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  1. 3 carryouts, 3 problems, 3 headdesks
  2. Pure. Simple. Douchebag.
  3. Some stupid customer stories for ya.
  4. Stories from behind the counter
  5. "Oh then I don't want it."
  6. I hate sample Mondays
  7. I was VERY close to being out of line here
  8. I can tell you one thing
  9. Code A-hole
  10. It's raining foam/customer got to clean up their own mess
  11. Lady Wha Wha
  12. Subway Suck, the Pizza Edition (and more short tales)
  13. Biting the Hand that Feeds you
  14. Apparently I tried to poison this man
  15. Not technically a customer...but still my encounter.
  16. Yet another address fail
  17. Try sobering up, then recall our conversation!
  18. All bartenders unite here
  19. This one time at Band camp....
  20. Attention customers stop opening the packages and using what's in them without paying
  21. Good Times, Bad Times *Long*
  22. Gremlin Germs
  23. It's not much of a complaint, but still...
  24. Customer Called After Closing For Emergency Meat
  25. I Think His Momma Invented Meat or Something?
  26. Death Returns
  27. "Wash your hands!!"
  28. Ain't No Cure For The Summer Time Blues..
  29. When I get REALLY mad....
  30. Prank call
  31. Following policy=Rude
  32. Double teamed by SCs...good grief!
  33. Self help books don't work, apparently (language)
  34. What, is a full moon out? (long, with a special one)
  35. Why I now hate squares
  36. Pre-Holiday EW
  37. Whatever, Creep!
  38. "I'll do it! I'll do it! Do it I will!" A bit long.
  39. Poor starving lady
  40. Wherein customers ask me for support for ILLEGAL products...
  41. So, what do YOU go to a steakhouse for?
  42. Well, THAT was uncalled for
  43. Parents of the year award
  44. The customer's suck is impossible to gauge!
  45. Come rain or shine...(and the return of Death)
  46. Because, yeah, it's entirely the workers' fault someone held the line up for an hour.
  47. The great instruction manual escapade...
  48. When placing a call-in order....
  49. The Customer Who Wouldn't Leave
  50. Jobs I Do Not Have
  51. So much fail...
  52. 2 suckers
  53. Bad t-shirt slogans and Handicapped Cart Suck
  54. Overdramatic much
  55. Death hates swine flu
  56. some SCs and a couple of cool dudes/today's happenings
  57. Freedom! Horrible, Horrible, Freedom!
  58. "This milkshake tastes like milk!" (long)
  59. Don't tell my kid what to do.
  60. Ah crap. *gross*
  61. How to piss off my manager big time!
  62. Priorities and other stuff.
  63. "My child has made a mess."
  64. Seeing passengers in a hotel
  65. Irate hotel guest
  66. Ladies of Dubious Breeding
  67. Haven't been here in awhile! Some sucky customer stories inside! Sorta long.
  68. I cut into my vacation for this?
  69. This Was NOT In My Job Description!
  70. I am tired of dealing with this
  71. That's AMAZING!
  72. BOGO insanity or...no you can't get three discounts at once.
  73. Free Wi-Fi issues
  74. "Try and Try Again" isn't for alcohol purchases
  75. Spectacular address fail
  76. get to the point
  77. Scammers abound (Longish)
  78. Can't you see I'm not serving drinks?
  79. It just slipped out...
  80. UberBoss and the Author of Grump
  81. I Was Next Even Though I Wasn't in Line
  82. "You don't have APPLE JUICE in this college bar?!"
  83. "CLEAN UP in aisles 7, 8, and 9..."
  84. Lunch time special - Now with more idiocy!
  85. Applicant E-Mails
  86. GET*OVER*IT!!!
  87. If you're so impatient, go to another line!!
  88. Why is this so hard? *whine*
  89. Out of Business Sale
  90. How much is that?
  91. "Stop being so cheerful!!"
  92. Just...Stop...
  93. SCs On A Plane
  94. Bitter Vitriol
  95. I'm Trying to Help You! (I sucked mildly in both)
  96. Go me!
  97. Curse the buy/sell/trade business model!
  98. Just vile.
  99. Funny email revenge
  100. Look behind you mate
  101. What to do if you receive a counterfeit:
  102. Economy Whiners at Subway
  103. When I think I've seen everything
  104. Three tales from Textbook Hell (Language warning. SC had a potty mouth...)
  105. All Those Hidden Charges
  106. Knock Knock. Whos There? Interrupting COW...
  107. Customer Banned
  108. The day my manager finally cracked down on the stupid customers.
  109. No I will not go out with you!
  110. Buy one SC story get one SC free.
  111. slay me
  112. I am beginning to doubt the intelligence of the human race
  113. I Want My Seafood Now
  114. I Want My Gas Coupon
  115. Passenger asks to visit the flightdeck in-flight!
  116. Passenger gets angry over lack of chicken
  117. We got a new "store insult." (LONG)
  118. The Subway Card Debacle
  119. How *NOT* to be a Sucky Customer...
  120. Guy yelled at me at the call box
  121. Get. Out. (NSFW?)
  122. I Did What They Asked..
  123. Me and the bcl
  124. Wherein I defend my colleague.
  125. "SERVE ME OR I WILL KICK THE SH*T OUT OF YOU!!"
  126. Lies make baby Jesus cry
  127. touch me = serious pain
  128. major headache
  129. But I loooooove him!
  130. Back when I worked in a library....
  131. You speak Spanish, but pass ME off to the counter agent who speaks little English!
  132. Since When is Advertising Signage the Servers' Responsibility?
  133. Lets start throwing high chairs now, real freakin' mature
  134. Why do the nice guys have to date the mega-b**ches?
  135. "Filty Lucre" or "Customer Foots the Bill"
  136. Nice Try Kiddies...in other words, you are STUPID!
  137. My Freaky Friday
  138. I pointed out an error, give me free stuff (somewhat long)
  139. Oh noes it didn't work what do I do? (ranty)
  140. Small time scamster, big time pain (long)
  141. Assorted Tales of Woe and Triumph
  142. If I only had a military grade tazer
  143. No you didn't.
  144. Cursing tirade in the feminine hygiene section...
  145. By Your Customers Combined...( Epic >< )
  146. .....we're a GROCERY STORE!!!
  147. When a customer demands, the employees ignore..
  148. I broke the rules, give me free stuff
  149. Here are fake documents, lend me money
  150. Not clear on the concept
  151. Phone Card
  152. Ignore me and I'll ignore you (minor rant)
  153. What is so wrong with adjectives?
  154. angry moms produce angry children
  155. Maybe she just wasn't loved as a child
  156. In which I scald a small child with hot tea
  157. Passenger spills tomato juice over me
  158. I hate kids
  159. Short and Sweet
  160. Can't believe I said it.
  161. It's not our fault
  162. Why would I be in here if she's in here?
  163. It's 38 cents!
  164. D&D Camp
  165. One Last Weirdo
  166. A new low in parenting
  167. Jeez, mother of the year by the sounds of it
  168. No ID = No Cigs, and NO I will NOT give the OK to my coworker!
  169. Address fail: celebrity edition
  170. Keep on honking, I'm not getting up..
  171. Sucky Patron and my Sucky Reaction
  172. How not to be helped and the stoner
  173. The School of Entitlement and Other Stories
  174. you should have called me
  175. Fufu needs to vent.......
  176. Really? REALLY?
  177. Creeps, Freaks, and Thieves...In Textbook Hell...
  178. Why is it always ME?
  179. New way to "pay"
  180. it's not MY fault!
  181. Arg! The stupidity!
  182. Passenger demands water bottle
  183. Don't drink the water.
  184. Mom of the Year
  185. Three Quick Ones
  186. How to get Shitfaced, and other stories.
  187. I Haven't Killed your First Born...yet
  188. If you weren't such a ^#@%# I'd be more inclined to be nice.
  189. My first day back and already I have a multitude of SCs
  190. Oh the joys....
  191. rake the beach (I am not kidding, this really happened)
  192. A collection Language Warning Long
  193. Creeper McCreepins (long)
  194. Weird.. Half SC/Half kind old lady (longish)
  195. Someone Played The Homophobic Card
  196. A couple from tonight
  197. Perhaps not sucky, but certainly a poor choice of words
  198. These Guys Are Going to Have Long Frustrating Day
  199. More tales from casino comp land....
  200. Cabin Fever: a spinoff of Shore thing
  201. Im sorry YOU didn't plan for this heat-kinda longish
  202. So sorry we don't carry your obscure item
  203. CS FINALLY upholds their own policies! (sorry, long)
  204. "Fond" memory from a convenience store (sorta long)
  205. Uh...ah...UGHHH *a little gross*
  206. Well that was pointless....
  207. Pet Peeves
  208. I don't know what to say about this guy...
  209. Job Descrip: Know Everything
  210. EA Games, you're on my list
  211. Electronics to Ear=Lost Brain Cells
  212. Lamest Excuse Ever
  213. No good deed goes unpunished...
  214. Dear douche with a bluetooth...
  215. I'm human, kthxbye. (long, ranty, language)
  216. The Bearded Lady
  217. How can I miss the customers when they won't go away?
  218. Selections from the Tard Files (long, occasionally gross, language)
  219. We are NOT your personal shoppers plus closing mini rant
  220. bitchy library lady
  221. The Exorcist... Christmas Edition?
  222. Address Fail: Foreign Edition
  223. More casino comp fail....
  224. "Your Orange Juice is Infected With Morgellon's Disease!"
  225. No cheese please.
  226. Passenger asks me for directions
  227. Apparently my nail varnish makes me look like a whore
  228. My Mind Says No, But My Ass Says Yes
  229. Where's the Town AA meeting?
  230. It's the LAW, lady!
  231. What. The. Hell?!?! (Or Wherein Lupo is offered shelter from domestic violence...?)
  232. Drag Me To Heck
  233. I still don't understand this SC...
  234. Two from the steakhouse
  235. A real gem: "I need a perfect ticket!" lady (long)
  236. You LIAR!
  237. Reply I just sent to an attempted scammer
  238. pls don't use your fingers!
  239. "SERVE ME OR I WILL KICK THE S**T OUT OF YOU!!" Part Two
  240. ...Okay, that's a new one (from a friend)
  241. Never been this close to losing it on a customer.
  242. The dead nurse (Infuriating and will kill your faith in humanity)
  243. Scammers
  244. "But you didn't ASK"/ Free $5 gift card
  245. In need of a good wait
  246. EW box wanter
  247. Belated Tales from the 9-13
  248. Waitresses are NOT your playtoys!!
  249. That BBC
  250. How to suck at the drive-thru