dumb Travel Agent... (Long)
  221. Four quickies
  222. Paying Bills
  223. Bitch played the cancer card.. Long ranty
  224. How hard is it to open your backpack?
  225. Mrs. Hamptons Steals Perfume.
  226. Enemy At The Gate
  227. spoiled rotten whiny soccer mom
  228. Customer with an attitude returned today
  229. Don't tell ME what MY job is (new, old, bonus story and sighting)
  230. Typhoid Gary has been spotted....
  231. Customer's Husband walks out with groceries while she writes a check
  232. How To Piss Me Off
  233. May I have your account number?
  234. Life Lesson 9: Getting on the Kid's Level Can Backfire (Long Fantasies of violence!)
  235. Black Widow
  236. kids should not chat
  237. some Christian you are
  238. How customers describe themselves
  239. Where are we?......
  240. This isn't the Carnival...
  241. "You are misleading meeeeee!!" and other stories
  242. Well, they didn't give me much time...
  243. I will spend my F@#%kin money elsewhere
  244. Passenger tries to take my bag
  245. Would it hurt to say goodbye to me?
  246. "I hope your plane crashes."
  247. You can't sue if your injury is self inflicted
  248. I hate this man grrrr
  249. horrific honeymoon
  250. Fired ... Over 30¢!!!