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  1. Back in 2002?
  2. I'm only certified to do this... (Long)
  3. A Theatre of LIES!
  4. Surprise Yaoi
  5. The madness at work continues as waves of sucky customers hit me hard
  6. I forgot my mind-reading glasses
  7. Why is your line closed?
  8. You need to handle only ONE customer at a time!
  9. I Know Profiling Is Wrong, But...
  10. What part of "it's not working" do you not understand?
  11. Patience, man!
  12. Mr I-want-to-whinge-about-EVERYTHING
  13. Really? I have to explain THAT?
  14. Sucky, Stupid AND Blind...way to go for the trifecta.
  15. They're Really Trying My Pet Peeves Now!
  16. Coffee Woes
  17. When your name rhymes with Cupid..
  18. The Crazy Is Strong Lately
  19. They even follow you to the bathroom.....
  20. Apparently birdseed is perishable.
  21. Stuck in the bushes...
  22. Negoation FAIL
  23. How to Blow Things Out of Proportion (epic and full of karma)
  24. Astroturf
  25. Problems with dates and time
  26. Closing time is non negociable
  27. What exactly do you WANT?!
  28. whining like a three year old wont cut these lines down,bitch.
  29. Yes, that's a brilliant concept!
  30. Your wife doesn't work here........(bit long)
  31. $61 worth of fuckery
  32. What the hay is wrong with you people?
  33. Prank call (some language. NSFW)
  34. Words Fail Me...Just..Just Read This Post
  35. Thief!
  36. Insurance check woes
  37. Left my crystal ball at home
  38. Whiny Loony doesn't get her way EVEN after contacting spineless corporate (long)
  39. Didn't get much back, therefore you MUST have made a mistake!
  40. I'm not going the extra mile for this EW
  41. Jerk.
  42. A portrait of entitlement.
  43. Inhabitants of the Ghost Zone (Long)
  44. Eww. What is wrong with people?? (No bodily fluids involved, promise!)
  45. Wherein We Discover The Day Music Died
  46. New approach!
  47. "Thank you very much jackass"
  48. Complementary Chicken
  49. No I'm Not Helping You Violate Copyrights.... (Epic Length)
  50. The tale of the fake $100 bills.
  51. When X =/= X...
  52. Obnoxious Idiot
  53. Tales from Callcentra (long)
  54. Wherein I attempt to hold a candle to GK's posting style. Auto shop tales.
  55. Some more hotel horror stories
  56. The Hell that was Wednesday Part 1 *Long*
  57. Dog in the shop with stupid owner.
  58. This Is Why I Keep Records
  59. What do you mean my HDD is blank!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  60. Yeah, sure we'll buy your software... O_o
  61. its only wednesday....(long and language)
  62. Don't care (bonus story at the end)
  63. About combs.
  64. Unable to operate sticky tape
  65. Phone-fun
  66. I'm seeing a pattern here...
  67. To The Crotchety Ol' Geezer
  68. Canada Sucks
  69. This was a real head-scratcher
  70. I'm Obnoxious...
  71. Rude phone c**t.
  72. Trick or Treat woes.
  73. Crappy Halloween
  74. Stuff Happens Without Your Approval
  75. Mr. Paranoid think we're stalking him
  76. the best ever hotel horror stories
  77. I forgot my mind reading today
  78. Packing bags too heavy and the bad day customer
  79. Halloween Round-Up 2011 ( Now With Bonus Homophobia~ )
  80. Upgrading Earth.
  81. dumb scammer
  82. Hit the button!
  83. O_o pin pad horror
  84. faith in humanity dropping...
  85. How to Not Get a Job.
  86. A Princess,a landlord, and a jerky Canadian
  87. Way to screw us AND your Dad!
  88. I'm Apparently the In Store Therapist Now
  89. You know the answer you just don't know what you're saying
  90. "I'm late picking up my kids from school, and its your fault!"
  91. Monopoly Madness
  92. Cig ID Fail Sucky Customer
  93. What's with today today?
  94. Underwater
  95. Absolutely DISGUSTING
  96. The War on Christmas just got a whole lot nastier
  97. Wake-up calls don't have snooze buttons
  98. I called...um...you called...oh who the eff called who?!
  99. Quick dose of WTF
  100. Child Friendly
  101. Scammers: know your target!
  102. SECURITY!
  103. It's beginning to look a lot like Suck-mas
  104. I am not a fish
  105. Letter Of Apology
  106. If you order food, don't walk away
  107. Another helping of hotel horror stories
  108. TMI Please and Thanks
  109. Corn dog and Honey badgers (long)
  110. Stories From The Sandwich Shop
  111. Anger, ANGER.
  112. To The Customer's Husband Screaming In The Background
  113. 12 Items Or Less: A Difficult Concept
  114. I broke the quesadilla machine. (and instructions on how to order... slightly long)
  115. Wherein We Sing A Little Song
  116. That's Not Your Name. (Credit Card Woes)
  117. You didn't tell me it might get stolen, and ketchup drama
  118. I want an AK-47 for Christmas (not really kidding anymore)
  119. To The Royal Loyal Customer
  120. Why 14 year olds shouldn't run businesses
  121. Extension Roulette
  122. Short (and mad)
  123. So My Job DOES Have SCs!!
  124. SOMEONE Has A Stick Up Their Ass!
  125. How did you find your way out of bed this morning?
  126. No Pleasin' Some Folk...
  127. I Wish you Had Bought it...
  128. Wrong site and town buddy...
  129. Till =/= someone using it!!!
  130. TGIT....
  131. What The Actual Eff?
  132. SC posts complaint about me online
  133. How The *bleep* Did This Happen???
  134. Some more hotel guests who sucked big time
  135. A couple of shorties.
  136. Oh... you're offended? Then why are you still here?
  137. New job, first SCish prat.
  138. Failure to plan on your part.....
  139. Oh Hey! My Job Has EW's Too!!
  140. Sugar seizures, and what did you think was going to happen?
  141. A note to my customers
  142. I'm a liar, unkind, unprofessional, a know-it-all, the usual
  143. yeah it's OUR fault you didn't burn recovery discs...
  144. Don't go there kid...
  145. I have a new pet (epic)
  146. To The Big Pain In The Ass
  147. Would you like some cheese with your WHINE?
  148. Boob Juice
  149. Anyone know what he could mean by "game guide"?
  150. BOGO Buffoonery
  151. Soggy newspapers
  152. First Time Mother
  153. I'm on Break
  154. So apparently I'm making up government legislation
  155. I want YOUR money!!
  156. Infestations of SCs
  157. Mocking Customer
  158. I'm obviously smarter than you...
  159. What is your definition of "idiot"?
  160. This may not be the dumbest e-mail we've received...
  161. Coupon asshat.
  162. So many stories where to start?
  163. Wherein My Sexuality Is Challenged......Again
  164. My first truly sucky customer (Longish)
  165. It is free but I am unhappy..and other stories
  166. An assortment from CVS
  167. Wanna be SC "tried" to tell me off :)... "tried"
  168. Not sure who was sucky
  169. Managers and cws fault as usual!
  170. I don't KNOW her!!!!!!
  171. Why do they insist on tossing stuff at me?
  172. Give them an inch...
  173. There's one in every town
  174. Internet Orders
  175. Great, a spy has infiltrated my page
  176. Dodged a bullet with this SC...(or, How Dare You Pronounce The SC's Name Wrong)
  177. Meanie
  178. How dare she say that.
  179. Children working in hospitals
  180. Why don't you just do my job for me??
  181. How a Manager with a Spine responds to an SC
  182. Letters from Sucky Customers
  183. The Great Return
  184. So apparently I'm racist.
  185. Coffee Addiction
  186. yea you guess it - more hotel horror stories
  187. French Class selfish prats.
  188. Wanting something for nothing.
  189. Bad Check Guy
  190. Attention scam artists.... You cannot use a coupon if its worth more than the item!
  191. Our stores are too big? Too bad
  192. Thrift store drama
  193. Return Tag Swap Scam
  194. Stuck-up woman gets OWNED
  195. Secret Shoppers Suck
  196. Oh No, not the Assholery Clowns!
  197. Amazon Fail Jamboree
  198. Wherein We Find Many Questions, But Few Answers
  199. Move it or go...
  200. Complain about a true error, but dont Lie
  201. You're not the account holder
  202. An obvious troublemaker...
  203. Never Offer Tissues To Strangers...
  204. Playbook madness
  205. Not Optional
  206. The Milkmaid Cometh
  207. Day before Thanksgiving suckage
  208. Phone batteries and why we don't carry them... (long)
  209. And you called us WHY?
  210. SC does us a favour
  211. Black Friday Debriefing Thread 2011
  212. First Customer Ever to Make Me Cry
  213. Conviencence store Cacaphony!
  214. Thanksgiving Night Madness
  215. We are NOT a money changer!
  216. No, strangely enough, we don't give people free stuff.
  217. How did she stay on topic?
  218. If you stay, you have to pay.
  219. I Don't Care, I Still Need your ID.
  220. Black Friday in Canada? Madness! Also, a Walrus!
  221. EW buying shoes
  222. I Don't Have Time to Waste
  223. Common annoyances (long)
  224. Seriously people?
  225. Liar, Liar
  226. Raincheck woes
  227. Loud Mice Complaint (warning: may be gross)
  228. Impossible requests.
  229. Wherein We Receive Misplaced Holiday Cheer
  230. Minor Debit Card Suckage
  231. Adventures from my other job
  232. Mr. Snide and Ms. Stupid
  233. TV Assholes **LANGUAGE/RANTY**
  234. BUSTED
  235. How lazy can you get?
  236. The french lady
  237. Mr. A$$O and family
  238. Dammit Cohagen you got what you wanted, give these people air!
  239. crazy lady
  240. Gheble- (or the noise my brain makes some days)
  241. Frustrations of Self-Checkout
  242. Cutting off your nose to spite yourself
  243. How to Win Friends and Influence Family
  244. SCs revenge
  245. You got this when?
  246. No receipt, no item. Why did you even come here?
  247. Contracts = Legally Binding!
  248. Dear Crazy Amazon Lady
  249. pot meet kettle
  250. Do you know how much I'm worth?!