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- Don't hate the player, lady, hate the game.
- Rubber band fight...
- Customer impervious to BLOOD and COMMON SENSE
- I know/don't know, I/I only work here
- More ID stuff
- The WORST first job, ever. (length)
- First post- Taking candy from strangers.
- Hey! Wait! I got a new complaint!
- Wet Keyboards, Fanboys, and Edible Ethernet. (Long)
- DIY Baby Changing Station
- Customer Made a Scene
- Waste of Time
- And he returns!
- Why are you screaming at me?
- Wine (Whine?) Bottle Witch
- Thieving bitch!
- Shoplifting Tips
- OH YES THERE IS!
- Use a different bag?!?
- Horrible Subway related dream
- HOW DARE YOU DO YOUR JOB!! %!%$RAEG#$$!
- Tales from the Bookstore Cafe (longish)
- Sir I'm Urinating.....
- And here I thought *I* was bad with directions
- Why do you always come through my line?
- Call center vent
- Cereal Killer
- Let GO! (short 'n sweet)
- Another Damn Senior Day--September edition!
- A message to parents
- sun flower man!
- An actual sucky patron sighting!
- We don't all wanna be big rock stars living in hilltop houses driving 15 cars
- water bottle lady (possibly long)
- Longest PIN ever
- You are an IDIOT. LONG
- Do Not Annoy The Cook (long)
- "That is ROBBERY!!!!"
- Entitled Dad and Coat Bitch...
- Did you think it was a lie?
- A disturbing one from GameStore
- Mister Haggler FAILS!
- Slow though Process
- I have the POWER!!!! but not the way you think. (Sorry it is epic)
- Oh let's just try it anyways.... (kinda long)
- It is just a simple question....
- I didn't even work during open hours and I still got an SC
- Mary Poppins Woes
- New company woes
- I made a customer cry.
- What is THAT!?
- The liberal library
- where do they come from?
- You are not a customer
- Most obscene guest ever
- What do you really want?
- More shouting in the feminine hygeine section...
- Worst Day of BTS, plus bonus sighting (VERY long, some language)
- You said rare right?
- It's for charity bitch!
- New Level of Lazy & French Toast
- How To: Register As A Sex Offender
- grocery store chronicles -- kinda long i guess
- Fuel station fun
- Wherein the SC asks me a rather blunt question
- Energyguy says hello
- That guy is scarying away the German Consulate (scheisse edition)
- I am not giving you a credit card
- The Last Straw
- Security Factor 5
- Lazy, lazy, lazy!
- son tries pulling the race card but father makes up for it(first time happy ending)
- Labor day is slow! Though! (language)
- "I got exactly what I want and I am not happy!!"
- The Kappuccino Kid!
- Labor day lamentations
- LISTEN to me FFS
- I am the Warranty Queen!......
- Tea Parties and BTS
- Can't talk? Don't use the fucking phone!
- Impatient Lady
- Font Fanatic
- I want a discount
- Some pwnage of prankers, a tale from the old call centre
- You should invest in a dictionary...
- No public bathroom!
- How you no understand?
- The movie masturbater
- Inspired by VRS - I ask the same thing
- bitch, and thats putting it nicely
- I present the brass (foot)balls award!
- Yes-No-Eanie-Meanie-Minie-Moe
- No, we don't accept that as payment.
- Quick one from today and new SC's!
- not again
- How To: Get An Assault Record (+ mini sighting)
- So high, she doesn't notice what a spectacle she's making of herself
- Well, I suppose if you're going to DRINK it...
- They seek me out now thay know i'm here
- Network Connection EWs
- I know for a fact it will take it!
- Someone who has a worse sense of direction than me and some others
- Fired! (epic)
- Nutcases on Parade!
- New. Heres my tales.(Loooonnnnnnggggg)
- First Day Back
- STOP FRIGGIN JUMPING
- Why Don't You Have a Seat Over There
- $1.99, Da? Coupon? Nyet.
- Tipped too much...
- EWs for the copiers
- Sure, don't believe your keycutter.
- busy body
- They call me tasty cakes
- You're proud you got her fired???
- no, I don't know who you are!
- You don't pay me enough do deal with this crap (Warning: gross)
- The Reverse CD Mystery
- Tooth Brush Man
- Worst b*tch of the day.
- Pulling the Grandma Card
- When my manager is considering cussing you out, YES, you are an SC!
- "What about meeee?"
- Speak up so I can help you, BEFORE you complain to the mgr!
- Change for a 50
- Ice, Ice, Baby
- Gay Virus.
- You can't make this stuff up.
- Old Customer story
- what is this!?
- Mr. Opposite
- Wrong Address (Quick)
- late check out
- I'm a REPUBLICAN!
- Inwhich i keep my cool in the face nf an EW. Yay is me :p
- I think you are mistaken about college kids.
- Check Your Mojo At The Door
- It wasn't your screw up but you damned sure better fix it!
- what's that saying about a lack of planning?
- Pathetic Complaints
- Experiences with phone brats
- This is the thanks I get for helping you?!
- This is a human rights issue! (longish)
- Did you really just do that? (short)
- She thinks she is the center of the Universe *long*
- False Advertising!
- Drive-offs and Douchebags
- All I can say: Skills
- ROTC Blues
- I can't just take your word for it
- Of Ti-D-Bol, ant control, and parental FAIL
- If this is how the world is, I want no part of it.......
- You want it where?
- The Pizza Ordering Game Show
- Bookstore idiots
- I'll pay where I WANT to pay.
- Give them an inch...
- I'm NOT a telemarketer!
- My nose still weeps at the memory
- My kitchen!
- early check in
- i am NOT A LIFEGUARD, lady!
- If you don't like it, VOTE.
- Blame Photolab
- Uh, sir, you can't go into the women's room.
- Petrol voucher SCs aka the bane of my existance
- Personal views to a stranger
- Specifics. I Need Them.
- Well that was really important
- I can't believe I had to tell him not to do that!
- this lady needs to cool it
- Still a teenager, already a b*tch
- not really sucky, just way too persistent
- She didn't know her name.
- Bi-Sexual Clown Slut
- I laughed when I heard this one
- Flipping The World Upside Down & Other Stories.
- One Stupid, One Funny
- What's Taking So Long?
- Um, shouldn't you go to like, the Hospital?
- thanks for costing us $15 asshole
- Memory. Storage. Devices!!
- Three Weeks of Hell
- oh, forgot to mention this
- Computer asininity
- Do you expect me to agree with you? Because I really don't.
- ID stands for Idiot Douchebag
- A drunk lady got owned!
- Your Last Name Please?
- I got to do a stupid tax, and I loved it.
- Longest...day...ever
- Festival of maximum capacity
- Crazy Guy Threatens Coworker...
- I am Not a Guinea Pig
- In One Ear, and Out The Other
- "But it's all the same company!"
- You make absolutely no sense...
- Why do you have to make my CW cry?!
- Impatient @$$Hole
- dumb questions
- These Guys Are Very Close to Being Refused Service
- "Where is my pizza?"
- I was a rude and horrible person to her.
- Scrapyard Stories (WARNING: quite long with some icky parts (clearly pre-marked))
- Irony? [NSFW + Please don't hate me]
- Thank You But My Hair Is Not Your Plaything.
- Nasty rude customer bitches at me and my manager
- Pleasant People Make My Day...Not
- A collection of SCs
- What did you expect?
- Problem Solved = "We still have a problem"
- "Let the woman do her job", or "maybe you should have told someone"
- How dumb do you think I am?
- Mr. Dips Got to Witness the Aftermath of "I'm Going Elsewhere!"
- Coo-Coo for Contact Lenses!
- I'm gonna complain b/c you don't have my coupon!
- Pesos Con Dollars.
- Blatant Coupon Fraud
- When did a chair become the place to return stuff?
- What...The Hell....?!
- "Don't Make Me Feel Stupid!"
- Got Milk?
- Sob Story Fail
- At the K
- Zombie Lincoln
- so rude
- Do you bitch at Gucci too?
- Seriously, Just Go Back to Smoking
- I hate people, I blame myself
- The Nazi (may offend)
- Copy Center Idiots + Bonus
- A Customer Complained About Me!
- And even more repeating...
- Oh, bitch bitch bitch aka the Monday of Suck
- Hmmm, I wonder....
- Yet more proof that people don't read...
- Why did I get a zero?
- none of your business maybe?
- What part of that was poor customer service?
- Sucky Name Change
- Almost run over and a bonus
- what an asshole
- Luggage
- Anti-Quarantine
- quick one, but stupid
- No TV and No free room make SC something something
- Cruise Ship Sucky Holidays
- Magazine woes.
- I think I need a hug.
- Lottery Lifter
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