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  1. You are in a SCHOOL!
  2. Way to get arrested...
  3. Do you think that'll help your cause?
  4. Things won't change if you just stand there
  5. Oh sorry, you did not win, what do we have for them Johny? NOTHING!
  6. Imaginary People
  7. But for me, it was Tuesday
  8. Oh aren't you a special case?
  9. And People Wonder Why I Drink....
  10. We DON'T. HAVE. IT.
  11. I am not..
  12. The freshness police and other morons
  13. Such Pretty Neverending Circles
  14. memorial Weekend Madness-Vegas Style
  15. Cardboard Love
  16. ID HELL! And some more tales
  17. $1.98 Shoplifting Fail.
  18. Dog Day Afternoon
  19. Waiting til the last minute
  20. Oh wait I needed that
  21. A pox on holiday weekends!
  22. He looked at the trash can, he walked to the trash can...
  23. Why do I even bother
  24. Look, but don't touch!
  25. There's nothing wrong with them.
  26. We're a computer shop, not a trading post.
  27. When Tweens Attack and Too Bad
  28. to know them is to love/hate them
  29. Reinforcements really weren't needed here.
  30. Customer or C**tstomer? (Got long)
  31. Ma'am, in this economy do you really think my job is worth $15???
  32. Great positive attitude @@
  33. I'm Not Pregnant Part 187369
  34. Our store isn't an amusement park or a daycare
  35. Go away, pesty customers...
  36. It's NOT That Big Of A Deal!
  37. Heard that one before
  38. No Shirt=No Service/"I Shop Here ALL The Time!"
  39. A bad start to a Friday morning.
  40. I am a traitor to my leader. Whiskey is drinking beer.
  41. To the Unfit Parent
  42. 260 Million Reasons to be Sucky
  43. There must be some misunderstanding
  44. I'm back
  45. Um... No. That's THEIR return policy. Not ours.
  46. Urge... to kill... rising.... (also: THE RUN-AROUNDAGEDDON)
  47. Stone cold crazy
  48. Darwin Award Hopeful
  49. A Plea to drive thru customers
  50. Damn Kids!
  51. how incovenient
  52. Wherin I reach Hot Tips for America's relative
  53. You can't afford my degree of treachery, boy! (language, long)
  54. The new "unacceptable" and Salty chips were salty
  55. No you're NOT entitled to sleep in our lot!
  56. A little rant about Clynk customers
  57. My head hurts >.<
  58. just wow
  59. So it begins
  60. More stories from putt-putt
  61. You steal from us and expect us to be NICE to you?
  62. Emergency: I don't like my hotel room.
  63. So Lemme Get This Straight.
  64. But I...
  65. A mother of the year candidate
  66. I'm not doing anything wrong
  67. Tonight's Gems
  68. I want compensation Twice!
  69. Would you mess up your house like this?
  70. That seat hurts my butt! (Long)
  71. Telekinetic Jesus
  72. I quit. No, literally...I did.
  73. Coupons are hard!
  74. Who needs to count coins?
  75. You shall be visted by 3 forms of law enforcement
  76. Poured on and the 45-minute wait for the bathroom
  77. When I realized the shift was concession, I shoulda just stayed home!
  78. But you're FINGERING it! (language)
  79. F*#k Toe!
  80. Like Being Only A Little Bit Pregnant
  81. Caught You...
  82. Complained to boss I offered to help load groceries.
  83. The Mysterious Case of the Barbie Pervert & More
  84. Shaking with Awesomeness. And some fear.
  85. Seven Hours at "Seven Flags".... (language, oh dear GOD language)
  86. That's nice, this promotion isn't FOR you.
  87. Glasses grrr
  88. In Which I Am Sadly not Nice
  89. End users - most are fine
  90. How To: Make An SC STFU
  91. SC makes a scene (LONG)
  92. Why can't I drink at work? Its not like I'm on fryers anymore. (language)
  93. Personal Responsibility Takes a Holiday
  94. I can see you!
  95. I hate you Dr. Phil...
  96. How to get away with stealing
  97. Reasons I'm not surprised you can't pay your phone bill
  98. If at first you don't succeed....
  99. Declined check becomes drive-off incident
  100. The three brothers from Nunavut (language)
  101. STOP Talking over me!
  102. Watch your kids!
  103. No manners while shopping
  104. seriously?
  105. Adventures is RetailLand
  106. Impressive degrees of stupid. (warning, language)
  107. Tired of this...
  108. Things I don't like hearing
  109. Geeze, fireworks so soon before the 4th?
  110. Good Samaritan?
  111. No, you're doing it wrong!!!
  112. A haunting...
  113. Psycho B******
  114. Spectacular car drama (long)
  115. helpless idiots
  116. Buyer wants "partial refund"
  117. It's only a food baby!
  118. Calling the cops
  119. Wherein I succumb to my BOFH tendencies
  120. call times
  121. An Account by Any Other Name
  122. Some gems from today...(
  123. Big Bully Turns Into Little Baby
  124. In which the impossible happens
  125. Now This is How the "Mommy Count" is Done.
  126. Quickies at work
  127. Funny What People Think
  128. Oh Models...
  129. I don't have pet peeves... (language)
  130. No Good Deed Goes Unpunished
  131. bitchy womam
  132. Double Take and The Gift (gross)
  133. Lay Off the Crack...Please
  134. I don't care what Daddy says, YOU'RE TOO YOUNG!!!
  135. A title cannot reflect the stupidity described below
  136. How NOT to close pharmacy
  137. no really, please be joking
  138. I'm too lazy, make up your own drunken double-entendre here (lang).
  139. you heard what I said!
  140. My customers are changing for the worse
  141. Definitely clueless tourist season
  142. Somehow, I'm wrong
  143. Work Faster, Brain!
  144. The Good, The Bad, and The D-bags
  145. wherin the phone hits the floor before my jaw does
  146. Condensed insanity
  147. Read All Posted Signs
  148. Highlights from a phone call
  149. UPS Blues, or When Ground Doesn't Mean Overnight
  150. I Warned You it Might Happen & You're Mad Anyway
  151. But I _want_ to screw your employer!
  152. Huh? I....uh.....what?
  153. Not Only Do You Lose Your Freedom, You Lose Your Kid!
  154. Do you not see the line behind you?!
  155. Time Travel and Bargaining
  156. Oldie but a goodie (Long but Funny)
  157. I want some cakes
  158. Well this is a first....
  159. Tomat-ah Reeeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhh
  160. Your know YOUR RIGHT
  161. Swapped at birth?
  162. The Customer That Couldn't Wait
  163. I Don't Have to Give My Phone Number
  164. Nice Try....but no
  165. I really shouldn't take pleasure...
  166. How Many Times Do I Have To Say It?
  167. Identity crisis
  168. Pizza Hut and Suites? (language, but it wouldn't be a SC without language, right?)
  169. Must have a dirty mouth
  170. No Means No. (Long, slightly painful)
  171. Freebies
  172. Crazed clerk presents "Attack of the stupids" (in 3D!)
  173. I'm So Confused!
  174. *tries not to breathe*
  175. Beer & Tiramisu; I've got nothing else to do.
  176. pool problems
  177. I don't know about you but I wouldn't want to swim in poo
  178. enough with the shoplifting!!
  179. I spend more money than...
  180. wherin I am less than professional
  181. Mystery Coupon
  182. of course its all my fault. I'm not a wage slave or anything
  183. Passport Check Customer
  184. Four Shots (language)
  185. How fast can you type?
  186. The thieves are toying with us
  187. Best. Heist. Ever.
  188. As told to me by co-worker. :)
  189. Can we have a pool, Dad? Can we have a pool, Dad?
  190. A Bunch of Idiots.
  191. Cable Customer Capers!
  192. Hmmm Apocalypse Saturday Hurray!
  193. I'm getting some of Dave's customers..
  194. Wherein I am offered drugs in exchange for my employee discount
  195. four quick ones
  196. Hey, Impatience. Come to California and you and I will fight.
  197. One of THOSE days (long)
  198. an sc complains about me
  199. Wherein A Single Call Makes My Entire Week ( Epic )
  200. stories from the new job (somewhat long)
  201. You returned it because it had a ... ... really?!
  202. Guests should come with warning labels.
  203. The night my boss told me to start bringing booze to work.
  204. Random weirdess
  205. Attach Of The SC's
  206. If we don't have it, we don't have it
  207. I want a manager to know why I'm leaving!
  208. Since June 1, at the library....
  209. Highways of Hell
  210. Testing services did not reserve spots = no testing today
  211. Appointments suck
  212. Adventures at an Outdoor Specialty Store
  213. How do you even dress yourself in the morning? Internet queries
  214. Take that tracking number and shove it!
  215. Attitude Pie/Blood All OVER.
  216. Sticky Stupidity
  217. Sorry for inconveniencing you.
  218. Hungry Shoplifter?
  219. Quick one!
  220. Wherein a SC is insulted by standard procedures.
  221. Waste My Time, Why Don't You...
  222. Not taking items out of the basket
  223. Sell it to me anyway!
  224. Early Morning Phone Calls
  225. Part sucky customer part sighting
  226. Sucky GED test taker
  227. The Rules of Renting Cars.........
  228. Cancer...of the LIVAH! (Grossness)
  229. Whiskey plays a bit of a trick..
  230. Then you don't need his number
  231. Too Bad, So Sad, You've Been Had......
  232. A Few Friendly Reminders
  233. Short and to the point
  234. Passion party invites and battery freakouts. With bonus management spine!
  235. Free! You're not paying anything!
  236. Listening Ears, Anyone?/Sinner In The Dark.
  237. Leave it
  238. Watch Your Tongue (racism)
  239. Oldies but true.
  240. Should have stayed in bed
  241. The worst phone call I've ever recieved here
  242. Just admit you got caught next time, it'll save us a hassle.
  243. I pwned a SC somewhat
  244. Sounds too much like work
  245. stop...just...seriously, don't help.
  246. Rules Are Rules
  247. Please Don't Help (long)
  248. When a closed sign and the lights being off isn't enough
  249. Some Examples Of Why Bartenders Are Not Armed
  250. See? This is why I don't bother.