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  1. I bought something on Ebay but I don't know how!
  2. Double discounts! What does it mean?
  3. "You're just hired help"
  4. Free matches
  5. Its your fault I stole and so here's a bloodbath for ya! long
  6. Enzyme rights and peace!
  7. Dear Customers:
  8. Is there anything else I can help you with?
  9. Its Better Than I Expected! HERESY!!
  10. The long saga of the woman who wants a divorce but has no money
  11. You Ignorant, Ignorant Woman (Special Edition Live Episode)
  12. Girl? Guy?
  13. Identity Thief FAIL (language, long, but hilarity ensues)
  14. cusstomers
  15. minorly sucky lady
  16. Things I'd like to get off my chest... (long)
  17. Non-seeing and non-listeners
  18. unmelted cheese and cold pancakes
  19. Nazi Tweenies
  20. What's the Point?
  21. Don't ignore me like that.
  22. Please Don't Rip My Face Off
  23. That is not polite
  24. Human Malfunction
  25. I'll gladly give the minutes of my day
  26. "It just seems so sad"
  27. I'm confused
  28. Thats no excuse
  29. Our drive thru is NOT a walk up!
  30. I want that book and i want it now!
  31. Let's try this again (An Introduction)
  32. My very first customer
  33. Ah the smell of crushed hope in the air
  34. Magic video camera...
  35. Bad Day, Hate Everyone
  36. "Don't give me a hundred dollar bill, they'll think I'm stealing."
  37. Sorry, I'm a what for protecting your credit?
  38. Today's asshat and bonus
  39. Wedding Woes (long-ish)
  40. I'm good thanks, and you? I'm WELL!
  41. One case of brain bleach please
  42. Epic Wins and Pet Peeves
  43. Oh, the stupidity
  44. Why lie about health problems?
  45. Rants about pet peeves.
  46. Would you please quit putting thoughts in my head!
  47. Small Town Saturday Night
  48. And I didn't get in trouble
  49. How to make ordering delivery food hard
  50. Please...stop the hilarity! And the suck...
  51. BABY, I WILL spank the HELL out of you!
  52. Another cigarette story and the problem with small pockets
  53. SC is mad because I cut my hours/days-longish
  54. More Subway SCs and Idiots.
  55. To My Dearest Customers
  56. There is No Coincidence!!!!11Eleventy1!!
  57. Stupidity Quotient Exceeded (Long x2)
  58. In Which We Are Reminded of Days Gone By...
  59. We Don't Have Time!
  60. You've Gotta Be Kidding Me ( Epic )
  61. Cops! at the library: kidnapped!!!
  62. Collection
  63. Crazy Day!
  64. the Top SC's of my Week.
  65. Yeah, it's not funny
  66. If I can't fart rainbows from now on, I'm going to lose my job
  67. I Still Need to See Your ID....
  68. We don't have a "book"...Nice try
  69. Business Ethics
  70. Just get over it
  71. Crazy or penny pincher? You decide
  72. Short but rude.
  73. I finally snapped
  74. Take a deep breath and count to a kazillion
  75. No, you cannot wear your jean skirt in the water.
  76. In the wake of one loonie
  77. Mother of the Year
  78. I. Am. A. Horrible. Person.
  79. If you're going to return things...
  80. Attempted Homicide and Senile Old Ladies
  81. I didn't know this...
  82. I'm sorr .. Wait .. What??????????
  83. What did you just say?!?!?
  84. Furniture Follies
  85. Irritable. Kids..... ARGH
  86. What made you think you could bring a dog in here?
  87. Starting a War Over.......$.50
  88. Sc phone shppers arggg!
  89. A few small rants
  90. What in the world?
  91. High Maintenance Much?
  92. Humidity Stupidity (long)
  93. SCs, please take notes.
  94. Fu... fungi?
  95. What about closed do you not understand...
  96. Back off Buddy!
  97. Wherein My Health is OBVIOUSLY not that Important (long, ranty, fun)
  98. The Cat Lady
  99. IF you're gonna stay past closing...
  100. This is the kids' library but don't act like a baby
  101. 10 minutes means 10 minutes
  102. Thief? Where's my thief?! THIEF!
  103. Kisa's Rant on Parents and their Kids
  104. Playland Follies
  105. You'd better carry that out for me!
  106. Today vs. right away.
  107. Our regulars
  108. Words fail me
  109. Tonight's winning customer
  110. *rage* (kinda long)
  111. Fix the situation!
  112. It's the SAME FREAKIN THING!!!
  113. All in a night's work...
  114. If we don't have power.....
  115. I don't care if your Grandma died; SMILE!
  116. My manager was threatened with a knife
  117. 6 Weeks ago?
  118. Your mad at your kid so you take it out on me?
  119. "You're supposed to be watching me!!!"
  120. you wrote it
  121. No, I'm not allowed = RUDE!!!!
  122. A How-To Guide for SC's
  123. Dear eBay International Idiot
  124. Ruff Ruff Ruff
  125. Germs!
  126. You don't screw your friends and you don't screw my charity!
  127. What is seen cannot be unseen...
  128. Can't Read Small Print
  129. The clearance swamp hates the military. Or something.
  130. How about you back up my data for free
  131. Epic Parking Fail
  132. OK, go get it somewhere else then
  133. Revenge on Evil Coffee Lady
  134. Seriously? You want a free room for this?
  135. I am a punk, also a failure.
  136. ...srsly?
  137. Brain/Mouth Filter Failure; Fake Anger is Funny
  138. I don't have to do anything
  139. I'm sure we all have one of these
  140. Wherein I'm not important
  141. Trouble at the Boob Emporium.
  142. Someone put suck in the water...
  143. The saga of the Ottoman Lady. [Rather long.]
  144. I was supposed to honor this reservation for some reason.
  145. Derpin' Donuts
  146. Definitions
  147. "I'm not a homeless person!"
  148. Talk about germophobia
  149. I demand you control...
  150. "It's your fault I don't have my receipt"
  151. OH GAWD EVERYONE IS BLIIIIIIND
  152. I am not stupid...
  153. In 'da club
  154. You're missing an essential part
  155. Just F--king Update Already: Part II
  156. how many times do I have to tell you?
  157. Bitchy Lady is Too Good for My Wares
  158. This week in suckitude.(some language, sorry)
  159. SC time vs. reality
  160. I Remember Why I Dislike Closing
  161. Caught ANOTHER fake ID
  162. What Kind of Place Gives You Free Sodas?!
  163. Thunderstorms? It's your fault!
  164. I'm more important than those other...people
  165. It's the... thing!
  166. It's Douchebag-urday!
  167. Tournament Fail(s)
  168. Stupid kills.....*rant and languange warning*
  169. Racist!!!
  170. Wanting to switch rooms because of room numbers being unlucky
  171. Spotted such a bad fake XD
  172. I'm incompetent!?
  173. I HAVE to help you, since when?
  174. Oh, you have me in check and its my move?... CHECKMATE!
  175. Don't Lie To Me, Young Man
  176. Very Charitable of You
  177. Help wanted ad, it's not that hard
  178. The birds in the trees proclaim thy name: CHEAP
  179. The Stupidest Customer Ever Awards!!!!
  180. Wherein Apparently I am Wrong...
  181. If you plan on stealing a credit card.....
  182. The Friday Night Freaks
  183. Racist old biddy...
  184. "But I'm winning!" or the Great slot machine incident of 2011
  185. iPad display =/= daycare
  186. Stupid question of the day....
  187. Tales of woe - a collection in three parts.
  188. I'm getting really sick of hearing this kind of thing.
  189. Understaffed SC
  190. Sales are a scam now?
  191. I'm an asshole!
  192. I thought only babies put things in their mouths?
  193. Umm...why would you steal that?
  194. I KNEW I was gonna have issues today....
  195. "You're picking on me!"
  196. Pet Peeves and WTF Christmas
  197. I Wish There Were an IQ Test to Shop Here
  198. READ what I say, you IDIOTS!
  199. My average day
  200. You Want Me To Do What?
  201. Dublin is in London, isn't it?
  202. Because you're lazy and I'm psychic?
  203. Magic refunds!
  204. Crib man
  205. Super-Sucky Firelane Suck-Fest With Bonus WTF
  206. Yes the lunch box is FREE!
  207. No You Can't Return It Now
  208. Some SC's I've Been Saving Up
  209. 'PICTURE! PICTURE!'
  210. 'I Pay Your Salary!'
  211. Hardly Normal Photocenter Tales - "You Suck"
  212. But what does that mean?
  213. Maybe if the holes in your ears were bigger you could hear me.
  214. I hope that stool softener helped remove the bug up you ass
  215. You won't stand behind your product!
  216. And They Say Chivalry Is Dead....
  217. Prices change. Get over it. (Longy. Ranty. Mild language.)
  218. Cup Size Woes.
  219. craft store whining
  220. Perverted SC's and Wack Jobs (SOOOOOOO NSFW)
  221. Why lying to customers is sometimes a good thing
  222. Return of the obscene phone caller
  223. Wet Floor Walkers
  224. SC - The County Fair Edition.
  225. Way too public urination! (gross)
  226. Discount scammer
  227. Did I mention that option?
  228. "Do you do this?"
  229. Bring your glasses!
  230. Two for one-Scammers and Bad Moms
  231. But they pinch my fingers...
  232. Great Moment in Bad Parenting
  233. More convenience store heartburn (several stories, LONG!)
  234. The crazy half hour after we hear thunder (long, ranty, language)
  235. Cheap Coupon Abusers
  236. just a couple of breasts
  237. Shall I drive out and deliver it to you?
  238. Wherein The Tips Get Hotter
  239. But surely a pretty girl like you would do this...
  240. I DEMAND a discount
  241. 3rd shift blues
  242. Requesting further action on £1.50 for an internal matter? Really?
  243. A Week's Worth of Bank Suckitude
  244. Gross Work Experiences (Long)
  245. Over-react Much?
  246. My EARS! Part 2
  247. I'm so sick of the whining
  248. How Kisa Got a Migraine....Thanks SC's...
  249. They will never take our freedom!
  250. I. Am. Mean.