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  1. Visitor parking reserved; "My car is expensive"
  2. I STILL have to pay that much??
  3. The dumbest protest I've ever seen...
  4. Sent Away
  5. I promise, it's fiction...FICTION
  6. Hope you like your extra rebate...
  7. Shorts
  8. Elevator Antics
  9. "The card doesn't work!!!"
  10. An Annoying 10 year old
  11. Earthquakes are fun!
  12. Pyscho man threatened to have us fined
  13. I want $1,000 of free money!
  14. "You're Not Allowed Romance At Work!"
  15. Lots of little annoying things in one day...
  16. Whaaaaaaaaaaat?
  17. "Ewww!" Did I pwn, or not?
  18. I was embarresed...
  19. Ego trips & Holiday Weekends
  20. No likey the sun
  21. Not this shit again
  22. So Kind, So Sucky..........
  23. Ugh...just...ugh
  24. Irv, Take Your Poopy Customer Back. (gross obviously)
  25. Where is it?
  26. Why yes, that is olive oil on my pants...
  27. This is a Gas Station, Not a Landfill
  28. "Gimme The Card Back!"
  29. NO ROOMS!
  30. People in a coma can't answer the phone
  31. Isn't Being Open Enough? (Language)
  32. Why do all the creepy people come here?
  33. Victor of Sumer
  34. What do you say to that?!
  35. My First "SC"
  36. I think it was one of GK's callers
  37. Artist Alley Suckage
  38. Trimming The Bush and Other Stories.
  39. "I'm Really Sorry You Have To Work Today..."
  40. Buy you a new shirt?
  41. Labor weekend Blues
  42. sucky food pantry "customer"
  43. What the hell do you want from me?
  44. i'm...sorry i'm not a phonebook?
  45. I'm supposed to honor a rate that the competitor quoted?
  46. We're definitely not psychic dude.
  47. BLAAARGGH! My eyes!
  48. This is not 1950s Virginia...
  49. Do You See Me Buying Stuff?
  50. If the Sign's Broke, it Doesn't Count!!!
  51. Yes, go to Kinkos; business computers are not for printing color photos-long
  52. Not there now - no, it's not hiding behind me
  53. Manager with a spine plus pwnage
  54. I'll spend my money elsewhere!
  55. Oh-so-urgent phone call...from the plane
  56. Short but funny
  57. Sure, Let Me Pull the Computer Out of My...
  58. "I do not believe you are full"
  59. The problem with spray textures.
  60. I've shopped here longer then you have been alive!
  61. "I think I have to put the phone down, before I write the number down."
  62. Returns of the 5th dimension
  63. Crazy microwave lady
  64. Today's suck
  65. Pre-emptive Strike!
  66. maybe you should master "google" before opening an esty store
  67. I cant find the pool
  68. That Event In The Desert, 2010
  69. Cable Customers Lost in their Own Little Worlds
  70. Why Did You Answer the Phone?
  71. Two Bigoted Cows
  72. Oh boy.
  73. Sucky Phone Encounter
  74. Irrate Customer and the Lack of Interwebs
  75. Paper Lady vs. SC
  76. CAR WASHES R HARD! An Adventure in Three Episodes
  77. cigarettes and a ic3
  78. I'm rude?
  79. Probation violation is our fault
  80. "Since you cant tie a knot!"
  81. 'Old English' man (Long!)
  82. The Hateful Sports Car Driver
  83. Public restroom does NOT = hotel room
  84. Uh..Why?
  85. Way to stick it to them bub. . .
  86. Stockpot Inn's Do Not Rent list
  87. Nipples and other tales from the con.
  88. Le Freak, C'est Chic...
  89. Someone stole the DeLorean....
  90. The Mothman Botany
  91. Last week of work which means.....
  92. Procrastinate much??
  93. Worlds cheapest dad (language)
  94. Then go call Seattle
  95. I Have witnesses!
  96. The face was like unto the "butt" of a cat.
  97. You eat your pills for breakfast, don't you? (longish)
  98. 2 students wanted me to be a witness to an accident I did not see
  99. I just got in!! *two short tales*
  100. Enjoy your time in jail. (long)
  101. Yes, We Hate African Drumming
  102. An open letter...
  103. This guy will be in for quite the surprise when he checks out.
  104. And you, Ma'am, can go F*** yourself. (long)
  105. Nest O' Rattlesnakes [Sad Ending, sorry...]
  106. Racism detected... deploying countermeasures...
  107. non-compliance notice (long, and gross!)
  108. Hang on!
  109. Katie Kaboom's adult years
  110. That's DOCTOR Rabid Baseball Bat... (Old Story)
  111. Skim milk is evil, and so am I. Plus bonus coverage.
  112. The Saga of "Can You Help Me?"
  113. Why are you here???
  114. Dangerously Close To The Boobs and Other Stories. (long)
  115. Handicap people are gross or something.
  116. I must look like I work in retail
  117. Birthday girl? How do I know that if you don't have your ID?
  118. I needed my beating stick!!
  119. 2.5 Sheets To The Wind. (tiny rant)
  120. Wrong!
  121. My first psychotic, enraged customer in 3 years of retail!
  122. Same old..
  123. Them license plates is hard
  124. Threats. . .
  125. He's BACK! Back in the saddle agaaaaiin! (Vulger, as always)
  126. Loading Zone Woes and Complimentary Q-Tips (long, language)
  127. The Nominees For Craziest Customer Are...
  128. No, you still can't get the soda sale!
  129. Let me think about that......NO!
  130. EW uses another customer's phobia to cut in line
  131. Odd customer questions
  132. I'm sick to death of people....
  133. Surrender Captain Discount! Your haggling powers are useless on me!
  134. I'm happy to fix your mistake... if you actually have proof that it's a mistake!
  135. Third Week Working, And The Fun Begins (Quite Long)
  136. More Drunken Shenanigans (Foul Language)
  137. Nunavut invades Michigan (and other horror stories)
  138. The Art Of Seduction
  139. Phone suckage and fun with automatic doors<long>
  140. It is not our fault that you are dumb.
  141. "What The Fuck Is WRONG With This Place?!?" And Others.
  142. Don't Snap Your Fingers At Me.
  143. Car Seat Switcheroo
  144. Did you not hear me?
  145. Roadside Assistance
  146. You Were Told the Line was Express
  147. Like Mother, Like Son
  148. WTB INTERNET
  149. If we ignore the SCs, do they actually really exist?
  150. Get the door it's...
  151. Most annoying haggler
  152. The Easier it is, The Harder They Fail
  153. It's the website's fault...
  154. One Weird Call Tonight
  155. Luser wants us to be mind readers (long, boring, but I'm frustrated)
  156. ding dong SC Calling
  157. I am not poor! I am cheap!
  158. A tale from Mole's
  159. A stupid voicemail
  160. Manager Authorized Pwnage
  161. When I ask for ID...
  162. Cashback Dumbassery
  163. Annoying Coin Collector.
  164. Staff member would not take no for an answer
  165. Locals at a Hotel
  166. It was bound to happen
  167. More dots, more dots. Come on more dots.
  168. Customer Service: what hell will be like when I get there
  169. Of ketchup and ID's
  170. Uncle Khiras owns an idiot (long, and vulgar as always)
  171. Replacing one pain with another.
  172. Of Coupons, Whips, and Feathers
  173. From 0-Nasty In .2 Seconds.
  174. I'm unfriendly?
  175. you...go away.
  176. Communication Frustrations
  177. SHW. I believe I already told you I like your stories but don't want to reenact them
  178. SHW has no patience.
  179. Mr.Pibb and the Portal of Doom.(Long,Slightly Gross.)
  180. Mr Hero gives bad customer service because...
  181. Your an Idiot, its my fault I'm sorry!... actually I don't care
  182. For someone who works in the business, you know absolutely shit about it.
  183. Impatient lady
  184. Douchebag earns his own thread
  185. hotel guests wanting adjustments
  186. Yes, of course I'll let you use our phone to call our competition!
  187. I Broke His Brain (long-tastic)...
  188. Back to back overreactions (kinda long)
  189. Can you POSSIBLY be more vague???
  190. Some people are just too stupid for UScan...
  191. 79 minutes into a 12 hour day
  192. Three From This Morning
  193. The Saddest Man
  194. Important Thing To Omit.........
  195. Half An Hour Of Suck. (LONG)
  196. Why my call center needs a smoking section
  197. Can't follow even pictures.
  198. The Answer I Never Expected
  199. Could Have Been A Prank Call.........
  200. My cars making this sound,what does it mean?
  201. If it was so bad, why did you stay in the room all night?
  202. Risk your job so I don't get bored!
  203. "Potty Training" usually involves a TOILET (Warning: A bit GROSS!)
  204. Quickie from Kheldarson's Students
  205. Srank?
  206. Wherein my manager is (technically) guilty of insubordination...
  207. Change Scammer (long)
  208. Two From This Morning
  209. Scam artist complains on me when I refuse to give her free stuff
  210. Stupidly injuring yourself in six easy steps
  211. Teacher makes picture day even harder
  212. Dimensional Transcendence Principle
  213. Deep in the heart of Colorado?
  214. Back in the day
  215. Free? Denied!
  216. If I say Something I mean The Opposite
  217. "I'm going to pretend you're my kid..."
  218. Ah, The Elderly.
  219. The Rude, Bemused and Pointless
  220. Most difficult question in the world: "What SIZE?"
  221. Oh, you fucker... *warning, may contain occasional harsh language*
  222. The icing on the cake...
  223. Perverted SC
  224. Ok, here's what happened (some language, could get long)
  225. I just do not know what to think anymore (a little long)
  226. Am I that easy to forget?
  227. Stories, stories, and more stories
  228. Another funny from T-Shirt Man
  229. Well, Funk You Very Much
  230. You have a problem every time you come here, and yet YOU KEEP COMING HERE
  231. What's with testers?
  232. Sold out.. oh boy.
  233. Wish I had Your Confidence...
  234. Adventures at the Center...(long)
  235. Customer Doesn't Mean What She Says
  236. Feel free to not have any more children
  237. Just the usual. No, make it a double.
  238. Sigh. It's only been 3-days...
  239. It's. The. LAW.
  240. Inexplicably Enraged Customer.
  241. How 'bout this one?
  242. Um, Yes. The Sign is There for a Reason
  243. new job:i'm back baby with some good ones
  244. Why?!
  245. Misery Loves Company. And Pants. ( Epic )
  246. Put Your Hands Over Your Ears
  247. Short & Deadly
  248. Irv drinks because you cry
  249. The normal people beat off when they have nothing better to do
  250. His Brother Knows More Than Me