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  1. "I'm a non-person!"
  2. Expires today so I can't use it today
  3. Yay, actual good corporate decision!
  4. Please learn the difference.
  5. The Steps of a Transaction: A Guide for Bustice Customers
  6. But I'm buying so much! No you're not.
  7. Wherein I Pen My Last Wishes
  8. How an SC *thinks* returns should work
  9. Who needs logic anyway
  10. Many Little Annoyances
  11. They're like BEES!
  12. In which I am not a Chinese sweatshop worker
  13. Not smiling because your passive-aggressive "jokes" aren't funny
  14. little short pwnage.....
  15. The Ideas Some People Come Up With
  16. Rain checks
  17. Well Wouldn't That Be Convenient...
  18. Sorry, you don't suck quite enough...
  19. Stupid Shoplifter
  20. Why didn't you read my mind?!?
  21. the weirdest unfunniest guy ever -_-
  22. I would be better employed in ending you...
  23. You're ruining our x-mas sales!
  24. had to threaten police eviction
  25. Princess Entitlement
  26. Night Before Snowpocolypse Weirdness
  27. Optimistic
  28. Drive-by Consumer Advocacy
  29. Parade of The Dramatic . . .
  30. Thief!
  31. We Didn't Start the Fire
  32. In Which We Are Threatened With A Lawsuit
  33. Coupons and wrong prices
  34. Sucks on the blackjack table - long!!
  35. Nasty Drama Queen Customer
  36. "You've ruined my wedding!"
  37. Today we got threatened with the police, the FTC, and the BBB.
  38. Disgusting people in the restroom
  39. WHAT THE F***?!?!? (warning:gross)
  40. Wonderful start to my holidays. (some language, longish)
  41. I'm not sure I'd like to be a fly on the wall when this SC talks to management.
  42. That's Illegal I'm calling the COPS !!!!!!!!
  43. Crazy wrap lady and other fast food customers.
  44. Customers put the F.U. in fun.
  45. Wherein We Take Bargain Hunting To A New Level
  46. But she's only 19!
  47. Deluded Doctor Who Fanboy
  48. "free" samples
  49. It's tax season, let the madness begin.
  50. Irksome
  51. Laura Ashley does not employ on-site babysitters...
  52. The stress has given me eczema!
  53. The Manager's Response
  54. Another end of shift ruined
  55. I see NO Value in your hotel!
  56. It's just a rewards card, not the Holy Grail!
  57. How dare I question the perfection of SC's bank?
  58. Commission Woes
  59. Food Bank Donation Fun Time! (With Assorted Nuts)
  60. Boo hoo! and other petty complaints
  61. How am I supposed to be more discreet?!?
  62. We don't take bills over $20.
  63. It's started already.
  64. Over react much
  65. Bright Ideas and Hostages
  66. Wish I could tell you why your wrong
  67. We do not haggle - stop it!
  68. Another one? Really?
  69. Wherein Irv is fondled by a loony old lady
  70. Scams, cheaps, and ODs
  71. That girl's 'bout as sharp as a bowling ball.... bowling ball that is!
  72. I love pawning stupid people
  73. All the other kids with the pumped up kicks, you better run
  74. The days I wish I had a punching bag...
  75. Tales From the Lounge: Cheapskate Edition
  76. Another example of SC time
  77. Well I guess I am an idiot...
  78. You really don't need to do that...
  79. Sexual harassment at the blackjack table
  80. To the SC who couldn't properly enter the car wash code this morning...
  81. Paying tax... suddenly optional?
  82. I think you've effectively eliminated your chances of working here, ever.
  83. Better put your boots on....(LONG)
  84. Yep - more hotel horror stories
  85. So what do you want ME to do about it?
  86. Don't pee on me and call it rain.
  87. you just want to spread "unhappy".
  88. You keep using that word...
  89. Your name dropping does not impress
  90. I had to call managers 2x today
  91. The Horrible Mother Award goes to....
  92. Old but Good
  93. Wouldn't believe it if I hadn't seen it myself
  94. No, but I do understand what you are saying.
  95. Possible complaint because I didn't understand the term she used
  96. Another Damn Senior Day (gross)
  97. Free Speech
  98. A smorgasboard of suck (long)
  99. I can't s**t out more parking
  100. Cheat the system 'cuz I'm stupid!
  101. Two bananas and a prong
  102. Not Even If You Ask Nicely
  103. Where is the BBQ Sauce coming from!?
  104. EET DONT WORK (Amazon people make me cry)
  105. Some WTF moments . . . .
  106. Beat the Prices down?
  107. OMG, This isn't Rocket Science!
  108. If you are smart enough to find us, you can get a room
  109. I work in a fucking adult preschool, I swear...
  110. This just happened - hotel fun!
  111. I think I'm entitled to something.
  112. Customer Reported Me For Not Working Off the Clock
  113. The CS Bossa Nova Down Under
  114. I was throwing things into your bags?!
  115. Stupid questions will be answered with sarcasm.
  116. Bloody idiot!!!
  117. I would have said NO NO NO
  118. Disabled?
  119. I swear to god.
  120. Tales from the petrol station
  121. Educated man and MADISON!
  122. The ring of the phone is now making me cringe
  123. Name Dropping and Name Confusion
  124. Why yes I have all the answers
  125. "I'm not saying you're lying..." But you are!
  126. Can I tell you what I really want to say?
  127. Abandon all Memory and/or Planning, Ye Who Enter Here
  128. I'm security not a babysitter
  129. All In is not a joke
  130. He caught the wrong end of the chainsaw?
  131. Vegas memories
  132. Definitely drunk, possibly crazy?
  133. Jurisdictionally Challenged
  134. Overreacting (long)
  135. News Flash! If you don't have any money.....
  136. The "Blind" Man and the Seeing Eye Dog
  137. To the guy who....
  138. Is that Canadian?
  139. I know I'm losing patience, but I still think the kid deserved a slap!
  140. Oh, sweet, sweet karma.
  141. The Dastardly Cigarette Conspiracy - Long, sorry
  142. "Hi, I have a 10 inch cock" And Other "Romantic" Tomfoolery
  143. Is It March Yet?
  144. That's not good enough
  145. We're Not Paying Any Fees
  146. No smoking
  147. Whitney Houston and Breaking dawn
  148. Argh, let me do my job already! (rant)
  149. The Phone Lady
  150. Please Pay Attention
  151. "It Would be so Much Fun to Work Here!" Said the Idiot
  152. "You snarled-ed-ed at me!"
  153. etiquette, or fishing for the answer they want to hear
  154. Catering hell (Long, language, gross)
  155. Craigslist scammers - UGH!
  156. Wherein I Return To Form
  157. Please don't tell me how and what to sell in my shop...
  158. PARENTS!
  159. "I'm really desperate!" ...then stop arguing with me!
  160. Hi, Manassas!
  161. Some Valentines Day Encounters
  162. I think you failed a Spot Check
  163. if this is what the govt is hiring...
  164. Thanks for the business tips
  165. Food stamp fun (part a huge Oops!)
  166. Where's the microwave?
  167. The Tow Files: Not Much Love for Me on V-Day
  168. Lying to me about your car getting towed...
  169. How not to be threatening
  170. Words cannot describe what lies within (long)
  171. logical? not in this world...
  172. She absolutely, possitively did not want to get off the machine-long
  173. A bad one
  174. Passion of the Key
  175. Open Letter to the Members of Customers Suck
  176. The amazing flying taco
  177. So epic, we threw a party when they checked out (very, very long)
  178. Odd Night at the C-Store
  179. Reading Comprehension? WHUZZAT
  180. First Exorcism of the Year (long)
  181. A balloon and a bottom fall in love. (Little language)
  182. Happy Birthday! Here's something you had all along!
  183. Gaia marketplace: my shit ain't free
  184. "You guys will have bigger problems."
  185. "Do you treat all your customers like that?"
  186. You don't deserve to have a job
  187. "that's not my job"
  188. "Its false advertisement!", no you just can't read
  189. Pregnancy, children, and their irrelevance in my line of work (language)
  190. Why is the tech in the bathroom????
  191. Sold out night
  192. Impersonation
  193. The door says pull. Why don't I push on it for a while?
  194. Those Who Wish to be Argabargaed, Please Line up to the Right....
  195. Way past blue screen of death
  196. Sexual Harrassment Radius
  197. Luggage carts
  198. How dare they approve my auto loan!
  199. Someone had a bowlful of Sucky Charms!
  200. Alert, Bitch at 9:00!
  201. Cussed-Out By 'Gangster' Wannabe
  202. I Hate You, Cheap People!!
  203. The fun never ends
  204. I said I'm not Satisfied.
  205. You Need To Stop Talking About Kevin
  206. How do I deal with this guy?
  207. Professional pwnage.
  208. Suck from the pharmacy (long)
  209. Take the hint
  210. What do you do with the piss you take?
  211. Gimmie my money!
  212. Yeah, good luck with that.
  213. Oh for the love of....
  214. Please stop asking us for obituaries
  215. Complaints to nowhere
  216. Wherein I Destroy a Client's Dreams and Spirit
  217. Scary? No, more comical actually
  218. Probably unprofessional this time
  219. I'm not paying any more! RARRRRRRRRRRR
  220. Lots of Money, No Sense. Hina's adventures in telebanking
  221. So, you're too good to acknowledge me?
  222. Room Involuntarily Vacated
  223. Met a super secret top security clearence guy...
  224. Dear National Enquirer
  225. What size shoe does a "blank" year old wear?
  226. No, our competitor can NOT set you up with our service!
  227. Spillage At Aisle Three
  228. I work retail, NOT tech support!
  229. No we cannot take altered documents
  230. My first sucks
  231. Private info.
  232. Dont do drugs mkayy
  233. We're closed! Get the Hell Out!
  234. Way to get into the spirit of the CHARITY auction
  235. hello again
  236. Did your mommy ever tell you you're special?
  237. Baby talkers
  238. Moving up in the world
  239. Cutting off your nose to spite your face
  240. I'm Supposed to Do What You Said?
  241. Cashing your Sanity Cheque. Hina's further adventures in telebanking
  242. This one Blew my Mind
  243. creepy smelly old man!
  244. Die, Cell Phones, Die!!
  245. Y'all Gotta Talk To The WHITE PEOPLE!
  246. A Little Late but funny
  247. Yes its the stores fault......2 stories
  248. Where's my 5 dollars????????????
  249. 2 oustanding ones from last night
  250. I don't want to alarm you, but there may be a boogie man or boogie men in the hotel.