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- A Theatre of LIES!
- Surprise Yaoi
- The madness at work continues as waves of sucky customers hit me hard
- I forgot my mind-reading glasses
- Why is your line closed?
- You need to handle only ONE customer at a time!
- I Know Profiling Is Wrong, But...
- What part of "it's not working" do you not understand?
- Patience, man!
- Mr I-want-to-whinge-about-EVERYTHING
- Really? I have to explain THAT?
- Sucky, Stupid AND Blind...way to go for the trifecta.
- They're Really Trying My Pet Peeves Now!
- Coffee Woes
- When your name rhymes with Cupid..
- The Crazy Is Strong Lately
- They even follow you to the bathroom.....
- Apparently birdseed is perishable.
- Stuck in the bushes...
- Negoation FAIL
- How to Blow Things Out of Proportion (epic and full of karma)
- Astroturf
- Problems with dates and time
- Closing time is non negociable
- What exactly do you WANT?!
- whining like a three year old wont cut these lines down,bitch.
- Yes, that's a brilliant concept!
- Your wife doesn't work here........(bit long)
- $61 worth of fuckery
- What the hay is wrong with you people?
- Prank call (some language. NSFW)
- Words Fail Me...Just..Just Read This Post
- Thief!
- Insurance check woes
- Left my crystal ball at home
- Whiny Loony doesn't get her way EVEN after contacting spineless corporate (long)
- Didn't get much back, therefore you MUST have made a mistake!
- I'm not going the extra mile for this EW
- Jerk.
- A portrait of entitlement.
- Inhabitants of the Ghost Zone (Long)
- Eww. What is wrong with people?? (No bodily fluids involved, promise!)
- Wherein We Discover The Day Music Died
- New approach!
- "Thank you very much jackass"
- Complementary Chicken
- No I'm Not Helping You Violate Copyrights.... (Epic Length)
- The tale of the fake $100 bills.
- When X =/= X...
- Obnoxious Idiot
- Tales from Callcentra (long)
- Wherein I attempt to hold a candle to GK's posting style. Auto shop tales.
- Some more hotel horror stories
- The Hell that was Wednesday Part 1 *Long*
- Dog in the shop with stupid owner.
- This Is Why I Keep Records
- What do you mean my HDD is blank!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Yeah, sure we'll buy your software... O_o
- its only wednesday....(long and language)
- Don't care (bonus story at the end)
- About combs.
- Unable to operate sticky tape
- Phone-fun
- I'm seeing a pattern here...
- To The Crotchety Ol' Geezer
- Canada Sucks
- This was a real head-scratcher
- I'm Obnoxious...
- Rude phone c**t.
- Trick or Treat woes.
- Crappy Halloween
- Stuff Happens Without Your Approval
- Mr. Paranoid think we're stalking him
- the best ever hotel horror stories
- I forgot my mind reading today
- Packing bags too heavy and the bad day customer
- Halloween Round-Up 2011 ( Now With Bonus Homophobia~ )
- Upgrading Earth.
- dumb scammer
- Hit the button!
- O_o pin pad horror
- faith in humanity dropping...
- How to Not Get a Job.
- A Princess,a landlord, and a jerky Canadian
- Way to screw us AND your Dad!
- I'm Apparently the In Store Therapist Now
- You know the answer you just don't know what you're saying
- "I'm late picking up my kids from school, and its your fault!"
- Monopoly Madness
- Cig ID Fail Sucky Customer
- What's with today today?
- Underwater
- Absolutely DISGUSTING
- The War on Christmas just got a whole lot nastier
- Wake-up calls don't have snooze buttons
- I called...um...you called...oh who the eff called who?!
- Quick dose of WTF
- Child Friendly
- Scammers: know your target!
- SECURITY!
- It's beginning to look a lot like Suck-mas
- I am not a fish
- Letter Of Apology
- If you order food, don't walk away
- Another helping of hotel horror stories
- TMI Please and Thanks
- Corn dog and Honey badgers (long)
- Stories From The Sandwich Shop
- Anger, ANGER.
- To The Customer's Husband Screaming In The Background
- 12 Items Or Less: A Difficult Concept
- I broke the quesadilla machine. (and instructions on how to order... slightly long)
- Wherein We Sing A Little Song
- That's Not Your Name. (Credit Card Woes)
- You didn't tell me it might get stolen, and ketchup drama
- I want an AK-47 for Christmas (not really kidding anymore)
- To The Royal Loyal Customer
- Why 14 year olds shouldn't run businesses
- Extension Roulette
- Short (and mad)
- So My Job DOES Have SCs!!
- SOMEONE Has A Stick Up Their Ass!
- How did you find your way out of bed this morning?
- No Pleasin' Some Folk...
- I Wish you Had Bought it...
- Wrong site and town buddy...
- Till =/= someone using it!!!
- TGIT....
- What The Actual Eff?
- SC posts complaint about me online
- How The *bleep* Did This Happen???
- Some more hotel guests who sucked big time
- A couple of shorties.
- Oh... you're offended? Then why are you still here?
- New job, first SCish prat.
- Failure to plan on your part.....
- Oh Hey! My Job Has EW's Too!!
- Sugar seizures, and what did you think was going to happen?
- A note to my customers
- I'm a liar, unkind, unprofessional, a know-it-all, the usual
- yeah it's OUR fault you didn't burn recovery discs...
- Don't go there kid...
- I have a new pet (epic)
- To The Big Pain In The Ass
- Would you like some cheese with your WHINE?
- Boob Juice
- Anyone know what he could mean by "game guide"?
- BOGO Buffoonery
- Soggy newspapers
- First Time Mother
- I'm on Break
- So apparently I'm making up government legislation
- I want YOUR money!!
- Infestations of SCs
- Mocking Customer
- I'm obviously smarter than you...
- What is your definition of "idiot"?
- This may not be the dumbest e-mail we've received...
- Coupon asshat.
- So many stories where to start?
- Wherein My Sexuality Is Challenged......Again
- My first truly sucky customer (Longish)
- It is free but I am unhappy..and other stories
- An assortment from CVS
- Wanna be SC "tried" to tell me off :)... "tried"
- Not sure who was sucky
- Managers and cws fault as usual!
- I don't KNOW her!!!!!!
- Why do they insist on tossing stuff at me?
- Give them an inch...
- There's one in every town
- Internet Orders
- Great, a spy has infiltrated my page
- Dodged a bullet with this SC...(or, How Dare You Pronounce The SC's Name Wrong)
- Meanie
- How dare she say that.
- Children working in hospitals
- Why don't you just do my job for me??
- How a Manager with a Spine responds to an SC
- Letters from Sucky Customers
- The Great Return
- So apparently I'm racist.
- Coffee Addiction
- yea you guess it - more hotel horror stories
- French Class selfish prats.
- Wanting something for nothing.
- Bad Check Guy
- Attention scam artists.... You cannot use a coupon if its worth more than the item!
- Our stores are too big? Too bad
- Thrift store drama
- Return Tag Swap Scam
- Stuck-up woman gets OWNED
- Secret Shoppers Suck
- Oh No, not the Assholery Clowns!
- Amazon Fail Jamboree
- Wherein We Find Many Questions, But Few Answers
- Move it or go...
- Complain about a true error, but dont Lie
- You're not the account holder
- An obvious troublemaker...
- Never Offer Tissues To Strangers...
- Playbook madness
- Not Optional
- The Milkmaid Cometh
- Day before Thanksgiving suckage
- Phone batteries and why we don't carry them... (long)
- And you called us WHY?
- SC does us a favour
- Black Friday Debriefing Thread 2011
- First Customer Ever to Make Me Cry
- Conviencence store Cacaphony!
- Thanksgiving Night Madness
- We are NOT a money changer!
- No, strangely enough, we don't give people free stuff.
- How did she stay on topic?
- If you stay, you have to pay.
- I Don't Care, I Still Need your ID.
- Black Friday in Canada? Madness! Also, a Walrus!
- EW buying shoes
- I Don't Have Time to Waste
- Common annoyances (long)
- Seriously people?
- Liar, Liar
- Raincheck woes
- Loud Mice Complaint (warning: may be gross)
- Impossible requests.
- Wherein We Receive Misplaced Holiday Cheer
- Minor Debit Card Suckage
- Adventures from my other job
- Mr. Snide and Ms. Stupid
- TV Assholes **LANGUAGE/RANTY**
- BUSTED
- How lazy can you get?
- The french lady
- Mr. A$$O and family
- Dammit Cohagen you got what you wanted, give these people air!
- crazy lady
- Gheble- (or the noise my brain makes some days)
- Frustrations of Self-Checkout
- Cutting off your nose to spite yourself
- How to Win Friends and Influence Family
- SCs revenge
- You got this when?
- No receipt, no item. Why did you even come here?
- Contracts = Legally Binding!
- Dear Crazy Amazon Lady
- pot meet kettle
- Do you know how much I'm worth?!
- SC yells at us because someone hit his car
- Thieving son
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