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  1. You are RUDE.
  2. I control both cable & nature apparently
  3. The Post Closing Phone Call Blues
  4. Flu madness
  5. Does the bathroom even work yet? (Possible parenting fail)
  6. Signs we need at Subway
  7. It doesn't work that way
  8. A tale from the real estate office
  9. Self un-awareness
  10. Yes. And HELL NO.
  11. Cigarette Hag
  12. "That's a DIFFERENT sandwich..."
  13. We are not a post office!
  14. The Plot to Order a Cow
  15. Yes our restaurant is complete unamerican and hates the U.S. military
  16. I HATE YOU FOREVER!
  17. Purse Snatch Idiot
  18. You'd think I'd know how to do my job. Oh Wait! I DO!!
  19. One! One ruined Christmas! Ah ah ah (thunderclap)
  20. Calling or Emailing Corporate
  21. I look like who?!!
  22. R1: ZW vs. El Kabong. R2: ZW vs. SBMs.
  23. Tales from the Funny Pharm
  24. Uncle Khiras blows a gasket... (As always, vulger!)
  25. so much for a quiet evening
  26. *bangs head on desk*
  27. Things I am Not
  28. SC drinks to prepare to check into hotel rooms. Tonight she is very prepared.
  29. Rememberance day disrespect.
  30. A little controlling, are we?
  31. The Shoe Saga (long)
  32. I think I saved a colleague
  33. Paging Khiras, Gravekeeper, and Irv…. Heart Removal Surgery needed STAT!
  34. Like verbal diarrhea
  35. Wow...
  36. I need BRAIN BLEACH! Stat!
  37. Apparently I need to grow up...
  38. Sorry your attempt to patronise me failed.
  39. Leave English Alone!
  40. Oh why did have have to get this paper??
  41. Just a short one.
  42. Thank you miss obvious...
  43. It's Called A Line. Get In It!
  44. Put it Back the Way it Was!
  45. The Shoe Saga: Episode II: Attack of the Boots
  46. He lost his car
  47. I wanna shoot the whole day down...
  48. You admit you know better, but do it anyway
  49. Wow, bitch. That was uncalled for!
  50. If You Don't Have That...
  51. One from a few years ago
  52. Royal Marriage = Broken Contract
  53. Tyler Perry's wacko shoppers
  54. What a night....
  55. Yes Ma'am, the credit card machine is hooked up to the internet.
  56. Zombie needs his mommy
  57. Girls know nothing....
  58. It just keeps getting better and better...
  59. Apparently I'm a liar...
  60. Im looking for Yellow
  61. Wherein We Disrespect Soldiers...
  62. When counting to 10 doesn't work.
  63. That is NOT a toilet! (Gross)
  64. Not AGAIN
  65. Don't wrap my stuff!
  66. March of the complainers
  67. compute this, b^tch
  68. There is no line, go sit down!
  69. sick f%$& at the library-kid sexually assulted
  70. I am the sentinel that stands between you and the room you want to talk to.
  71. F**king Clock Vultures!!
  72. Gal, Breaker of Hearts
  73. I want a 4G tower in my front yard!
  74. Old man (80) telling me about his lost of being able to ****
  75. Teenage boy interpretter *short*
  76. An Annoying Person's Guide to Asking Effective Questions
  77. Bitch with a side of Pwnage.
  78. Visitor Parking reserved; "Jim Smith" resorted to intimidation to park
  79. I want a **** refund on these cigs now!!!
  80. He pays his taxes...
  81. Concerning Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows, I am so glad I don't work in Box
  82. A slow but strange day at The Bar....
  83. DING DING DING DING
  84. Locker Room Language & Liver Transplants
  85. Repressed anger. I has it.
  86. Kinda called someone a prick....
  87. Getting ejected from Leonard Cohen
  88. Sometimes I wish I could make wagers with my SC's. (Short)
  89. Good Afternoon, Ms. Entitlement Whore
  90. He's baaaa-aaaack!
  91. It should've been a good day
  92. What part of OUT OF STOCK do you not understand?
  93. Oh no you didn't! (Rant, cursing)
  94. Sweet Jeebus.
  95. Cable Comedy Show--Comedy Gold!
  96. I Just Don't Have the Patience Today
  97. PAY....YOUR.....BILL!!!
  98. Casino Reservation
  99. There's Something In The Water
  100. plus one point for evil foreigners
  101. It Begins...
  102. No candles? I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your store down
  103. Wherein I talk to the police for the first time....
  104. King of The Entitlement Whores
  105. Disgusting.
  106. What exactly is a real job?
  107. Wherein I finally break down at work...
  108. Let me get this straight.... You save $5 and we're ripping you off?!
  109. Irv declares war on Mattel
  110. I'm not signing my check!!!
  111. Please Come Back....Never.
  112. Measure the sandwich...now!
  113. Open Letter re: Postal Codes
  114. My 'SC senses' are tingling
  115. "Omg ! that has Icecream in it!?"
  116. BLKUUUGHHHHHUGGGGHHHHhhhhhhhhhHHHHHH!!!
  117. Screw Black Friday. We have the Name Your Own Price Option Every day!
  118. The Fragrance Stalker is coming to get you!
  119. she really blew her gasket
  120. Do not prevent ANY potatoes. (With a recording!)
  121. "Why did you take my movies?"
  122. What do you think I was doing?
  123. Black Friday Debriefing Thread 2010
  124. Dreaming of a white Thanksgiving...
  125. Just Hear Those Alarm Bells Jingle-ing...(bit of language)
  126. Cable Conundrums - Damn you for telling me that!
  127. A short but stressful week
  128. Oh what a day Thanksgivin was...
  129. Another lawyer-threat
  130. Uh...Most Stores Do That
  131. Why of course I can pull a steak out of my a**
  132. Actually, it is a big deal.
  133. Sucky Customer in the Land of Storage
  134. Stupidity was rampant. RAMPANT!
  135. That Much For A Pizza???
  136. The cutest little shoplifter
  137. More Dimwits from "The Golden Arches"
  138. The Snow Angel
  139. Tis the season of badwill!
  140. It would be faster if you let me help you
  141. So, you think you can outwit me? Nyah.
  142. why don't you write your s.s. number too
  143. The NO ID Chronicles
  144. Cable Conundrums - One Liners
  145. The real reason we keep records of past guests
  146. The Ticket is Ripped
  147. There are just some things people shouldn't do...
  148. Anyone else hate kids who pay with crumpled up dollar bills and change?
  149. A new attempt to haggle?
  150. Irv made another customer cry!
  151. C**twaffles
  152. The Overly-Devoted
  153. Important things to remember if you're staying at a hotel...
  154. Fricken Perv!
  155. Let Me Tell You How I Really Feel
  156. Are you there beer? It's me, Irv
  157. Oh Come, Oh Come Emmanuel...
  158. Their is a reason they call it a 'door buster' offer!
  159. Ding that bell one more time and I'll kill you!
  160. But CHRISTMAS!!!1111!<ranty>
  161. Expecting another complaint
  162. Let me pull out my magic wand of... NO
  163. Recurring Moron (long from idiotic repetition)
  164. Such "compliments" won't flatter me into letting you use our phone.
  165. Spray Paint =/= makeup!!!
  166. The First Christmas Guilt Trip
  167. Rather Dense
  168. In Response to Taboo's Thread...
  169. Please actually read our replies
  170. The Scam that Came with a Warning Label
  171. A Challenger Appears!
  172. Another Damn Senior Day: December 2010
  173. I thwarted a shoplifter and more!
  174. Ketchup.
  175. TWO! Two ruined Christmases! Ah ah ah
  176. Some people have no shame
  177. Hotel vs. the local movie theater
  178. A Flock of Morons
  179. I Don't Even Know
  180. They're NOT all $5, dumbasses!
  181. They're out for blood now
  182. Momentarily Deaf
  183. Message Miscommunication
  184. The Green One
  185. another tale of scamming failure
  186. Oh joy! I got to deal with Phone SCs!
  187. For the love of all that is holy
  188. Large Bill Rant NUMBER I do not care anymore
  189. Er, No
  190. 5 More Hours Until Vacation
  191. You're a mean one, Mrs. Grinch
  192. "Tasted good the second time around"
  193. Well, Irv's not the only one
  194. Oh how I'd love to Kinect my foot with your ass...
  195. stupid lady
  196. Congrats! You Win!
  197. You get what you pay for...
  198. Mustard-Loving A-Hole & Today is Not P-Day
  199. Make up your mind already!
  200. Girl gets irritated because I called her "sir"
  201. Lady wants me to turn the lights on during the movie
  202. Day Of The SCs!
  203. Shopping cart thievery.
  204. Can I make it any more obvious?
  205. Bye bye scammer
  206. Sh**y Guest (Warning: Gross)
  207. Hey Grandma, Can I TRY?????
  208. The Evil Author of Doom and Destruction
  209. I believe that you are you
  210. How is that my fault?
  211. This is the call that doesn't end....
  212. Fight, fight!
  213. 5 hours a MONTH at this job and I still can't escape the suckage
  214. Don't ask me a question and contradict the answer
  215. Thick or Slick?
  216. After all my helpfulness, you what?
  217. Eight Straight Days of Working (to the tune of 12 days of Christmas)
  218. It must be Clean-Up-After-Stupid-SC's Wednesday!
  219. There's always one....
  220. Thanks for waiting
  221. Hung up on an SC
  222. Some Early Christmas Gifts...
  223. Awkward Conversation
  224. Signs arent your friend
  225. I'm supposed to just take your word that you paid for this?
  226. New Job, New SCs- Bookstore Madness!
  227. "I don't believe you work here!"
  228. "Don't you care about my child?" (long, nasty language)
  229. Rudeness masking stupidity
  230. can you hang on?
  231. A little tiny suck
  232. Gaming like its 1996
  233. What IS it about this time of year? Oh yes... they turn crazy....
  234. A place for lovers! *cough*
  235. Possibly racist comment made by unaccepting SC
  236. 20 minute hold time -vs- 30 minute hold time
  237. Canada -- not just America's hat
  238. From Here To Eternity (Or, The Not So Glorious Holes) And Other Stories. [GROSS]
  239. Being polite is being rude
  240. I just sprained my ankle and you deserve a discount because of it!?
  241. What the?
  242. Holy Christmas
  243. Staff member "claimed" I would not let him park in Visitor parking
  244. Someone needs their hearing tested...
  245. But it's cold outside!!!
  246. Librarians have to have spellcheck
  247. Faith in Humanity...
  248. more WIC follies
  249. SOARing with turkeys . . . (Long)
  250. Really? All That Effort?