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  1. Shingle Lady
  2. "What're we gonna do about this?"
  3. wtf, wtf and f*** you
  4. Nice Try Dumping Your Trash
  5. Dammit, Scammers, keep the relay services for the people who need it!
  6. Dear Especially Owned Bad Client
  7. Taking spineless to a whole new level...
  8. Why yes, we ARE evil slot machine guys out to screw you!
  9. Where my being sick violates a "verbal contract"
  10. Photography Shenanigans
  11. Sucky caller
  12. And this all happened in one night.
  13. A drive thru pet peeve of mine...
  14. "But yesterday is yesterday, today is today"
  15. That's bait and switch! (plus other fun stuff)
  16. Saying that phrase isn't necessary...
  17. Scammer's Learning Curve=Nonexistant (long but entertaining)
  18. SC duel!
  19. Just...can't...sleep...
  20. You have a funny way with looking for the si-fi books
  21. Drink the white liquid.
  22. Thanks for calling me a thief
  23. Demanding and Dumb
  24. Instructor makes sucky night school student apologize for his behavior
  25. Laundry Assholes (long-ish)
  26. It's YOU scan-- do it yourself or go away
  27. Screeching Harpy Drove Me Mad
  28. Rotten to the Core (long)
  29. Wherein I Don't Even Ask Anymore
  30. Crazy Customer
  31. Female Anatomy Lesson (some TMI!)
  32. Wherein I could be doing ten thousand other things.
  33. Vegetarianism goes Vigilante
  34. Are You F**cking Kidding Me?
  35. It took everything to not ask if I was a hostage
  36. CUSTOMERS BEWARE: If you leave the line at the checkout, you will lose your place!
  37. Hullo! *waves*
  38. Where I am expected to mind-read
  39. Please Learn How to Read & Stop Doing Dumb Things
  40. Health insurance dumb customers
  41. WOW am I one powerful CSR!!! (sorry ended up being long)
  42. Ooooh, I forgot about this call!
  43. You don't understand, I CAN'T!!!
  44. I KNOW MY RIGHTS!
  45. Wtf!?!
  46. But how much?
  47. I AM working
  48. We didn't scam you!
  49. Fraud-ee-dar-dar
  50. An Ode to the Parking Vigilantes
  51. Am I covered...for...something...
  52. Don't argue with me!
  53. Legilimency is required
  54. Two Handfuls and a rant
  55. Amazon Reading Comp. Fail
  56. Lay-away fun!
  57. old guy acts like toddler
  58. Cops and car alarms
  59. Don't argue with me 2: The Sequel you didn't ask for.
  60. Sleepin' away in my Stairwell
  61. Your kids are bored, do something
  62. I can help you at *MY* desk
  63. How do you feel now? (a bit longish)
  64. SCs with their Sh*t
  65. You people don't matter
  66. SC vs SC -- FIGHT!!
  67. Yes, the register is closed. Yes, it really is closed.
  68. "I'm not harrassing her, I have a woman!"
  69. How DARE you give me exactly what I wanted !!
  70. Yes You Have to Pay Tax and Stop Following Me Around the Store Asking Me For Prices
  71. Would an attempted robbery go here?
  72. "Fine! I don't want any of this anyway!"
  73. Not allowed to use the force.
  74. why oh why did I go in on my day off......
  75. What Am I Suppose To Do Then?
  76. Caught out!!
  77. I'm not here to socialize; I have a job to do
  78. Its not your account! ((long))
  79. Really, Guys? Really?
  80. Wherein I'm rude
  81. Procrastination is not my fault.
  82. Next time bring a freakin' calculator!
  83. Preventing a Robbery
  84. I be gettin reeeaalllll sick of this....*Plus: Supreme Bitch Returns*
  85. At MY store, we steal from customers; Also, we are a dating service
  86. Grumpy old bitch
  87. I am the level 2 boss [looong]
  88. Gift Card Issue
  89. Wherein I am not aesthetically pleasing
  90. Told off an SC today.
  91. Racist liar
  92. Two years of planning, one week to do the work
  93. First Night on the Job, Last night for a few weeks. (long)
  94. My revenge on a SC (extremely long)
  95. We Sell POISON!!! (with a side of tacos!)
  96. Dude, get over it.
  97. Over a month
  98. Apparently, I'm Unintentionally Rude
  99. How DARE You Give Me Exactly What I Wanted! : Photo Edition
  100. Scammer thinks we're all morons.
  101. Too stupid
  102. How dare you even consider charging us for this!
  103. Customers perceived distance
  104. Do My Work for Me!
  105. You shall not pass! (old)
  106. Nice try.
  107. Sob story sympathy whore now getting personal
  108. Store phone =/= information
  109. Around the 1st of the month brings out all the crazies
  110. We Just Bought Out Another Chain
  111. End of a nine-month saga of stupid.
  112. Months of rage (multiple semi-rants)
  113. You bit me on the butt!
  114. my generation is weird and lazy
  115. Noisy people last night.
  116. Lost my psychic abilities, sir...
  117. No Peking Duck today equals SC?
  118. Don't use words you don't understand
  119. It's been a while since I had a good WTF-a-thon
  120. Never steal from a fat man!
  121. Crazy for Coleslaw
  122. dont talk to me on my lunch break please
  123. The most hated question...
  124. Night of the Living Stupid
  125. I know how to count; I'm not a kid....
  126. More of "You"
  127. Clueless Yuppies
  128. The phone phollies continue
  129. Curse you Sunday!
  130. POISON!!!11!ELEVENTY
  131. Tales of dumbass hotel guests
  132. Lady's husband leaves her
  133. Wherein My Sexual Orientation Is Called Into Question
  134. Sam's doesn't need to hire fat people
  135. Can I talk to someone?
  136. CSR worty dirds and things I'm accused of doing...*SFW*
  137. Hotel love, kids be nice to to your customer service agents
  138. More hotel horror stories
  139. How not to get hired, bitch.
  140. More from the Energy Company
  141. Sooo many escalations :(
  142. How dare you charge me!! (long)
  143. Billing de'ja vu
  144. Customer angry that I did what he asked me to do??
  145. mad when i said no.
  146. The return from "last week"...
  147. The Answer Is Still "No"
  148. I've already Ruined A Christmas
  149. Mini Scammer Thwarted
  150. "But I didn't know you were putting them on the same ticket!"
  151. I Know All! I See All! Now Where the Bleep Am I?
  152. Crazy guest is crazy
  153. yet even more hotel horror stories
  154. Ow, my brain... (long)
  155. Laundry Room Guest Fight
  156. Tales of Satellite Stupidity
  157. Printing: does not compute
  158. Out of Order means OUT OF ORDER
  159. hi again
  160. You Need to Fill Out the Form If You're Spending Over a Certain Amount
  161. Land-lines and Communication Required (long)
  162. Dear...ahem, valued customer + International day!
  163. Who Wants to Play Manager Today? + 1337 Man (short for once)
  164. Got a real catch there...
  165. People make me sad
  166. But I work in retail too!
  167. YOU'RE the company's rep?!
  168. Inebriated Catalog Guy
  169. Adult Tantrum
  170. why are these carts wet...??
  171. Is it close to a full moon or something? (long)
  172. AUGH!
  173. Earlier today
  174. Wherein I Peddle Unimaginable Wonders
  175. Nope, nothing suspicious about that
  176. You must be new
  177. Hungry fax machine
  178. Somethings different...
  179. Shipping options are as stated!
  180. But I Paid Yesterday!
  181. Bye bye! I won't miss you!
  182. Finally a NON spineless manager! Long
  183. I'm second tier tech support for... the other satellite company in the states.
  184. ATTENTION: I broke the law, and will continue to do so, thank you.
  185. REALLY bad day (long and some language)
  186. Where were you this week?
  187. The two stupidest furniture customers EVAR
  188. Please don't break our gear...
  189. The Power of the red button on the cellphone COMPELS YOU!
  190. The Close Talker
  191. Let Me Illustrate Why This Customer Sucks...
  192. Why should I have to pay this??
  193. Patience, MF'er, do you have it?!
  194. Don't holler at me . . .
  195. SC almost admits no = rude in SC land. BONUS: the magic "back room"
  196. Yes, I know, you're a special snowflake too. *sigh*
  197. Okay I get it. You got a "bad"deal & expect me to do what?!?!?!?!?!
  198. Prank caller or tactless caller?
  199. It's a conspiracy! You're all after my information!
  200. This isn't America you know...
  201. SC complains because another customer swore
  202. You Have A What??
  203. Proof of income
  204. Customer needs a remedial Computers for Dummies book
  205. Volunteering SC (I guess)
  206. Admitted to fraud - idiot!
  207. Bits and Pieces From the Last Three Nights
  208. Card, please?
  209. Achievement unlocked - A douchebag is you
  210. What's the difference between a muffin and a biscuit?
  211. Why I *still* hate weddings
  212. Is it really that complicated?
  213. You must have moved it on me again!
  214. It Didn't Take Long
  215. Do You Just Hate Everything?
  216. whining and complaining will get you nowhere.
  217. A case of the....Saturdays?
  218. "Someone" said you could pay late? O rly?
  219. Want me to do something for you?Then be rude!
  220. A True Master of Subtlety
  221. Um...Im still on the line...
  222. A Night At The Haunt
  223. Stuff from a crazy weekend
  224. Teenage Idiots
  225. Ongoing pet peeve...
  226. I am sorry your highness, shall I clean the counter off as well?
  227. Mr. Creep
  228. clothessitting
  229. Do the creep, followed by a little WTF?
  230. Miss Vague just blew my brain up
  231. I don't like the policy so I will whine like I'm six
  232. Wherein We Navigate The Storm
  233. I have wads of money out and my light's off; what do you think?
  234. You waited to tell me this because...?
  235. Yes, I'd love to be your personal shopper!
  236. Take her back Chicago!
  237. in which a system crash...
  238. High's Low's and Charity Woes (fun stuff here folks!)
  239. My 6 year old nephew has more patience than these stupid bitches!
  240. I'm Just Glad There's An Ocean Between Me and This Much Stupid
  241. At Long LAST!!!
  242. All I can say is PWNED!
  243. PLEASE help me help you use the correct terminology...
  244. Piano Delivery Stories
  245. How you know the customer has not listened to a word you just said...
  246. Why yes, yes I am.
  247. Tales from my first day
  248. The Great Brain Heist of '11 (Long)
  249. Back in 2002?
  250. I'm only certified to do this... (Long)