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  1. It's 9 in the morning, please go away.
  2. Please do THAT at home, sir (long, language & threats!)
  3. We were both sucky
  4. You try to steal and we're the a**holes?
  5. Lawn sale loonies
  6. If you are that picky, stay at home
  7. Learn how the crosswalk works!
  8. Top 10 Ways to Get On My Nerves. (9 complaints too long)
  9. We Commissioned Your Book Why???
  10. *facepalm*
  11. nope, we don't deliver
  12. "No" Is Not An Option
  13. I couldn't cram much more suck into this one if I wanted to
  14. dunb ladies
  15. She Read The Sign But.....
  16. There's a reason why we blacklist people like you...(Long, Language)
  17. Its worse than ASDA here!!
  18. My #1 biggest pet peeve
  19. Prescription SC (language)
  20. Bottle Room Woes
  21. call Visa... I can't tell you that
  22. Not sucky just odd...
  23. 3 Easy Steps to being Completely Emasculated.
  24. You are an adult, capable of making your own choices (language)
  25. Boy, everyone is stupid except me
  26. Really? Can I really?
  27. Didn't see THAT coming, did you?
  28. Dear Sir,
  29. Orange juice with pulp without pulp...this will blow your mind
  30. on what?
  31. Shoplifter Does Not Like Being Watched
  32. Wha...??? (short and painful)
  33. Children.
  34. You ran into the fire to save WHAT?
  35. MATH! Part 2
  36. Seriously, complete the thought
  37. Madness? This. Is. A. PREMAAAAAADE!!! (long)
  38. Wherein men pleasure themselves to my image
  39. Telephoneangel Thinks And Thinks
  40. Pet peeve
  41. Scammer scammed themselves
  42. I told a customer to leave the store tonight
  43. My Money! Mine! Give It!/Paranoid, Much?
  44. We Are Not A Library (Ranty)
  45. He does NOT listen to me!
  46. Complain To Who?
  47. Head, meet register. Firmly.
  48. Meet the Parents
  49. Crazy woman wants to know what's playing on the radio
  50. Artsy Modeling Joys
  51. Candy Stealers
  52. It's Our Competition, Idiot!/Fucking "Stoopid"!
  53. Cops were called!
  54. Ranting and racism.
  55. Had to use the "Magical Key"
  56. It's Not a Museum
  57. How many? HOW MANY?! (Kind of long.)
  58. How many times do I have to say it?! WE DON'T HAVE ANY!!!
  59. No, really, go ahead, play with everything I just cleaned.
  60. SC's of storage
  61. Your stupidity isn't an emergency
  62. I feel your pain, but I'm not getting canned.
  63. Sucky customer....or sucky policy?
  64. Father of the Year, or "Honey, I Lost the Baby"
  65. My computer is magical!
  66. Marital bliss...?
  67. Please do have a conversation from opposite ends of the library!
  68. No more $50 notes please
  69. "I'm sorry, I can't" "BUT BUT BUT BUT" (apologies for the length)
  70. Your baggers forgot these items..and these.. and these.. and some more.
  71. Sucky family harassed disabled man!!!
  72. pot, meet kettle
  73. Just Where They Didn't Expect Me!
  74. Paper Towels Are SRS Bizness!
  75. It's probably too late for you...and other stories (long)
  76. Forkin' A.....
  77. A few gems from today
  78. Fine i'll clean it myself!
  79. "Good" Friday
  80. Finally told a customer off
  81. Mr. Snooty Father of the Year and Social Class (Rather Long)
  82. Hey, I know you can hear me, so how about acknowledging me?
  83. Good Friday, Bad ID
  84. Yeeeah... pretend you're not there.
  85. Oh, great, a random "Blind Side" story from a crazy person
  86. I'm an adult, but will you be my mommy?
  87. I should have known better (kind of long)
  88. It's like an alien...staring into my soul... (Warning - Gross)
  89. "You Guys Should Know This!"
  90. It's that time again!
  91. Thrice Is Nice, But Not Really (Warning: Long)
  92. A response is appreciated with a side of voodoo
  93. Wherein I Dispense Both Mercy And Wrath
  94. Smart Scam, Dumb Criminal
  95. Wherein there are many things that I don't know
  96. Jerk
  97. hillel will not supply you with cheeseburgers (it's a kosher thing)
  98. And Yet Another Entitled Freebie User
  99. Great, even kids question my credibility!!
  100. And just how do you think a store works anyway?
  101. cant even name it
  102. "But it's sealed!" Does not magically change the return policy.
  103. A stroke and No more cell phones (Maybe kinda long..)
  104. Triple Thief Trouble (very long)
  105. Who screwed who first?
  106. My Credit Card Declined...so...Does This Mean My Payment Won't Go Through?
  107. i wasnt even working
  108. When Pigs Fly
  109. Fun with Grading
  110. Your Lack of Understanding Is Exactly the Issue Here
  111. A couple of pet peeves...
  112. But... but I thought you were 24 hours!
  113. At this point, screw your money! Just shut up and hang up! (probably epically long)
  114. Another father of the year (with language!)
  115. He fights authority, authority always wins
  116. You're all a bunch of perverts! (really long)
  117. Call the housekeeper a TREASURE HUNTER or she'll rip your lungs out
  118. Where are your parents?
  119. Random discrimation was always fun, of course. ranty/dialogue heavy
  120. Don't cuss out the service, or you won't get any more
  121. why all women should not be mothers....
  122. Baggy Pants Vs. Police: FINISH HIM!
  123. bad scammer bad
  124. An Unusually Happy Customer
  125. Unnecessary drama, and why I love my job.
  126. But I've been this band member's girlfriend for YEARS!
  127. No, I'm not going to watch your cart.
  128. Penny Ante
  129. I don't know your mother and China is amazing
  130. Tidbits from another grating day at work...
  131. Nice to see everyone doing thier part to pull us out of this recession
  132. You lie, You lie, you lie...
  133. But your one of them!
  134. How many funerals is your niece going to have? (Semi-Long)
  135. Of Infantilistic Perverts and Tea Switching. (Long)
  136. Must be something about Fridays...(Long)
  137. Dammit it's Friday!
  138. Just looking? I call bull.
  139. Wherein I give Jack Thompson another game to blame.
  140. Tag Switching
  141. Not "pet" peeves, MONSTER PEEVES
  142. Chinese whispers conjure up rent boys (long)
  143. Face, meet palm!
  144. An Intervention
  145. wow, a full on suck sundae
  146. Crazy Rx Bitch
  147. Triumph over cell phone rudeness
  148. But who would know!!
  149. I Want the REAL Manager!!
  150. Ridiculous!
  151. Won't Someone Please Think Of The Children?
  152. The weekend from Hell continues apace
  153. Inappropriate Elementary School Attire
  154. I Guess, If You're Going To Lie, Commit To It?
  155. Discount Douchebaggery
  156. Portrait whines
  157. Massive lack of respect
  158. Fowl Play
  159. 8 stories from my first week as a lumber jockey (long)
  160. Apparently I'm ripping off this customer because she wasn't paying attention!
  161. Typical Workday.
  162. Classic
  163. Hint: E-Mail The Right People!
  164. What now?
  165. I hate weekends.
  166. That's why it's called 'gambling', sweetheart
  167. All Errors are Human Errors
  168. A few of my sucky customers (longish)
  169. Some things I'm better off not discovering
  170. Wherein I am sexually harassed by a drunken customer (Warning: Lewd)
  171. Tales from the smoke counter
  172. A few of my favorite (sarcasm so thick you could cut) customers.[epic length, sorry!]
  173. A creepy parrot, Lassie and a jerk
  174. No, YOU'RE the one not UNDERSTANDING! (Long, language and ranty)
  175. When "personal space" loses all meaning.
  176. Wherein I think I am molested
  177. Short one from last night
  178. "the CDs need to be alphabetized"
  179. When you order pizza.... P4
  180. Oh My! Violence!
  181. ...what was the point?
  182. Mr Cheshire
  183. Another 2 Day Rant
  184. A few stories..
  185. Difficult Question Part 75649816
  186. Customer threatens another customer for laughing during a movie
  187. I'm going someplace where they'll charge more and do less!
  188. If you've ever extolled the virtues of fresh Krispy Kreme donuts...
  189. One Thousand Percent (long)!!!!
  190. No I cannot make an exception for you
  191. You want a discount on top of the discount?
  192. My not so virgin ears!
  193. I want my yucky sheets!
  194. Smoking in the back hallway,
  195. Remodeling the 'Mart = Huge Friggin', Earth-Shattering Deal!
  196. Night shift drunks are my favorite people (long)
  197. rude much?
  198. Define Immature...
  199. Moron in Leathers
  200. We haven't been since October!
  201. Tips for the drive through.
  202. Some people are just in their own world.
  203. Wanted to deal with the local office, not the call center
  204. Bad Things Happen, So I Happen First
  205. Of Plots And Pornstars
  206. Tips for the Checkout (language)
  207. Three reasons why you were a sucky customer. (Long)
  208. A Plea
  209. You Are NOT Helping Me!
  210. I got to pwn a SC today.
  211. yes...................and?
  212. Find another store to torment with your smell!!
  213. discounts...
  214. I feel sullied and unusual . . .
  215. Same crap, different day
  216. Just Plain Stupidity on Sunday
  217. Employee Phones Are For EMPLOYEES!
  218. A Few Things We're Not....
  219. Avatar's not even out yet and I'm already sick of it !!
  220. Freakin' Volcano (language warning)
  221. How Exactly Is That Supposed to Work?
  222. The way an SC celebrates Christmas
  223. Funny police blotter edits
  224. Poor Dog - Very long, sad and gross. (Without exaggeration.)
  225. A Flames Fan?
  226. You know what I hate, Mr. Anderson? It's the smell. I feel... saturated by it
  227. The Lumber Yard Stories, week 2
  228. Adventures in Editing
  229. The longed-for eviction. Long-winded, too.
  230. The Saga of the Hyacinth Lady
  231. Learn To Deal With Us
  232. Everyone forgets their name now and again.
  233. Charity pet peeve
  234. It's a wrong number, get over it!
  235. What has been seen cannot be UNSEEN!! <SOB!!>
  236. Cell phone ass and friend
  237. You could hurt somebody with all that!
  238. Short & sweet
  239. Two Faced Customer
  240. One flew over the bookshelf (Long, Language, Rantish)
  241. Do You Remember Why I Was Calling You Two Days Ago?
  242. Rare Moment When Mgmt. Doesn't Back Down!
  243. Spring Time Students
  244. So you're going to try it with me now?
  245. The media
  246. i give up
  247. Adventures In Remodel: Week 3
  248. I Hate You, James Cameron
  249. Sticky hands, bad parenting.
  250. Doesn't quite work that way.