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  1. Hotel of the dead. Yes, another dead body.
  2. I love the sound of crazy in the morning.
  3. Dude, your not as fancy as you think! (long cause I don't know how to be concise).
  4. Craziness Today.
  5. NO you cannot...
  6. A kind of gross question.
  7. Worst Store
  8. Obviously I Am Psychic
  9. KIDS IN THE WORK FORCE ARE DRAINING THE ECONOMY!
  10. What is this "bag" you speak of?
  11. Liars
  12. I'm on to your games
  13. False advertising
  14. crotch to the face is not acceptable
  15. Don't Bag My Items
  16. I snapped
  17. The Plague has Come
  18. Accelerated Language learning
  19. 'Stolen' Car Saga
  20. I don't think the online classes he wants will work
  21. well then. alright.
  22. The Basket Incident (long)
  23. I love it when customers actually prove themselves wrong!
  24. Jumping right to the top?
  25. If it were a snake...
  26. Racism, Obama and the Back Room
  27. TelephoneAngel can talk to the Animals
  28. General b*&%hings...
  29. they see the "Free" part
  30. B****chy DT Customer
  31. I volunteered for this...
  32. Wherein an SC makes Lupo cry at work...(lengthy)
  33. Coworker Drops a Clanger
  34. I Believe That's a Threat...
  35. The Customer Who Ate Sand
  36. Customer wanted to attend reserved event
  37. The Absurdity of ID
  38. Irony, Thy Name is Student
  39. I need to learn every language.
  40. New Twist on old Scam
  41. Sometimes I hate the male of the species (ended up kinda long)
  42. Ignore What I'm Saying, Ok?
  43. Not my fault
  44. Plan ahead! It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark!
  45. This is what I wanted to say to an SC (Long, major language).
  46. Kicking kitties, racists and thieves oh my.
  47. A day of suck
  48. How do you do it? Long
  49. Retail destroys souls (long)
  50. School Group Blues...(contains mild grossness)
  51. Uninvited flirt
  52. In This Case, The Customer Is WRONG! (long)
  53. Calm down!
  54. Olympic Double Header ( Now with 100% more molestation )
  55. The joys of being severely understaffed.
  56. Its bad when a c hild calls you baby.
  57. Patience is a virtue.
  58. We Don't Own/Operate Facebook
  59. I Don't Stand on the Corner for YOU
  60. Terminal Stupidity Threshold
  61. this is why i hate working weekends
  62. Just one of those days...
  63. one word...
  64. *headdesk*
  65. What Does This Arrow Mean?
  66. Please fire me
  67. Carry CASH
  68. The "Horny" Guy
  69. Grossness at the Bookstore
  70. Communication is key!
  71. Are there people out in this world...
  72. A Little Bit of Planning Goes a Long Way
  73. What is a Urinal?
  74. Ignorance to the Law
  75. "The devil is in the details."
  76. Bought it at Radio Shack? Exchange it at Radio Shack!
  77. It's YOUR fault!
  78. Bad Luck Twitch Strikes Again
  79. "Well I'm staying, so bite me."
  80. It's our fault you're stupid?
  81. I'm not allowed to leave, ID, know what store I work for, etc
  82. Web design clients are....Special.
  83. Overreact much?
  84. Pointless Complaint
  85. Could you just let me do my job??
  86. "run/rod". How not to check hotel rates for an event!
  87. Some people shouldn't breed
  88. Executive Casino Hosts I <3 Your Lack of Tact! (I really do)
  89. Stock Tips
  90. Full of Blah Blah Blah, Signifying Nothing.
  91. Garrett's Principle
  92. Don't touch the Employees!
  93. Sailboaters and other flotsam
  94. Been Cashier For 3 Years... first time got a complaint... OVER NOTHING!!!!!!
  95. Of tips and dummies without cars
  96. What Not to Say While on Hold
  97. defeat the purpose!
  98. Personally Sucky
  99. No...we don't have everything
  100. It's a FINE not a PRICE!
  101. Short and Sweets
  102. Yes, extra things like bacon/cheese/meat costs extra!
  103. Your Call Is Being Recorded
  104. Rain Can't Keep the SCs Away (long)
  105. How dare you not take half a coupon!
  106. I'd hate to be you if we find out you're lying
  107. Perry's perspective
  108. Recap of Yesterday
  109. Have What You Need To Hand
  110. Paranoia=damage our property
  111. Opportunity to pwn a would-be SC
  112. What part of "I'm not the manager" do you not understand?
  113. When You're Out, Urine! And Other Bumfuckery.
  114. Im sorry the bank is closed
  115. Oh bitch bitch bitch
  116. A story with a twist (Long)
  117. Compensate Me!
  118. oh sunday...you never fail to amuse (kinda longish)
  119. Sunday Morning Pharmacy Fun
  120. Read, It's a four letter word
  121. Thanks....not
  122. Tricking You Into Saying Something
  123. Back To The, er, Future(?)
  124. Some You Can't help
  125. Smile at my baby!
  126. Our "No outside food and drink policy", what does that mean to customers? Nothing!
  127. A note to the Tournament Customers
  128. An inappropriate request... (NSFW)
  129. To the freshmen who decided to throw a birthday party...
  130. "Have a nice day!!" The SC version
  131. i made a girl cry today...(long, dialogue heavy)
  132. Customers Demanding Credits/Refunds
  133. All Sorts Of Bumfuckery Tonight. (bit of language)
  134. Valet driver complained he could not park in Visitor Parking
  135. Discount scroungers & stupid kids
  136. YOU'RE PURPOSELY HIDING YOUR GOODS!!! (longish! EDIT: no, definitely LONG.)
  137. The Ballad Of Rudy McRudeface and Super-Awesome Dude
  138. More petrol voucher suck
  139. Your jealous you aint got no bitchs! (Long, swearing, and annoyence)
  140. Special effects are totally needed here
  141. Since you asked...
  142. There's a limit to what I can do
  143. Customers Managers and Co-workers(LONG)
  144. I know you're trying to help, but...
  145. Class upgrade.
  146. Stupid Ignorant Customers Part 2
  147. I feel like an IDIOT!!
  148. Lights out
  149. I'm not going to call you a liar, but....
  150. Apparently rain = SC's
  151. I Can Only Remember So Much
  152. The Amazing Inflating Car!
  153. Land of the Pee and the Home of the Vague...
  154. If you want us to call us back, at least leave a number
  155. If you order pizza...... (a bit long and ranty)
  156. Sc Knows more about store hours than me
  157. NO! Real life doesn't work that way!
  158. Nice one mom
  159. Do you want me to serve your food to you raw and uncooked?!
  160. Of thieving scammers and stupidity
  161. My Coworker is NOT a "Monster"
  162. No Pants, no Shoes, No Problem?
  163. a couple quick ones
  164. Of sexcapades and awkward social moments
  165. She didn't like we didn't have all her books
  166. Caught a would-be scammer in a lie
  167. banned from hotel
  168. In which we force better security.
  169. I'm sorry but I can't do it!
  170. What kind of moron hits on a pregnant girl?
  171. Hey Big spender (ranty)
  172. I chnged my mind, it's your fault
  173. Old and Haggered
  174. There needs to be a limit on Silly String sold
  175. What the? NO!
  176. Hell
  177. I believe that God likes to delete the doors in my house to watch me pee my pants.
  178. I am now a podiatrist
  179. The Infinite Man.
  180. It's an Xbox game, not a lifesaving treatment!
  181. How It Was All Sucked Out of Me
  182. Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?
  183. Bitches don't know about ma Eggs!
  184. Nope.
  185. you need to get a life not a manager
  186. The Myster of the Chocolate Bomber
  187. crazy lady(language and length)
  188. Another example of customer dumbness
  189. wrong coffee order
  190. Cleaning, Cleaning, How I Love The Cleaning.
  191. Don't you park there!
  192. Yes! I will remember you ARE the customer so of course you're right SUPER LONG!
  193. Idiot X easy problem=extremely complicated solution (and one old story)
  194. Patience is a Virtue (warning: Long)
  195. My brain to mouth filter failed today...
  196. Austria's missing a lunatic.
  197. Metric Moron
  198. No, no. Go ahead and take your own sweet time.
  199. Things I shouldn't have to say at work....
  200. Suck on the first floor (long)
  201. Yeah... I believe you...
  202. Since when could the forecourt be used as a toilet?
  203. Awww nuts! I almost got to see a hot chick take off her clothes. (language warning)
  204. Coupons. Learn To Use Them.
  205. Stop saying this
  206. I want to PUNCH you
  207. You're ripping me off!
  208. No, you may not close the doors to the library when the library is open!
  209. "but it was only 2 weeks!!" (Kinda gross)
  210. Cone Wars 2: Attack Of The Cones
  211. I'M GOING TO CALL PARKING ENFORCEMENT ON YOU!!
  212. Smell my suitcase and I can't hear you
  213. Sir, I need to scan your ID...
  214. Friends of the library are "special"
  215. Dear family who was here earlier today...
  216. No Money, No Service
  217. Short but sweet
  218. Excuse me excuse me excuse me...
  219. I'm a smart-ass (short and bitter)
  220. "But He's A Good Boy!"
  221. F@&KIN SPOONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (language)
  222. Shout About Nothing
  223. "Who the F*$@ cares?"
  224. Wherein I Am Physically Molested. Again.
  225. I could give a crap about your FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS
  226. I'M RETURNING THIS!!!!
  227. Vacuum Lady
  228. Sir, the car doesn't have feelings. It can't get hurt.
  229. Seriously, we're not the only company that does this (some language)
  230. Pizza Misery
  231. Frack you. Just, frack you.
  232. You still owe me three cents. Pony up.
  233. Just Go! (long)
  234. You Work Here, You Should Know.
  235. I Can't Believe You Just Did That...And That...And WTF.
  236. Little Granny Poop-Poop (Gross!)
  237. Wherein I Tickle a Customer Pink!
  238. Some days you can't please anybody
  239. Obitz is cheaper!
  240. Did you just accuse me of accusing you of lying?
  241. Random Flea Market Nonsense
  242. Crazies at the yard sale
  243. When you have run out of things to complain about...
  244. SC Wants to Know All About TA's Work
  245. SC Calls Back Multiple Times in an Attempt to Get a Different Answer!
  246. Quick change scam
  247. In which a pervert runs away...
  248. Approach my sons. You may ask me three questions.
  249. The hell?
  250. MATH!