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  1. Babies why do you do this.
  2. If It Don't Go, It Don't Go!
  3. I can has cheezburger?
  4. c*nt-and that's putting it nicely
  5. Um. Hello!?
  6. More Sighing
  7. i want!!!
  8. Reality is FIXED.
  9. I WANT THE WORLD!
  10. If you have so many great ideas then YOU go into business!
  11. Family of the year award
  12. Summer Festivals - Part 1
  13. For the Birds
  14. "I want a good-looking waitress!"
  15. Let Me Get A Word In Edgeways
  16. Emergency Dishes
  17. My Tales
  18. The Magic Word
  19. I just heard that, didn't I... >.<
  20. My day today: Now with Police intervention!
  21. Leave my breakfast alone!
  22. Being 14 is not an excuse for speaking to me that way.
  23. Scaming crazy ex-girlfriend trying to use Security!
  24. Keeping Your Privates Private
  25. Wait, you're DRIVING a SEMI?!?!?
  26. Another Scammer
  27. This is not helpful
  28. I warned YOU!
  29. short 'n' dirty
  30. I got another one
  31. What part of 24 hours do you not understand?
  32. You're breaking my stuff!
  33. I'm not a racist. Nor are the rules.
  34. 'Tis a noble and valorous quest...
  35. Best Insult from Customer
  36. "You don't work here, but get me someone who does."
  37. Tales of the Overly Strange and Annoying
  38. Possibilities and hope for the future!!!
  39. Lazy customers
  40. Mother of the year?
  41. You Suck For Supporting Me
  42. Your conversation isn't that important.
  43. The hottest spot north of (um how do you pronounce that?)
  44. Wow...I'm Still In Shock
  45. Do I really look like I'm available to help you?
  46. "But I Didn't Steal Them! I Didn't!"
  47. Round 1 - long first post
  48. Gendering to the point of absurdity (teeny).
  49. You can't work here. Get me someone who does.
  50. Online Order Antics
  51. How Not To Receive A Credit
  52. Yes SCs, it really is all MY fault!
  53. In which I almost go crazy
  54. The night Whiskey is told to Shut Them Down.
  55. Sucky, or no? I feel guilty.
  56. SC tales: Hoity Toity and Speaking at the Speed of Light
  57. Three EWs in One Day...
  58. Cold Fries...
  59. Casting swirls before pine...
  60. scammers and bus passes
  61. For I am the Lord of Grammar!
  62. SC's rules of an argument
  63. Readers Digest Flimming Jixed Me!!!!
  64. A quickie.
  65. Good old SC "math" WARNING: LANGUAGE
  66. It was fashion day at Her Highness of Milk!
  67. No Good Deed... (long)
  68. I have to amend my list yet again....
  69. Don't Keep Babbling Away!!!!!!!
  70. A *smart* warranty dodger
  71. Lord of Grammar Part II - Moron Returns
  72. "That's not my department" says Werner von Braun"
  73. Here We Go Louby-Lou
  74. Unknown phone carrier
  75. The Tow Files - Buddy and his big-ass truck
  76. The mere stupidity of mankind.......
  77. In Which I Am A Lady of Leisure
  78. Dear Parents....
  79. The latest trend: I know I got it here!
  80. Dear Teachers.....
  81. Freaking Speak Up!
  82. Boyfriend Swore At Customer!
  83. Repeaten ustedes?
  84. It's not a Hickey. Stop staring at my chest.
  85. It would just be easier if..
  86. Yep you still can't return that. . .
  87. No Checks Allowed/"But I Need The Long Ones!"
  88. Coworker is an SC magnet
  89. Should've checked inside the box
  90. Counterfeit $100s (short)
  91. Ah, here's a pen.. (language)
  92. "Ooops. Heeheehee."
  93. This too!
  94. Wow..
  95. The one time I got fired (LONG)
  96. Clipping the wings
  97. Whiskey put the hurt down tonight (in a good way)
  98. Don't do drugs, kiddies.
  99. wierdo
  100. Pizza idiot (kind of long, got a bit carried away)
  101. This is a public service announcement (or wherin Smiley is propisitioned at work)
  102. What do you have to do to get banned?
  103. What's $9.99 Minus 9.99?/Rewarding The Banshee
  104. From gunslingers to tornados
  105. I Don't Want a Gift Card Because I'm Never Shopping Here Again
  106. The Plight Of Mr Fufukins
  107. No, I really cant....
  108. Weirdo or Professional?
  109. And the man in the back said "Everyone attack!" (language, long)
  110. Grumpy old man
  111. Everyone Today Was Just..............
  112. A Laundry List of Things That Will Make Me Go Crazy
  113. Short, Sweet, and Brainless.
  114. Oh yay late nights!
  115. Picture it!
  116. The Stolen Bouquet and Other Stories. (long)
  117. day of the rude
  118. I just....hate you....
  119. Not your business!
  120. A letter from beyond the grave? [long-ish]
  121. Tanks very much!
  122. Yes kid, tell your ma!
  123. *sigh* things were going so well
  124. You don't want to give to charity, fine. No need to make stupid comments
  125. And It Continues.......
  126. I am STILL NOT A MANAGER!
  127. Dumbass of The Year Award
  128. Yay Frauds
  129. Telling us how to run our store? I don't think so
  130. Just plain mean.
  131. This one had hope...
  132. The Determined Dumbass Countdown....
  133. What do you do on court day?
  134. Only two more days to go?
  135. We are NOT the Coast Gaurd! (longwinded)
  136. My birth certificate does not say America, Bank Of.
  137. Craziest Call I have Ever Taken
  138. I'm Going To Call The Sheriff!
  139. Nuts were too salty
  140. 3 DOLLARS!!!!!1! and other tales for the ages
  141. Let's do the Time WAAARP Again or Paging Dr. WHO
  142. Trying to rub it in maybe?
  143. We accept all major credit cards
  144. I'm reaching the end of my tether now (with a couple of sightings thrown in)
  145. These people appreciate the work it takes to find an obit
  146. And This Week Contnues Further..........
  147. Systems are DOWN--we CAN'T access...
  148. Threatened Shoplifting Over A Pack Of Peanut Butter Cups.
  149. Do You Agree?
  150. Is This a Cellphone Service Store?
  151. She knew how to push the buttons.
  152. The T-Shirt prophet
  153. It's not an instant service! long but golden
  154. Just let me do my job
  155. Haggling is a lost art
  156. Having a chat with Eleanor Rigby
  157. Stand up to your vegetarian brats I beg you!
  158. Wait Until Your Corporate Gets A Load of Me
  159. shocking news
  160. The return that defies description.
  161. Shoplifters can all go to hell.
  162. Can't say I've ever had someone throw something at me before..
  163. What just happened?
  164. Your Picture Is Too Small!
  165. Don't tell me how I should do my job when you can't even count to 5
  166. I hope the owners don't give in...
  167. SCs on Uscan and at my register tonight
  168. It's the law, moron
  169. Just a couple of short ones
  170. "My girl is a good girl"- library woes
  171. Boy George will fix your cable, then a bear will snuggle with you afterwards
  172. Shh. My common sense is tingling. (long, language)
  173. The customer is always right.
  174. Employee restroom is EMPLOYEE ONLY! long
  175. A little help here? (Long)
  176. The Good and The Bad Today!
  177. apparently he never makes mistakes
  178. These guys had better stay away....
  179. Keep prank calling me on a Friday night.
  180. Apparently I'm wearing Eau De Idiot
  181. Me and Family May Be About to be Sucky
  182. To Stupidity and Beyond!
  183. Oh baby...
  184. My newest pet peeve at work
  185. WAY More Than I Wanted To Know.
  186. Can I get <other stores food>?
  187. Keep an Eye on Your Kid!
  188. "porn" in the library
  189. learn how to fracking count
  190. read the law before you bitch
  191. Harder Than Geometry!
  192. It warms my heart....
  193. Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..
  194. Woman Baked her Icecream Cake (hey, that rhymes)
  195. I really don't like these insane letters
  196. {Insert Witty Hotel Related Title}
  197. Wherein I Seemingly Avoid Death
  198. Oooh, we may get sued for this one. (LONG)
  199. Customer would rather drink his coffee than watch the movie!
  200. Not a proper course of action!
  201. This Week is Totally Different
  202. "I don't know, I just work here."
  203. Overestimating by a factor of 16
  204. ... Not even one. Not a single one.
  205. Tit's A Bit Nippy In Here.../"THEN SAY SOMETHING!!!"
  206. Hephaestus's Vocal Double
  207. No, you can't park there!!!
  208. Creeper much?
  209. Hey, nearby buddy store, come here and get your idiots.
  210. Death to giveaways!!
  211. Long damn day! (LONG)
  212. Hmm.. you passed Academy.. how?
  213. Why Do I Like Working In Pharmacy Again?
  214. do you really want to piss off the person doing your research?
  215. Two calls and a Wrong Number
  216. Google search callers
  217. I have a deadline! So I'm going to make this difficult!
  218. Assorted tales of woe.
  219. Little Tidbits.
  220. My job>your convenience
  221. Theft, Murder, Arson, No MSNBC, and Theft
  222. Will you please just let me do my job?
  223. What is it you really want?
  224. I hate the first of the month.
  225. You're lucky...
  226. Stupid scammer, or just stupid?
  227. FOR MY WRATH WILL BE MIGHTY!
  228. Bring it. We're lawyered up! (long)
  229. There's always a first.
  230. I didn't know we were still in kindergarden.
  231. Visitor parking is reserved; sucky day
  232. Pay attention to what's in front of you!
  233. No badge = Not working!
  234. Of Maggots, Idiots, D-Bags, and...wut? (GROSS)
  235. Sightseeing Over The Phone
  236. "Why are you asking?" (a case for the Tinfoil Hat Support Centre)
  237. That's not what I ordered!
  238. Death, Be Not a PITA
  239. what not to do...
  240. Answered his own question
  241. "My phone isn't working and it's your fault"
  242. Why Do You Always Ask Why?
  243. So, you decided to play the "No English" card?
  244. apparently even deaf people here voices
  245. The Awful, The Funny and The Awesome. (language, and long)
  246. Out of Normal Hours Suckage
  247. Do You Experience This?
  248. "The Great Computer Swap" or "Why I take too many aspirin in a day" (LONG)
  249. I feel sorry for the after hours line...
  250. Kid has a good future as a football player.