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- Get. Off. The. Phone!
- "You Need To Stop Asking!"
- Big Bill Epidemic [Language]
- Reading is fundamental
- just curious....
- We tell you to keep your receipt for a reason
- The Boar King
- I HATE New York (and others)
- SC + questionable management = Major Headache!
- The few, the proud....
- "..No-o-oooh! I bought them here two weeks ago"
- Regular customer pissed me off (some profanity)
- The phone won't help you. Sorry.
- "I don't know" (long tending towards epic)
- "This meal isn't real!"
- I just love geographical potshots.....
- Some SC's and a tiny manager rant(it got a little long)
- Why I hate giving recommendations
- Please remove the password from my stolen laptop.
- ZOMG WORDS
- Wherin I want to beat children to death...
- I'm just a f***ing sewing machine
- The war of Man vs. Machines
- It's a full moon apparently
- "This meal isn't real!" Parts II and III
- *rubs her face in anguish* (long, a few of em)
- Guess I need to work out?
- Hairy Mammal Problems
- The lights are on in Amsterdam...
- I HATE you
- Not fooling a soul
- I can't tell if you're drunk...
- wherein I fail at my job
- It's not really your business...
- Another day, another tension headache
- Maybe you should complain about something that was actually wrong?
- Im not a dog
- Oh, hurray for being a nerd!
- Writers everywhere take note...
- There are no words....
- Can you at least tell someone? (Grossness)
- Are you trying to kill me?!
- "While quantities last" isn't a meaningless phrase.
- City Dwelling Addresses
- The deer-in-the-headlights look
- No one's buying it so just stop (scammer fail, off duty CA win)
- Roundup of recent Sucky customers
- Vengeance!
- Pay attention to your own WIC check, lady!
- That's why it's clearance
- I don't even know how to describe this (long)
- Crazy Drunk Guy
- I choose NOT to believe you! haha!
- TelephoneAngel Reports A Crime
- Medieval Fair Suck.
- True/False? Alcohole increases your ability to work.
- Macho Macho Man
- Big Game Hunter
- How To Make Me Suspicious
- Yes... yes I do.
- tales of suck that I found out about today
- Hellllllooo Magazine
- Let Me Help You While I burn To Death
- Sorry, That Offer Has Expired
- The things I miss on my day off
- The Freak at the end of this post
- The No Show That Showed Up
- The "Bird Bather"
- You get what you pay for.
- Don't Piss Off the Artist
- C A N Apostrophe T
- Oh, but I don't like pork...
- Fleamarket Fun
- The Fan-trabulous bake sale adventure of Frick and Frack
- MOAR PENGUINS!!!
- Dear X-Man
- Mis-Adventures In and Out of Work
- For the last time the sale is OVER!
- There is nothing I can do!!!
- Another Damn Senior Day
- The Wealthy Haggler
- Whiskey is drinking again; News at 11(Sailors would tell me to watch my mouth)
- Hey, let's steal a pair of $1.99 flip-flops.
- The. Hell?
- Yeah?
- The Government you say?
- Wait your turn, until then you don't exist.
- Simple, Short, and Sweet.
- Make your own coupon
- minor hospital-related suckage
- I hate alcoholics. And cell phones. And impatient people.
- Saaaaatttturrrdayyyy Deeeliverrrryyy
- That's misleading!
- Way to get me cussed out....
- A lotta ass!
- I reallllllly hate kids
- Smug Prick
- She's back
- Seriously, are you 5?
- Thank you....thank you so much...
- Well its cold, isnt it?
- short stories...
- Refund scam fail
- I hate queue jumpers.
- Because Staff Procedures Are Different
- The Most Terrible Fanfic Ever
- The bag thief and other tales
- I Don't Take the Work Computer Outside
- It Isn't Fair I Got What I Paid For!
- Day old coffee and another story
- And so it begins
- Tell Me Why... I Don't Like Fridays
- PB Psycho
- what a week
- Dear old lady, we have changing rooms.
- Argh!
- Food Stamp Abuser
- Would you like me to floss your teeth for you as well?
- I only work office hours
- Ye Gods, Does It Matter?
- Psycho Lady Freakout
- The Customer Appreciation Week Hazard Post (one gross at the very end)
- Humanity in Heat
- Well that was…depressing
- Buyback bumfuckery
- quote of the night
- First day officially back at the hotel, and already...
- Some newish pet peeves...and some pwnage!
- Whiskey drinks at home; does not endanger small children
- how to earn a permaban
- How to order a pizza ...... #5
- Uh hello? I'm trying to explain something to you here!
- You look bored!
- Well, EXCUSE me for not perpetuating the stereotype...
- Just another Monday
- May I suggest de-caf?
- I guess we're supposed to drop everything and rush to you.
- Do my research for me!
- What's the problem!?
- Part II... The few, the proud....
- Didn't think it would happen....
- Buyback bumfuckery...part deux... now with bonus phone fsck ups!! (kinda long...)
- We're playing "Name that Odor" (short)
- When we think one thing but must say another...
- TGIW
- Reality, it's optional now.
- Angry_Hippie tries to do a compilation post (Casino Guest Weirdness)
- Art clients are weird.
- It's Not My Fault You Didn't Pay Your Bill! *Language*
- I Will Go Over Your Head To Shame You
- Like items through the checkstand....(language)
- I Hate Change
- I Want Fish and No One's in the Seafood Department
- Apparently I’m an idiot
- Random Encounters
- Why can't you do my $200K + car?!
- problems with returns (plus a Boss story)
- Would YOU like being woken up from a nap? I don't think so.
- No shirt, no shoes
- Don't worry it's clean. Warning gross.
- And it was such a quiet night, too... (long, language)
- Don't !!@#$ing jerk me around!
- Right and Left
- The joys of Ownership
- Oh noes, I am RUDE!
- Gameroom Idioticy
- The line that really p*sses me off
- It Never Fails on Sunday...
- I can't just take your word for it.
- Fucking bitch!
- Sunday Night Suckitude (LONG!)
- You get it before the estimate and you're whining?
- Long Hellish Weekend makes for long post on CS!
- I Really Just Wanted to Headbutt One of Them!
- Very Long Time Ago Suck
- It says "C"! So it must be wireless!... Uh... what?
- Items on Sale and Magic Words
- Long Nights
- Why must these people shop at the swamp?
- Parting Shots (longish)
- Socks = Gloves?
- Radyk's No-Nonsense Guide to Assisting SC's.
- "Can you do me a favor?"
- For the love of all that is holy, make up your mind!
- Open letter number skijillion
- I Think Some People Enjoy Being Pissy...
- Bring it
- Top 5 Ways To Speed Up The Line At The Pharmacy Counter
- I Can't Remember Everyone
- I Should've Been Told to Bring My Stickers
- The Lumber Yard Stories Continued
- Going down that path are we?
- Getting us to pay for your stupidity FAIL!!!
- With apologies to the Hare Krishna Temple
- So much win...So much fail
- Selective
- Now my car looks like a taxi.
- Just what you always want to see before you start work
- We don't give fucking change!! (language)
- Phone Vignettes From the Cellphone Department
- Annoying Vendors
- Delayed Stupidity X 2
- You forgot the kids
- Tonight is brought to you by the letters E and W.
- it finally happened, and now I need a very strong drink
- 10 Ways To Earn a Silent DIAF from Me...
- Altering A Customer's Account by Magic
- Oh You're Going to be FUN
- Gilbert & Sullivan & A Strap-on ( Brace yourself, kids )
- The Tow Files - Wherein I Get a Love Letter
- I'm too sick to work (language)
- Quickies.
- Best Night Of My Job Ever!
- Newspaper Guy
- No Cash, No Room.
- THIEF!!!
- Oh Really?
- They never know a thing.
- Two EWs, Two Perverted Tweenies
- Picky Pretzel Eaters... How I hate them!
- You can't make me! (long, sorry)
- When I find you bathroom graffiti man...
- It's back! Real SCs of Genius part 2!
- Scammus Interruptus
- Sunscreen Saga
- Government inefficiency 101
- I wanted to walk out
- Just a minute!!!
- Freeloaders!!
- I Want My *Bleeping* Guarantee!!11!!!11! *LANGUAGE*
- OMG..just shut up.
- Don't shop when you're in a hurry!
- I should get a discount!!!!! I don't like the button.
- tales from the phone company
- I can't tell if he's trying to fish for a discount
- You're not THAT special!
- If You Can't Handle the Heat...
- Um what exactly were you thinking?
- Nice try.
- Hearing aids, Pennies, and more...(Language)
- Go. Away. Creep!!
- Entitlement!
- You're also NOT that special...
- New Ways to Fail at Forgery
- Rape, war, genocide, hatred....
- Epic Scam Fail
- Just how much do you not get?
- Disabled and disagreeable
- We did not "raise" the price
- But I have money!
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