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  1. Mad About Gypsies
  2. Wherein I Am Beset By Lusts
  3. "Hey, boss? You're about to get a complaint against me...."
  4. "CHARGE!"
  5. Returns don't work like that
  6. Yet another idiot doing taxes
  7. Month of suck
  8. Really, Seriously, Really, Seriously... No really? (long becuase I am wordy)
  9. I fail to see the connection
  10. Wow, you must be really bored!
  11. Wait..I got the race card pulled on me??
  12. But Mom, Every Other Bank Does It!
  13. We close at 10.
  14. Not picking up their papers
  15. I'm speshul!! You will break the rules for me
  16. We got threatened with the BBB.
  17. Stop Punishing Me for My Illegal Activites!
  18. SC's moving in winter. (long ranting)
  19. breach of contract
  20. Are You Being Sarcastic?
  21. No Butts About It
  22. Wait... what?
  23. And these are supposed to be professionals?
  24. Epic Manager :)
  25. Prank caller
  26. I didn't pick the right product, so I won't buy anything
  27. it's NOT a notary (long,blathering explantions)
  28. Oh, the Things I Could Say...
  29. You're back, and making my 16-year-old coworker CRY
  30. Of Flowers and Propane - A Sucky Day in Two Parts
  31. I guess I committed attempted murder!
  32. Joining the Ranks of the Elite
  33. My, you're an idiot
  34. Icy roads make for a slow dead day at work, right? Wrong!
  35. Go ahead with that, see how that works for you
  36. Gender Swap Day!
  37. Sir, we don't give away free coffee
  38. "They're going out the door!" (long)
  39. Another crack legal mind.
  40. Coupon Whores and $5 footlong hell
  41. One day - two sucks
  42. It's Long Sleeved!
  43. Woman threatens to call headquarters then complains about change
  44. Please, just shoot me.
  45. You "scarfed" it, you bought it
  46. You're writing a letter to corporate? About us? Aww how nice! . . . Not (slight pwn)
  47. The Concept Wasn't Lost Because it Was Never Had.
  48. Well, then...
  49. Cross Country Wallet Retrieval Unit a.k.a. Me
  50. No Suck Just Odd
  51. Really was that necessary
  52. Trouble with crackers
  53. Tales From the Hobby Department part 4
  54. I Work There
  55. It always seems to be my fault.
  56. Yesterday's nonsense
  57. Cotton Hill, is that you?
  58. Salad Maker's Lament.
  59. A trio of nuts
  60. It's right there! Right there! *long and ranty*
  61. finders keepers?
  62. WHAT did you just say?
  63. A few from tonight
  64. whiny bitch
  65. ...sorry, I don't rent used goods. (CS Edition)
  66. A letter to the self-important (contains bad language because I'm uncouth)
  67. At Least He Knew Where To Stick It (long)
  68. The Four Problems: Princess-Snake Investigates
  69. Yes, I will risk my job for you! /sarcasm
  70. The Depths of Apathy
  71. Love is in the air
  72. Two Stories and One Dream.
  73. Valentine's Day sucks
  74. Express lane suck
  75. Sexism?
  76. Pregnant bitch accused me of discrimination
  77. Don't ya love proving customers wrong
  78. The lost art of saving money or Why do you have to buy so damn much??
  79. Yea, something's not quite right here.
  80. not very helpful
  81. keycards and cells don't mix!
  82. Dear Callers...
  83. No you cheap bastards, No! or Frustrating Footlong Fanaticism
  84. Old Goose Story (kinda long, but funny)
  85. Escalation Attempt Fail
  86. Hoops of Fire
  87. "What do you mean 'voicemail?'"
  88. Well then cancel the account!
  89. Oh Not This Thing Again!!
  90. Engine repair with a heaping side of misogyny!
  91. You Overestimate Your Comedic Appeal, Trust Me
  92. "Do you resize these? No? Well that's good service."
  93. I still owe so I shouldn't have to pay you
  94. And now I have a week off
  95. Served him right
  96. I wanna cancel
  97. I wouldn't make that bet if I were you...and more cable attitude
  98. What Did You Just Call Me?
  99. Act of God? Bad customer service.
  100. Triple the ammount in credit? WTF!
  101. Enjoy your moldy food!
  102. ha ha stupid
  103. If you don't know what it is...
  104. Other Customers Might Want to Buy Those Also
  105. Odd customer requests from the Sandwich Shop or "Toast half of it!"
  106. Canadaphobia
  107. I want your manager to overrule the IRS
  108. It's oxycontin... (Long)
  109. My 'First' SC or...Berry Hell, Part 2 (language)
  110. More 'invasion of privacy' stupidity
  111. the world revolves around her
  112. Who the hell do you think you are
  113. Living the Dream.
  114. for those who call the library, &*$# you!
  115. Berated by an SC I WASN'T EVEN SERVING
  116. "You're in university?"
  117. A short letter
  118. Telemarketing suck
  119. Fountain of Youth
  120. Tales from the Mailroom
  121. Eh...
  122. Gyrating on a Street Corner
  123. The worst customer that I've ever had (very long)
  124. I don't think you know what 'false advertising' means
  125. Stop me if you've heard this one...
  126. It's about the child, bitch!
  127. So Angry I Could Commit Authorcide...
  128. If you're gonna order for someone else, don't be a douche about it please!
  129. Why would you inconvenience yourself just to make our job harder?
  130. Was I really being rude???
  131. Use a freaking condom! (bit long)
  132. Full moon AND solar flares! What a combo! (long)
  133. Don't call us after 5, k?
  134. they are here to serve
  135. Hi, how can you eviscerate me today?
  136. Nostalgia and Ones.
  137. I'm Not Who You Think I Am
  138. I smell a rat...
  139. Movie System Down
  140. We've got caller ID. Don't try this on us.
  141. Not a bin
  142. This past week can do a Michael Jackson...
  143. Ancient Spirits of entitlement whoredom...
  144. Alas, Poor Mr Brown
  145. Cutting your Head...(Long)
  146. What do you mean I can't get 8 cents off?
  147. I need to stop selling parts to toddlers
  148. SC suing insurance company for "recording without consent"
  149. Sales Tax eh?
  150. Yes, We Accept Checks. No, You Can't Send It By Fax
  151. Were you even paying attention?
  152. Tales From the Hobby Department Part 5
  153. A coworker stole from me today or I learned my lesson
  154. Sorry but you have to keep your balls.
  155. A How To on Deli Ordering
  156. Most people wouldn’t want to step on vomit
  157. to a few customers from today's shift..
  158. Facebook Leech part III: The Return
  159. See what happens when you don't pay your bills?
  160. We don't want to smell your baby's butt!
  161. Life leason: Don't piss of an Elevator Repairman having a bad day
  162. Million of Changes, Changes for Me!
  163. Your concern has been noted and duly disregarded.
  164. government communications
  165. Bringing Musical Instruments to a Restaurant
  166. It's a Fire Drill. Lay Off!
  167. Failure to communicate
  168. CC Man
  169. Don't yank my chain, asshole
  170. The way it goes...
  171. No Cashy, No Splashy
  172. Combine three SCs into one and you get...this *sigh*
  173. It's cheaper elsewhere,look it up!
  174. What's your telephone number again?
  175. To the Type A, Alpha Male 3rd Party Complainer I Had Today...
  176. Dear Pharmacy Customer
  177. Shut Up About Gas Prices Already!
  178. You should be mad at the thief, not us.
  179. What was it with people and frickin' shower caps tonight??
  180. Are you even listening?
  181. So Stupid I'm Laughing and Crying
  182. More fun on Chat
  183. What's With This? By Our Own People?!
  184. I figured out what dead fish mouth womans problem is...
  185. Two quickies
  186. Friends or SCs? (Sorry, long. Serious rant.)
  187. Animal Shelter Fundraising Suck
  188. He left us, but we are still responsible for his loss of business
  189. When I provide good customer service, DO NOT QUESTION ME!!!
  190. The Worst Thing You Can Say: "Excuse You"
  191. How to Flush a Urinal
  192. Cable Customers: Some one liners
  193. reciprocal agreement
  194. Thanks for Sending Your Sick Kid to School, Lady!
  195. Ice cream idiot
  196. Shoplifting and other tales
  197. pranksters, i hate thee!
  198. The Girl That Works There!
  199. The War Of The Roses
  200. No Thanks, I Don't Want AIDS.
  201. Case of the Mondays...
  202. User Friendly
  203. So appently asking for payment means that you get sued
  204. We hate you.
  205. cheapos, enjoy the roaches!
  206. I love confused customers!
  207. What is this "post office" you speak of.
  208. A sigh is but a sigh....
  209. Urge to kill....rising
  210. More fun stories (warning: GK-length)
  211. SCs galore today
  212. Still, NOT a manager! (part 1)
  213. Check Lady Tries to get Me Arrested
  214. How I got a standing ovation from cutomers
  215. Try to be more subtle about your pedophilia
  216. I know what you need, you idiot
  217. Here we go with bait and switch again
  218. I am not here to run around after you
  219. I want a discount even though I don't have dscount cards! (Looong!)
  220. So other libraries have topics?
  221. Mildly sucky
  222. Dogspeed!
  223. SC Looking for a problem meet SM wiht a spine *language*
  224. I'm a dude... and another good story.
  225. RTFS.....
  226. I Hate the Phone
  227. How is this my fault?
  228. Another Banana lady
  229. A Whole Shipful of Pwn
  230. Naked Justice
  231. More Interlibrary Loan stories
  232. Why teach your kids this?
  233. "It's because I'm black"..........
  234. I Will Not Hold For You
  235. Boss Man tells off a racist customer (long)
  236. Do You Know What the Chain of Command is?
  237. I Didn't Know "Venti Laate" Was a State of Being!
  238. I'm sorry but you seem to have lost these
  239. Little Boy!
  240. You mean I have to pay MORE to get more?!
  241. No ma'am, I will not lose my job for $5!
  242. She Must Be Very Proud (epic)
  243. An Update on Evil Author
  244. Again? Really?
  245. Those Are Not Answers
  246. Not worth a HOOT!!!!!
  247. Insane discount SC's
  248. Apparently my religion is a phase AND not good enough!
  249. The concept of 'customer' is lost on you, yes?
  250. What's better than...