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  1. Withholding information
  2. If You Can't Follow Simple Directions *Warning Strong Profanity*
  3. Time for some more Subway Rants spinoff!
  4. I asked you 5 times which one you wanted.......
  5. Problems in a Land of Chicken and Tacos
  6. Soo Glad it's Over Soon...
  7. Ambulance parked in Handicap Space!
  8. What do I do with a rebate?
  9. internet connection
  10. Wherein SC gives me career advice (Rated M for Mature)
  11. Closed means closed
  12. Quarters and Rednecks.
  13. I am letting you in, dammit!
  14. Helter-Skelter
  15. A woman's place (slightly lengthy)
  16. Is that all?
  17. I put in my 2 weeks
  18. New Beginnings...
  19. She does not want to hand over that coupon
  20. Supervisor Trumps Rep
  21. Ma'am, have a nice day.
  22. I'd Fire Him
  23. they make it too obvious
  24. Stupid or scammer...
  25. Did you honestly think I wouldn't recognize you
  26. Company Policy is the same Company-wide
  27. Textbook Hell is for...porn...? 0.o or "Wherein Lupo's brain attempts sepukuu again"
  28. Do I look like her doctor?
  29. I reject your reality and substitute my own!
  30. Crushed, I can understand, but...
  31. Quantum Beetles
  32. but that should be covered under warranty
  33. The Return Of The Bacon Scammer Plus Dirty Undies & My New Postion
  34. Grooooaaaannnnnn....
  35. there should be a sign!
  36. "Giving away free stuff", but please don't kill eachother...
  37. Free Used paper....
  38. It was kinda actually a good day
  39. You might want to move that pipe
  40. You halfwit!
  41. remodeling rm 101
  42. I'm Having a Hard Time Buying Into Your Sense of Urgency
  43. Why doesn't this work?
  44. Could you at least AIM?!
  45. General Ignorance
  46. More Medic Mayhem
  47. Trespassing
  48. More Random Towing Tidbits
  49. Why I'm Glad I'm No Longer a Tech
  50. Aww, you think you're being sneaky
  51. It's only 2 minutes...
  52. That felt GOOD
  53. You did *not* just do that.
  54. I am going to sue you for obeying the law
  55. Another One from the Coin Store
  56. People Who Don't Listen
  57. SC's Are Taking Over the World
  58. Dance of the Sugar Plum Dumbasses
  59. One of the dumbest defendants
  60. If you have a ...
  61. "Customers Only" says the sign, here's one way to misinterpret it
  62. Made me chuckle :)
  63. "Oh, Look at Your Pregnant Belly!"
  64. Seriously????
  65. what kind of bread do you want
  66. just when I thought people couldnt be any more stupid
  67. I will help you all I can, but not if you call me a liar
  68. Determined callers
  69. Customer insults me in front of a supervisor
  70. dude, at least try to outsmart me.
  71. "They were just using the bathroom and stuff"
  72. for the love of God
  73. for the record (short)
  74. you must be joking
  75. Being Subtle and "General" stupidity
  76. The Sucky Friend of a Friend
  77. Customer has a nervous breakdown...
  78. Blaze Of Glory ( Epic )
  79. I am NOT a telemarketer
  80. Smoking? In Here? Surely You Jest! & Other Stories
  81. I seriously wanted to reach through the computer and kill him
  82. You will sit where I seat you and you will LIKE IT!
  83. Are you just taking someone else's pasta?
  84. Keys? I don't need keys, I have a tow truck
  85. So you're mad at me because I didn't let you get away with theft??
  86. I can't sell you something I don't have + Awesome colleague (Longish)
  87. SNAP!
  88. Thanks, Captain Obvious
  89. It's cute how you think I care
  90. "duct tape that kids mouth!"
  91. "Chicken!"
  92. Too far away
  93. I'm convinced...
  94. Roll Racist and Others
  95. The Pillow Shield & Other Crazies.
  96. My Rules For Pharmacy Customers
  97. Self-Checkout Suck
  98. DEATH TO TOY FADS
  99. Pick a lie and stick with it!
  100. A "WTF" moment . . .
  101. Guitar Hero Update
  102. Some Rants
  103. Grrrrr!!!
  104. Lack of planning is not an emergency.
  105. We are breathing air OMG!!!
  106. Well it can't build itself...
  107. I got threatened with a Lawyer today (may be long)
  108. Ain't no rest for the wicked...
  109. How not to be a Sucky Donator
  110. Can I smack these people?
  111. We are Powerless! (long and ranty)
  112. No, I Will Not Sell You 36 Game Consoles...
  113. The thief appreciated that...
  114. Thus is begins
  115. Poor Field Tech (sry long)
  116. YOU. Yes, YOU.
  117. That's not Apple Juice....
  118. Fitting rooms are not...
  119. Professionalism in the Classroom
  120. The Return That Still Haunts Me
  121. It's not my job to do your planning
  122. SCO nightmare (long)
  123. Drunken Hot Wheels Guy (Longish)
  124. Cool Customer, Sucky Spouse
  125. No I really am
  126. Do you SERIOUSLY think we are that stupid?
  127. so because i cant help you
  128. Are Men or Women the worst customers?
  129. Don't alienate the people who can help you, jerkstick.
  130. I'm not a thief, I'm a.......
  131. I irritated the 14 year old
  132. One freaking dollar!
  133. VIP Line
  134. Of Lifeguards and Board Members(Stupidly Long)
  135. Ebay Annoyances
  136. Some days I hate Sundays
  137. Leave the giving tree alone!!!
  138. Learn your damn prepositions people.
  139. Quick Changing
  140. guest knows more
  141. Donations Drop Off Suck
  142. You were told...
  143. You're kidding, right? Oh, I guess you're not.
  144. *twitch*
  145. We DON'T advertise what we DON'T have!
  146. You epic fail on so many levels
  147. The Barcodes Don't Match
  148. I control competitor's website
  149. Nat'l motel chain =/= brothel
  150. Who let the crazies out?
  151. Angry bitch of the day
  152. Fell off the wagon
  153. no touchy!!
  154. Uncle Khiras gets an e-mail
  155. I...just...*sigh*
  156. Just use an umbrella
  157. Waste of a Paycheck (long)
  158. Some people will complain about anything...
  159. It started with a beer bottle...
  160. Respekt mah authoriti'
  161. Not Even Black Friday madness
  162. Pigs, Products, and Too Much Information
  163. Make it stop please, just make it stop!
  164. Pharmacy Drive-thru Fun
  165. Defrauding for Diabetes
  166. A Month In The Life
  167. Black Friday Debriefing Thread 2009
  168. No Black Friday Coupon for you!
  169. Something I just don't understand
  170. even on thanksgiving, they cant take a break from being sucky
  171. Animals are like babies...
  172. "How Am I Going To Shave My Balls?"
  173. "There's Been a Complaint Against You...."
  174. Here Come The Popo! (long, sorry!)
  175. Fighting over poinsettas?
  176. In Which We Foil a Criminal Mastermind
  177. Stealing our rooms
  178. We close at six! Customer Standard Time strikes again.
  179. Read the damn signs! (Me a Jackass)
  180. You're Clock Is Wrong!
  181. only thing worse than a clueless hearing user...
  182. Customer Told Me How To Do My Job
  183. Do not mess with Evilhomer
  184. why should i hook a racist up?
  185. We don't accept Travelers Checks.....or Money Orders
  186. Remembering the worst day I've ever had at work
  187. At night they change...
  188. I'm NOT that impressed (your host has created a monster)
  189. Black Friday is Black Friday
  190. Why I hate Black Friday
  191. More Then I Ever Wanted To Know
  192. I would love to help you, if you let me...(a bit long)
  193. Don't be a SC to me in front of my sister
  194. The Three Stages
  195. You better get used to it.
  196. Dumb Bitch Just Called Me an Idiot
  197. Poetic justice
  198. Cheap, cheap, cheap
  199. I feel like Homer Simpson...when Bart messes with him
  200. No key for you!
  201. Yeah, I still had a good day so yeah...
  202. Buy 1, Get 1*
  203. Can't I just get the discount?
  204. Would you care to PAY for that?
  205. New Job, Same SC's (long)
  206. No, You Can't Use The Black Friday Coupons Anymore
  207. Move Your Damn Car!
  208. Utility suck - "But it's cold outside" A little long, sorry!
  209. An example of customer stupidity
  210. Diet Pepsi
  211. Well what can I say? Customers SUCK.
  212. Mea Culpa
  213. I know I can't hurt them but...
  214. If At First You Don't Succeed, Hang Up, Hang Up Again...
  215. When I was Santa's Elf
  216. Another Damn Senior Day--December edition
  217. Wherein an employee of my company becomes an SC and other tales...
  218. Stoned and paranoid is no way to go through life
  219. Why Do Non-Customers Act More Entitled Than the Customers?
  220. sorry, you are not eligible
  221. To all of my customers who do not keep their receipts for returns...
  222. Let Me Get My Magic 8-ball...
  223. NOT...THE...BAR... seriously
  224. Happy Eid-ster
  225. preaching to the choir
  226. Bitter Victory (ugh-- epic)
  227. It's the End of the World as We Know it...
  228. A collection of complaints from a girl who sells dresses
  229. Impending Suck: Alaskan Book Signing and Strange White Fallout
  230. I want to charge my cell phone
  231. Big Wheels Keep on Rollin'
  232. What You're Asking Me To Do Is Illegal!
  233. Not this again...
  234. The Village Gate Is Open Again...
  235. Thanks for helping yourself to my dinner
  236. You should be ashamed!!
  237. No Free Beer.
  238. Smell My Meat
  239. It's my fault you can't balance a checkbook?
  240. Just take your pot and go
  241. Ginger, Yours For Only $40 Dollars
  242. Fund raising, we all hate it...
  243. He's the angriest doucher you've ever heard. (short)
  244. So I Finally Laughed At A Caller....
  245. "You're a public servant...." *shudder*
  246. Please, be even more vague
  247. "Did you just snatch that from me?"
  248. Screaming Bloody Murder!
  249. Short end of the customer stick
  250. Letter to a donor