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- "I know its not your fault" customers
- "That's what you get for donating to a cancer boy!"
- YEAH, whatever.
- Eletronics =/= Lane
- ARGH!
- Grocery Crazies, or my first post
- what is the problem with people from the midwest
- When shopping for your Mother....
- Mr. No
- With Apologies to Calgary
- A nice conversation I overheard...
- Putting down a know-it-all
- Um...I didn't Sign Up for This
- As glad as I am that you're actually READING the stupid sign....
- Ugh, I hate graveyard shifts!
- Because I'm fat!
- The zombie apocalypse is happening NOW!!!!
- Lightning McQueen loves the cock
- I HAVE THE POWER!!!
- Hooker, wait your turn!
- WTF are you DOING?!(little gross)
- people really piss me off
- Oxygen is extra (and a few other stories)
- Traveling with Pets
- What, no KFC stories??
- Suddenly forgot how to speak English
- The Many "Joys" Of Closing the Store
- The SC with many jobs (long and epic)
- This is not a reasearch hotline.
- You'll do what now?
- Then why did you order it?!
- How exactly are we contradicting ourselves?
- But it doesn't say I need a receipt...
- shoplifter extraordinaire
- The customer who just wouldn't leave.
- There are... No words... (ironiclly enough, a little ranty)
- I finally got to call the cops!
- AGH!!! Stop Sending Me Your Customers, VRS!!!
- AHH!!! (plus another story)
- check out pet peeves
- Stupid old man
- Mr. Fake Wanna-be-a Cop
- EW cigarette suckiness
- Tires, Waddling, HUUUNNH?, and Fastfood
- Lost in 1 sec flat
- Attempted dine-and-dash (featuring SC ignorance and cops!)
- I make lots of friends at work
- I GOT TO SAY NO!!! (Warning: Long)
- Do you know how much I give?!
- Stupid Questions, Take 576.
- I like to keep my job, thanks
- Gift Shopping
- Customer says: I am not going to use your cleaner anymore...
- Someone threw up on the keyboard
- Back to the store from which you came!
- SM with a backbone!
- OMG... No Way... (long)
- More petrol station suck
- Yeah, I'm A Dick....
- ....and why is it OUR fault that YOU screwed up?
- Wherein I Steal a Popular Thread Format
- Uncle Khiras thanks Gravekeeper...
- Temper Tantrum
- What Will Most Likely Be My Last Post Here....
- Failure with a capitol P
- I still love returns
- be reasonable, people
- Receipt? Keep it
- I just want to combine every discount package you have
- How did he hear me???
- I can't do anything for you. No, really.
- Were saying "Hi" makes me a racist. (Long and some language)
- Words cannot explain
- Not really sucky, but annoying
- Sucky Customers at Sea
- I pay your salary...
- FALSE ADVERTISING!!!eleven!!
- Cable Call center reps. DTV conversion complainers
- Herpes!
- Customer Showdown
- "we're not from around here" is NOT an excuse!
- Bratty customer gets his comeuppance
- I am surrounded by extremely petty thieves!
- "Mr. Stabby" (bonus story "Mrs. Stabby")
- Wallet's fat and full of ones. It's all about the Washingtons
- brides that make my head hurt
- scammer
- Let Me Taste Your Tears
- Letter from a Rage-Infected Wage Slave (language)
- Waaah my seat won't recline
- The Adventures of Mr. Vague (and other stories) -LONG!
- Expiration dates are a PLOY!
- For the last time, WE ARE CLOSED!!
- hunh???
- i wont pay interest!
- Um...do you know what you're doing?
- Sunday sucky Sunday
- my friend & my convo over im
- 3 little questions I hate the most:
- fire alarm & death by fire!
- A pet peeve...short and sweet
- Wherein I perform a manicure while in call
- where to start?
- Grocery SCs
- Selective reading comprehension strikes again!
- Stimulus checks from the government
- This is NOT my fault so quit trying to pin it on me. (ranty)
- I'm mildly uncomfortable- call the cops!
- The dangers of shoplifting
- Hagglers, and other gripes
- Not a REAL table
- Regarding Janitorial Folk...
- Is there a polite way to say -
- Sick n Cranky Sunday (long)
- I will offer sex in return for clearance!
- Double Bag Bitch Is Entitled; "I'm Not Sorry!"; The CNN Woman
- Not taught in college: What RSVP means
- Sunday Lady vs. The Internets.
- I hope you get fired.
- I'm Not Paying in Advance Since You Might Not Get That Item
- I Shouldn't Be Treated Like That
- All of this because of steak sauce??
- ...Go to hell....
- Promotion gone bad = SC's aplenty :(
- Crazy Guy (WARNING: Long... with language)
- I felt ill after today.
- Diaper doldrums
- I want it 15$!
- Somewhat Yin, Somewhat Yang, And A Free Show.
- And so it begins....
- Insert clever title here
- I didn't touch your kid!
- I'm not a trained monkey, or passive-aggressive game-players
- All I can say is O_o
- What did we do to deserve this?!....
- Sure! I'd be happy to violate someone's privacy for you!
- Employee Bingo!
- My 2nd post
- Customer's reply after pulling up to the outside gate
- He has all the time in the world....
- 0-Psycho in .2 seconds
- First thread, be gentle w/ me
- Buying Crack
- And yet, here you are... AGAIN... (The Saga CONTINUES!)
- That is NOT PC.
- Of Banshee's and Bluetooth (kinda long, some language)
- Can I wait for you to find this complex obscure problem?
- Carry my bag for me
- Fun with lotion and hubcaps
- I got grilled
- worst of the worst (warning: lots of foul language)
- Wastin' away again in reservationville...
- Wow, what a night.
- Some people shouldn't have kids...(Language, Ranty)
- The Judge, Cops, and a Bad Sunburn (My first post)
- I don't care if it't hot, i'll get you fired!
- Another Cruising SC
- Water-bottle Woes
- If you'd let us help you...
- The Transgender and the bearded lady
- Let's Ignore Ralerin, Let's Notice Ralerin, Let's Bitch At Ralerin...
- Shpeshul Shnowflake Funeral Home (epic)
- Spiders, why I hate mechanics and I'm a thief, again.
- why oh gods do holidays bring out the suck?
- Note to Self: Leaping across the Counter and Strangling Stupid people is WRONG...
- Reservation? What for?!?
- Bend Over
- dolphin watching
- Of Harpies and Herpes
- Repeat screamer
- Please narrow it down
- Memorial Day Flowers
- Fuel card tomfoolery
- Dead Tiger Lily (horrifically long) O_o
- No brains, just muscle
- another satisfied customer
- Can't take the hint.
- What's the Most Annoying Thing You've Rung Up?
- Tarot Customers Two: Back with Vengence
- The Fast and the Furious
- Tidbits from the Dairy Store
- So we got the cops called on us tonight
- I got no sympathy for you pal!
- Drive Thru Bitch
- I can't believe my self control...
- How stupid are you?
- Out of gas, out of manners, out of luck baby....
- It's only easy when I don't have you
- Quick Urine Story
- Being on crutches is no excuse for being a bitch
- A Tale of Two Shitty's.
- How to talk back to an SC without getting fired.
- Cell Hell
- Misleading, eh?
- It doesn't work that way.
- Memorial Day SUCK!
- Landlord suck.
- All this fuss over coffee
- Grammar Nazi
- No, sir, I can't remove 9 adult movies from your bill...
- Dumb Mother
- You go to work looking like that?!
- Lifeguarding Observations
- Cinnabread Spite
- but we're in a recesssion
- BPA! PLASTICS! BABY BOTTLES!
- My window wasn't locked-refund me! (long, as always)
- The customer who broke the corporate's back.
- Ok call them (long with a side of stupid)
- ITT: Your most memorable "I'll see you fired!" tales of horror
- Killing the earth one bag at a time....
- I guess princess learned a life lesson
- For the first time since working here, I have now actually been fearful for my life.
- The Case of the Guy Who Expected Me to Memorize Everything
- Shore thing episode 1: free meal and a show (long)
- What can Brown do for you?
- "I USED to work in retail SO...."
- As If I Don't Weep Enough
- Ultimate SC Pwnage!!
- This is NOT a Flea Market
- DUMBTH!
- When the Early-release high schoolers strike
- The angry, whiney man-child.
- Only if you eat the rest of that sandwich.
- Lucky you're with AAMI...
- Well we obviously didn't play Video games...
- Woah, buddy.
- New Reasons To Be Offended
- Just the rest of this day
- NO, we are NOT open!
- A Moral Dilemma
- The most important man in the world
- Let us do our job
- Drive-By Newspapering
- Troublemakers
- A thief who called "thief" on a cashier
- Small tales, thrice
- Take a Hike!
- Does this LOOK like a book store to you? (plus a bonus!)
- Stay put!
- In which I fail to think of a witty title.
- How I deal with Scammers.
- No, you can't just leave money
- Credit requests - only for deadbeats
- The Bacon Lady
- Fasten the damn seatbelt
- Stop asking for things
- An archetypical SC type: Nattering NayBob of Negativity (epic)
- If you would just listen... (long post)
- Frustrations of a gas station employee.
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