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  1. Breaking Quarantine
  2. Doesn't Love Daughter
  3. This just makes me angry.
  4. But he made me!!
  5. Color Catastrophe
  6. Umm, business doesn't work that way
  7. They should go by our time!
  8. Shut up shut up SHUT UP!!
  9. Secret Shoplifter
  10. Sucky female customer & the garage is reserved
  11. Manager cum psychologist: WAY too freaking much information! :O NSFW
  12. The overly paranoid Doctor needs some meds
  13. How To: Make Me Rip My Hair Out. <long>
  14. Unintelligible positive-sounding comment regarding widgets.
  15. 1st wacko of the night (long probably added to)
  16. If At First You Don't Succeed, Try, Try Again
  17. Wherein Unreasonable Requests are Made
  18. I'll Have You FIRED!!!!
  19. Literally the most disgusting thing ever
  20. No crazies, but a crapload of SCs
  21. The Doors, the Wailers, and the Misfits! With special guests!
  22. Crazedclerk presents "Real SCs of Genius"
  23. Stop that. Now.
  24. Your why I am a bad parent!
  25. three
  26. The Queen of San Quinton
  27. Customer laughed at my misery . . .
  28. You shall not buy that Corona!
  29. Do not get angry with me...
  30. "Don't Tell Me What Ter Do, Cracka!"
  31. I lost my glasses and its your fault
  32. Things I Cannot Do
  33. It's not my fault!
  34. This is not the hotel you're looking for.
  35. I hate alcohol customers...
  36. Price-Matches
  37. EULA
  38. the north = cold/snow
  39. How to be out of pocket by $135,000
  40. Attention all customers: Have any of you ever heard of the swine flu?!
  41. total bitch
  42. The ten dumbest things I get asked at Subway
  43. $16.09 worth of screaming
  44. Surprise - a stupid scammer
  45. Sorry for my mistake, but no...(long)
  46. The joys of a common name
  47. Bad situation made worse
  48. My family are all SCs when I try to help them. Longish :(
  49. Back in the Olden Days
  50. Don't go to the library on Sundays (staff and customers) epic.
  51. Whine all you like, I don't care...
  52. Famous last words from yours truly
  53. I know this happens all the time but I'm still shocked
  54. Driving Directions Gone Bad
  55. unsupported
  56. There's a crosswalk over there!
  57. How to make me hate you in less than 5 mins.....
  58. annoying library customer
  59. Bows and Arrows 09 Drunks
  60. I'm sorry I helped you
  61. a few tales from tonight at the pizza place (slightly long)
  62. The one where Irv almost witnesses domestic violence
  63. guestzilla
  64. How Could He Not Know
  65. I warp kids' minds for a living
  66. I'm grossed out!
  67. if the world is really this braindead
  68. Long @ss day
  69. Wherein GK's customers return to Denver.
  70. Super Creep, Super Creep!
  71. a free night
  72. way too complicated
  73. hotel service...at the library
  74. I wish today never happened
  75. No, I will not let you cuss out my coworker.
  76. Code Pink's mom loses her car
  77. Please stay away from me!
  78. Wanker
  79. Secret Shop(lift)er
  80. negotiating the check out time
  81. It's her "constitutional right!"
  82. Nope, I'm just a REALLY clever robot...
  83. Cthuluisk
  84. My store is NOT for you to advertise in!
  85. stupid people
  86. I enjoy being a prick.
  87. Long Weekend is Long ( So is this post)
  88. An Open Letter To My CUstomers
  89. Questionable ID Stories
  90. must remain on leash!
  91. Ignore me will yah?
  92. Crazy Has Come Back Into My Life.
  93. There is a WALL of them!
  94. In which I am no use
  95. such a moron
  96. Racist customers
  97. I can't magically make show schedules change...
  98. Definitions anyone?
  99. Old bastard is lucky this didn't happen face to face.
  100. The anti-paper fiend
  101. Ease my concsious
  102. massive sales, burning diarrhea, and Crazy Cowboy Hat Guy
  103. Gravekeeper's Customers are invading Vermont
  104. Guitar Hero Rage!!!
  105. It's that time again/crrazy bitch scammed us, worst yet
  106. I'm done--now what>?
  107. The New SC's
  108. Tis the season...
  109. Declined =/= go get more!
  110. men, beer and the women's restroom
  111. cell phone ringing and sneaky pear eater
  112. Stock what is fully stock!
  113. I want another drink because I lost my other one.
  114. But where!?!
  115. i'm a barista, not a mind reader!
  116. Pint Size Carving Knife Hijacker and Other Drama.
  117. Drugs are bad, um k. :( (LONG)
  118. /sigh (Very long, and VERY ranty)
  119. Rent a God Damn Movie, or GET OUT!!! (Semi-long)
  120. Tales From the Other Side
  121. My First EW
  122. Loyalty cards...
  123. But your menu says Satisfaction Guaranteed?!!
  124. "I want a million for this!"
  125. Get the Heck Out!
  126. WORDS CANNOT DESCRIBE HOW MUCH I HATE RACIST'S(long with language)
  127. you're stupid!
  128. library chat with the young and useless.
  129. Bad Checks
  130. Why calling the police may not be such a good idea (long)
  131. why me?
  132. So the son of god stopped by today...
  133. Short-Term Memory Loss Man and the Ballsy Panhandlers
  134. To the lady who is in our store every week....
  135. Attempted Scammer
  136. Is it a movie about a car or a snake?
  137. No Overnight Parking!
  138. thats just not right
  139. My Side Of The Counter Mine Part 3
  140. Last call for bargains
  141. mmmm...jet noise...
  142. Another case of gtfo
  143. "Can you loan me a pack of cigarettes?" (short n sweet)
  144. Nice try and theatrics, but NO WAY!!!
  145. The End Of My Leash is Nearing
  146. *shudder*
  147. I have to pay for the room, but you seemed so nice!
  148. Sorry excuse for a prank call
  149. What is her definition of checked out?
  150. I NEED the Government Rate!!!!
  151. geneology suck (years of suck)
  152. Please take the bong back inside the room
  153. You fail at referencing "Dude where's my Car?", dear SC.
  154. March of the Douchebags.
  155. "knows the owner" guest
  156. No, it's not going to be perfrct; it's going in a roly-poly plastic bag
  157. "you're stupid" part 2
  158. bad form
  159. Please call from a quiet place.
  160. strange psycho lady
  161. Spring Break! WOOOOOOOOOO!
  162. I. HATE. Copy Center (and UPS) WITH PWNAGE!!!
  163. Boss threatens to punch SC
  164. How to deal with EW's - webcomic style
  165. Recursive racism and others
  166. its locked, dont touch it!!
  167. They dont friggin listen! Ranty
  168. does this really deserve a refund?
  169. Paper Bags and WICs
  170. Customer Demands "Common Courtesy"
  171. How NOT to convince a lifeguard to close doors...(Long *weep*)
  172. cooking with crack
  173. Postal Strike Strikes
  174. I'm getting off of crystal meth and I need money to move out of my dad's
  175. Do I look like a pet store?
  176. School excuses and impersonators
  177. When a customer puts the "ass" into "assistance"
  178. Hot Tips for Australia
  179. Yeah, this may be my last winter as dispatcher
  180. I bought it from you, YOU take care of it! (long, ranty)
  181. The reason I don't read instructions
  182. I don't want to go up if you don't have the book.
  183. entitlement max
  184. Those who work with cell phones will get a laugh here...
  185. Customer "claimed" that her token would not work
  186. No laughing matter....
  187. "How do you find an address!?!"
  188. Atonement
  189. Got all of my regular crazies today, at the same time
  190. One I forgot: They killed our shopping cart
  191. So glad I didn't take this assignment
  192. Minor bit of suck
  193. Excuse me for doing my job
  194. But it's DEBIT!?
  195. Once Was Enough, We Don't Loan Cigarettes!
  196. "But I only want ONE!" (AARRGG!!!)
  197. don't take away their porn!
  198. Border Disputes
  199. My brother gets the BEST SC's [longish]
  200. Rainy Day Suck
  201. Inviting trouble
  202. That pesky "law" thingy I hide behind all the time....
  203. All because she didn't smile O_o
  204. just annoying
  205. I'm glad Colorado doesn't have hurricanes...
  206. But I'm sure your Senator will do it for me!
  207. Yes I know you!
  208. By the way..
  209. We are wounded to the quick
  210. Your calling me a what?
  211. rude man
  212. The Honeymoon's Over...
  213. Code Brown (Short and..."Sweet.")
  214. too drunk
  215. Sucky Customer I Had Today
  216. Grape Flavored Wine.
  217. Don't drink the milk after it goes bad
  218. Psychic
  219. Pay, or Jail?
  220. You're not my boyfriend
  221. Sucky Customer also Sucky Parent...are we surprised?
  222. But he's still a child.....
  223. Sick Joke or Weird Prank?
  224. over stupid light bulbs
  225. this one's great
  226. The Potatoes are Out to Get Me!
  227. I just need a PHONE NUMBER!
  228. Yeah, tomorrow's Halloween (this happened yesterday)
  229. How 'bout H1N1 for Halloween?
  230. Belated Halloween tidbits
  231. Wherein I Threaten Unspeakable Violence
  232. Least favorite time of year
  233. Yeah I used it so what?
  234. Excuse me. Excuse me! EXCUSE ME!!!!
  235. the iq in massechussets
  236. And to think it is only my first day (very long)
  237. It's a courtesy call as in we are being nice.
  238. But I'm Bribing You!
  239. How DARE I be sick?
  240. I am... 6?
  241. Shaming customers and email filtering fun
  242. It's a fire alarm! At a petrol station! Run away!
  243. This isn't the grocery store.
  244. complaining about bargain price
  245. How Dare I be sick! (Subway Edition)
  246. Greedy much?
  247. Most pointless complaint yet.
  248. Assorted Tales of Suck. I'm warning you, it's long.
  249. This course has 19 holes: 18 golf and 1 ass…
  250. Mr. Porno saga