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  1. Emails that make my hobby so not worth while...
  2. You sir, Mr Customer, are a pervert!
  3. Truth is a precious commodity around here....
  4. We do NOT give change mini stories!
  5. How should I know YOUR friend?
  6. I'm sure you can figure that out on your own!
  7. Sucky Students (with consequences!)
  8. No, I don't want to have a threesome with you.
  9. Short one from today
  10. You are banned. You go bye bye.
  11. Sir, this area is employees onl...WHAT THE F***! I DID NOT NEED TO SEE THAT!
  12. I Want Gift Cards!
  13. Just a quick one...
  14. Utterly disgusting, no compassion, (LONG, sorry)
  15. Yes "smurfsandponies.com" dropped the ball..
  16. cheerleaders,and boy scouts warning: nasty language
  17. Tales from Winter Festival (politically incorrect and somewhat vulgar. But funny.)
  18. Whore
  19. strange phone call
  20. Free parking promotion is a mess; Long post
  21. Ma'am, you forgot something.
  22. Sig Capture pad crazy
  23. "Simplicity" At Its Not So Finest.
  24. Sorry We Made Sure You Were OK
  25. corporate told me you'd fix it for free!!!!
  26. Do I sign this? Broken record time! Also, Poker!
  27. Eek!!!!
  28. Wherein We Invent The Perfect Holiday Gift
  29. Wherein I dabble in carpentry, self-help and stand-up comedy
  30. I think I've got an eBay scammer on my hands
  31. to a donations customer
  32. Can someone explain the logic here???
  33. You don't have to be such a hag about it...
  34. "Why is this so difficult??"
  35. More phone dumbassery
  36. Ewww! Ever hear of a wallet??
  37. The employee is always right, ma'am!
  38. Closing time is non-negotiable... except when it is.
  39. The Adventures of Scruffy, Scruffles, Spangles, Spanky, Snuffles, Sprinkles and Steve
  40. Shoplifter Left Something Behind
  41. Twits and Twats
  42. A Lack of Prep on Your Part.....You Know How it Goes
  43. The stupid, it burns! Help! My brain!
  44. Bad Math?????
  45. SC gets pwned.
  46. You need the money so you will do what I want!
  47. Shoplifter ignored my warning... LONG
  48. exclusions...gift cards....and stay out of my drawer!
  49. Ernest? Is that you?
  50. No receipt, no return
  51. Yeah, nice try
  52. BAHH!!!! I hate today soooo much. Seriously. Long.
  53. Blatant Lies
  54. So the store was robbed...
  55. Ya Wanker!
  56. Oh gawd, I hate you so damn much (soooo long)
  57. Don't use your kid to score drug money
  58. So I offended Someone!
  59. More mini stories from the depths of retail!
  60. Wherein We Provide Musical Inspiration
  61. We are not a drunk tank
  62. Saturday Stupidity . . . .
  63. In which I ruined Christmas
  64. So you will outright question my integrity? (eBay)
  65. I used to be a good customer, then I took an arrow to the knee...
  66. Funny description of a complaint
  67. I LOVE when jerks visit me at work...
  68. Well, that was a waste of time.
  69. I told you so, sir....
  70. Credit Cards and Suck minis
  71. I Really Truly Hate People Sometimes! (Long)
  72. Did I go back in time?
  73. Scammers, idiots, and crazies
  74. How dare you be OPEN at that time!
  75. Don't touch me!
  76. Free refill on same visit only =/= Refills whenever
  77. Sucky General COntractor
  78. No, the cust is not always right
  79. To The Screaming Bitch
  80. Twas The Night Before Christmas
  81. Guy was a douche, but I'm not too mad about it. (Language)
  82. Rude Old Man
  83. Where every store has broken the law.
  84. Tis the season, for whining and forging.
  85. Paper produce bags, green hair and ?!?
  86. The Nemesis
  87. It is Not. My. Fault!
  88. Hired a Lawyer? Really?
  89. I don't think so... with a side of haha
  90. I'll sue you for calling 911 for me!
  91. Come on, we're leaving!
  92. Cashier Pet Peeves
  93. To Mr. Sour Grapes
  94. Price changes
  95. You were told!
  96. Wherein one of Gravekeeper's customers visits my store
  97. If you don't want to hear about your friend's injuries here...
  98. Wherein We Use The F Word With Unsettling Frequency
  99. Always so expensive!!
  100. Don't play this game with me, lady
  101. Black Friday: Pub Edition
  102. Water is too hot.
  103. No I'm not doing that and no one else does either...
  104. Crazy knife lady and BONUS: T-Pain's Towels.
  105. It's not like his job is that hard!
  106. That's not for you to decide, sir....
  107. Talking to a wall.
  108. "I bet you hate us huh?"
  109. Well this is a first for me...
  110. Wow. Took me this long to get my first SC of the Holiday Season.
  111. Toolbelt: check. Gauges: check. Keys: check. Pepper spray: ...aw, crap.
  112. Sort of redeemed herself at the end
  113. Yahoo is psychic!
  114. What the heck are you SMOKING?
  115. Today at the library...
  116. Regular Suckiness (long)
  117. My brain goes 'splodey!
  118. It's the most craptacular time of the year...
  119. Bread Hag
  120. Pet Peeves - Breakfast Greed
  121. You want us to WHAT?!!!
  122. Christmas songs
  123. The Fight! (Sorta long)
  124. You can't do that in retail
  125. I'm Busy
  126. Let the dumb one in
  127. Mytical...master of time and space...
  128. It's there for my kid to break!
  129. A heartwarming holiday story
  130. I have reached the bottom of the pit of stupid
  131. A New Twist on ID Fun.
  132. Tis' The Season for Suckiness . . .
  133. The holiday shopper
  134. Really?!!
  135. I can't splash the walls!!!!elevinty!!!
  136. A slightly unreasonable demand
  137. WTF?
  138. To The Motormouth
  139. How much did he smoke?
  140. Have these people never been to a concert before?
  141. Her Short Bus Was Late To Pick Her Up....
  142. Yesterday was the worst day of the Christmas season
  143. Black Friday 2
  144. What was he on and where can i get some?
  145. To the Sexist Jerk
  146. The SCs before Christmas
  147. Pre-emptive "I HATE Gift cards" thread for week of Dec. 26
  148. Lottery Superstition! (Bit long)
  149. T'was the night before christmas... (long)
  150. Christmas Day at your local <my store>
  151. Crazy Christmas Stalker
  152. I'm sorry, but your child is being more mature than you...
  153. 'Twas the Day After Christmas
  154. $5 dollars off every $25 you spend....
  155. Your service says 24/7 but it's not REALLY 24/7!!!
  156. My dad's Ebay customer whine
  157. Fuck You very much.
  158. You'll Get Whiplash Like That
  159. This SC couple made me SNAP.
  160. I was probably a bit sucky, but still....
  161. Scam Me Once, Shame On Me. Scam Me Twice, I KEEL U!
  162. 2000 Amy's.
  163. SC lies about me in survey
  164. Selective hearing much?
  165. It's a public computer; get your own if you want unlimited access
  166. Whiny seniors
  167. Liars and annoyers and bad breath - oh my!
  168. trying to make us close late on purpose
  169. Confused Old Asshat
  170. Belt at my register broken, resulting in unhappy sucky customers
  171. Congratulations - A douchebag is you
  172. She's Back
  173. I want my coupons back!
  174. In Which My Client is a Directionally Challenged Timelord
  175. Cig asshattery and bonus pharmacy suck
  176. Imma blow up your office and beat you up!
  177. On Pancho Villa's extensive filmography
  178. Last Chance to Annoy the Tow Man for 2011
  179. The dumbest thing I've heard in a while
  180. My last customer of a day and a few others.
  181. I want silk and cashmere for my butt!!
  182. I Offered to Check the Price
  183. Trio of Tragedy
  184. Didn't You Hear What I Just Said?
  185. Cigarettes and non IDs
  186. gas pumps and idiots
  187. My life wants a refund... (long)
  188. The Stupid And Suck Just Would Not End!
  189. Self-Scan Stupidity
  190. Try thinking before you speak.....
  191. Wherein We Ruin Many A Christmas
  192. "I AM THE CUSTOMER!!!"
  193. I can't give you change if we don't have any!
  194. Yes, I understand
  195. Online Booking Tomfoolery
  196. Just a few I've been saving...
  197. Post-Christmas Suck
  198. Casino wars - Revenge of the "Fallers"
  199. Dear Ebay Moron
  200. A streak maybe...?????
  201. Now that I'm less ragey... (Long, as always)
  202. You mean it gets disconnected if I don't pay?
  203. I think my jaw is still on the floor.
  204. I Can't Help You If You Lie To Me!
  205. Oh January at Callcentra. Long
  206. ccrazy hotel guests
  207. happy new year...bleh
  208. Scammer? Idiot? Yes?
  209. Two Years Later and I'm Still Pissed (Starring drunk police)
  210. Bartending Story
  211. I can't make this simpler, I swear
  212. We can't override the system = we can't override the system
  213. Canaduh
  214. yeah that still counts
  215. Another tale from the returns desk
  216. Your ignorance amuses me
  217. Free isn't even good enough for some people now...
  218. "I Hate Drunk People"
  219. Christmas clearance sales make for sucky customers
  220. to the hairball customer
  221. Dumbass Teen Driver
  222. Dumb Shoplifter
  223. There's Always One
  224. You must match what's displayed on the register!
  225. All four letter words apply within
  226. Scammer
  227. Buying a Telephone
  228. Wherein ( Fashion ) Mistakes Are Made
  229. Recent doses of irritation
  230. I think we had a scam attempt last night
  231. You're missing the point...
  232. Car analogies....
  233. Could you hold my hand and wipe my arse to?
  234. What more do you want?!
  235. Slight Mishaps
  236. Return an item..without returning it
  237. Passive aggressive SC
  238. First Towing Tidbits of Twenty Twelve
  239. Have a Kleenex? Then Go Away!
  240. There is nothing wrong with it.
  241. All in the space of four hours
  242. The $6000 refund
  243. Rich Old Fart
  244. I'll admit it, I lied to a customer once
  245. Here we go with spinelessness again
  246. Meat Thieves
  247. 2 holidays...within a week...(long)
  248. Tales of the Lounge (Frat Boy Edition)
  249. "I'm a non-person!"
  250. Expires today so I can't use it today