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  1. Platinum Sombrero of Sucky Customers!
  2. At Least They're On the Phone Now...
  3. trashy book donations
  4. It's been a while, but heres proof I'm still alive.
  5. Get out of MY lobby!!
  6. My favorite karma story
  7. Wherein Irv gets race-carded and farted upon
  8. You're a clever asshole, aren't you?
  9. New Twist in the Saga
  10. Maybe you need to respect that I'm following policy
  11. Pimps, Ho's, and Pecan Pie
  12. Last call for Christmas
  13. Wow, what the hell did I do to deserve that?
  14. The thief and his mom (Long, but funny ending!)
  15. I'm sorry my lack of hearing inconvenienced you
  16. I'm so sick of these coupons!
  17. Who says things like this????
  18. Sorry I am so incompetant...
  19. I lost my card
  20. But CHILDREN don't have ID!
  21. Complain to me about your mistake!
  22. The Post That Almost Wasn't
  23. ...what?
  24. Donating Suck/The Wrong Kind Of Flattery.
  25. Charity: The Good, the Okay, and the Ugly
  26. Just another night
  27. I Pity Whoever Picks Up the Phone...
  28. I KNOW they told you to phone us!!!!!!!
  29. Hitler mom - another parent doing kid's homework
  30. Sucky customer or did he have a point?
  31. I Remained Calm Why? (LONG)
  32. When your customer is not himself.
  33. No, I won't do your shopping for you...
  34. First Post, kinda long
  35. um..noise? huh?
  36. As wrinkled as a California Raisin .....Warning: Language!
  37. ...Seriously?
  38. Red Flags on Return
  39. It's fast food, but I CAN tell the difference between a shake & a soda
  40. I need a CC
  41. "I had an accident...." (GROSS!!!)
  42. Failure to ID, problem exists between phone and customer !!!
  43. Keeping to your word would help
  44. It's Not Manna From Heaven
  45. Does it really matter?
  46. Raaaggghhh, make it stop
  47. People Behaving Strangely
  48. But I Needed to Get Home..I Had Frozen Items!
  49. That was a new one for me.
  50. "If you don't let me buy smokes, I won't pay for my petrol!"
  51. Perhaps you shouldn't be so obvious next time
  52. Protection
  53. Kids say the darnest things
  54. Oatmeal brings in morons
  55. Two from this past week
  56. Love Letters from Me
  57. The Nipple Tassel Paradox
  58. Banking Suckage 101
  59. i didn't think this kind of stuff actually happened...
  60. Asked for $30 - got $58.77 - says it is the cashiers fault
  61. rate increase of $10
  62. sigh sometimes i hate my job (little long)
  63. From the Mists of Time: Featuring Potiongate
  64. The map is WRONG! (warning: long)
  65. Unclear on the concept
  66. Rules of Self Checkout
  67. I parked in a No Standing zone, why did I get a ticket?
  68. Was this my technician's fault?
  69. Don't you check the bag?
  70. The Dragon Heiress
  71. I almost got to use the pepper spray...
  72. So, apparently I'm slow
  73. What color is your bathroom?
  74. keep doing what you are doing
  75. Short and Sour
  76. Demo units and the SCs who abuse them
  77. Customer was told to pay for parking; had no money
  78. What Difference Does it Make?
  79. Once I lock that door we are closed
  80. The human thought process is at times, unfathomable
  81. Old restaurant stories
  82. Indecent Exposure
  83. New Job, New A-holes
  84. The Merrie Malaise of Check Approval
  85. WIC problems
  86. And the System Works
  87. How Exactly Are You Going To Do That?
  88. Crackin skulls...
  89. I guess the world revolves around him.
  90. If you look that young...
  91. It's the Store Policy, deal with it!
  92. Whiners and whitening strips
  93. So I was robbed tonight...
  94. No scam for you and the back room fairy
  95. next time...
  96. I'm Stupid, Compensate Me!
  97. No, you are NOT "The Man"
  98. Just remembered an Ebay story...
  99. Things my customers need to know
  100. Shoplifter Shutdown
  101. Happened to a coworker: "I'm sorry you hit me with your car."
  102. Apparently I must be a meterologist too
  103. And the ceiling falls in
  104. Collectable are not lent out.
  105. In every generation there is a chosen one
  106. Watch out for the tax office
  107. Idiot Shoplifter
  108. I Seriously Don't Even Know Anymore
  109. Failure to grasp geography
  110. I was heckled
  111. Black Friday 2009
  112. ....because of course it's entirely MY FAULT the launch has been delayed...
  113. More stupid questions!
  114. You almost got some folks fired! (long)
  115. The phone
  116. Return of the Killer tax refund SCs!
  117. Your no help at all!
  118. CB Fun...
  119. Of Perverts and Freakouts
  120. You CAN'T or you WON'T????
  121. Just Buy The Damn Cow!
  122. Assaulted over gas fill-up
  123. Gettin' Bad Vibes
  124. Car Salesman Returns!
  125. Random tales from a servo in Boganville
  126. Be-tween a rock and a hard place
  127. A Bunch of Papers with Names, Oh My
  128. I need a vat of acid and an alibi
  129. About Your Complaint
  130. Ah the concession stand.... HOW I HATE IT!!!
  131. Can we look through your bins?
  132. Duty manager
  133. Did you need a cart that bad?
  134. Phone Customer Kept Me From Serving In Store Customers
  135. They Can Wait But I Have to Get Home to My Children
  136. Assault and Robbery
  137. Please don't waste away your college years being a SC
  138. So Much for THAT Theory (warning, I tend to waffle on.......)
  139. A day late for Another Damn Senior Day
  140. Goldilocks and the Three Plates
  141. In a GK-esque post...
  142. People Trying To Pass Bad Checks: STOP IT!
  143. Time-Suck SC
  144. I didn't get flamed ... I got completely and utterly ROASTED!!!
  145. Uncle Khiras summons up the energy to post (Vulger, as always)
  146. Trying Not To Laugh
  147. Tempting Wild Animals
  148. Normally, I LOVE Balloons.
  149. This lady is a total whackjob!
  150. How to make the store manager want to swear at you
  151. "I'm not stupid, the pump is broken!"
  152. Another damn knife through my shield.
  153. Not gonna happen
  154. First SC of tax season '10 (kinda long)
  155. Its the law. Accept it. Embrace it dumbass or get the hell out!
  156. Deaf and color blind
  157. Leave him alone!
  158. Revelations Most Terrible ( Ugh, god )
  159. Force the employee to apologize
  160. Next time, check with your wife first!
  161. In The Twilight Zone
  162. Before this gets labelled as sucky...
  163. And you think I want to clean that up? (kind of ick)
  164. Dammit Jim i'm NOT a doctor!
  165. Wow....I'm SO glad I don't work copy center (long)
  166. Your name needs to match!
  167. Customers definitely in the wrong store (3 short stories)
  168. Customer thought I was pregnant!
  169. <blink blink>
  170. Seriously?
  171. Really? That much of a hurry, asshole?
  172. " ok? is that all you have to say???" OK??"
  173. phone call from Mrs. Vague
  174. Keep it! (Long)
  175. Super Bowl Suckage
  176. I think I just got a phone call from the DragonMaster
  177. When I tell you I can't hear you...
  178. I guess it had to happen sometime...
  179. Dear web design customers, I hate you all. (LONG)
  180. Not sucky just odd...Possible scammer
  181. Tithera returns, with tales of the highway
  182. Sucky Coinstar Bitch ( Lots of swearing)
  183. Locked in (her own suckiness)
  184. Communism and tacos
  185. Are we employees or babysitters?!
  186. Visitor Parking is reserved; "I am not walking in the rain"; Wants an exception
  187. "Stop passing the buck! STOP PASSING THE BUCK!!" (longish)
  188. yay ignorance...not
  189. BUt it's on saaaaaaaalllleee.....
  190. Who Brought Out The Crazies?
  191. Why Cashiers Should Rule The World
  192. People, PLEASE Salt Your Walkway.
  193. Difficult concept...
  194. When I ask, make sure it's right! -grumble-
  195. I saw what you did there.
  196. 4 fake permits in 2 nights....
  197. Yes. I. Work. Here.
  198. I'm not going to feel sorry for you
  199. Let the Games begin!
  200. Wherein I fear for my safety
  201. If you can't speak the language, at least bring someone who can
  202. Bipolar SC
  203. A Valentine's proposition. (short, gross)
  204. The Cone Murderer And Other Stories
  205. One of THOSE days, huh?
  206. Trying to get me fired?
  207. And so it begins (long, sorry)
  208. How Not To Gain Assistance
  209. "YOU DIDN'T GIVE ME MY CARD BACK!!!"
  210. The STUPIDEST approved refund request ever!
  211. Oh good, a prank call.
  212. Sexual Escapades at the Bookstore (Or why i'm starting to become a prude) (NSFW)
  213. Car 54....
  214. I'm sorry I only have two arms and two eyes, let me sprout more for you.
  215. Blood and gratuitious violence? No problem! Nudity? OH NO!!!
  216. Random rantings and ramblings
  217. My technology
  218. Small town water park dumbassery (long)
  219. Probable Scam Averted
  220. Going to fire a client today! (long)
  221. A Few More Stories from the Boganville Servo
  222. Bucket of Snot
  223. Two Lines
  224. And she calls ME a bitch?
  225. Best of luck on your quest.
  226. Don't pick up the phone, don't pick up the phone...
  227. I've got a bad feeling about this
  228. Another F$@*ing half-day
  229. American express stupidity.
  230. Willing to help is just not enough (longish)
  231. Hear that sound? It's me beating my head against the wall.
  232. Such a great way to end a job: with a sucky customer or two
  233. ...You mean the console?
  234. Looking for the 'MAC' Machine
  235. possible scam artist
  236. I've never hated anyone more (ridiculously long)
  237. It's a Smart Suggestion...Do you...
  238. Just a thought...
  239. don't tell me you "handle your business"...(not really sucky, just...clueless)
  240. We don't have it!
  241. Rebates aren't a new concept, people
  242. Brain. Pain. Ow
  243. Is that a dead body???
  244. Whuggf...BWARGH! (Vulger, as per my usual)
  245. Aw, the race card.
  246. This is what can happen when computer center is not staffed
  247. What a lewd shift.
  248. Condom Kid.
  249. But...but...but...
  250. 1.99! 1.99! 1.99!