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  1. I've HAD IT. (Seraph Snaps, long post)
  2. $49.99 =/=$50. Also Wednesday =/=Thursday
  3. I was called a wetback
  4. RSVPd then never showed.
  5. People that have really pissed me off lately.
  6. People don't know how to operate doors
  7. Messy Sandwich
  8. To Mr. Gold Member
  9. Store 6, Mom 0, Son -25
  10. How to shoot a legitimate complaint straight to hell
  11. The Chronicles of the Drama Queen (long)
  12. Jerk I dealt with recently
  13. The one that everyone hates...
  14. In Which A Would-Be Thief Gets the Fear of God Put Into Him
  15. Smelly Santa
  16. It's the end of the world as we know it
  17. Customer got owned
  18. I Had to Pack My Own Bags
  19. Patience is a virtue
  20. Disgustingly gross
  21. they need an attitude adjustment
  22. I am a Racist and a Thief. Everyone should sue me. (Long)
  23. "Can you read?"
  24. Cheeky SC- I work for free now.
  25. For....Wan wan
  26. I'll never let go
  27. Security Guard Blues (New job!)
  28. Scrungetta (long, pwned SC)
  29. Things relay users need to stop doing
  30. Is this too hard for you?
  31. War is Heck.
  32. "You should learn that"
  33. The Idiot and the Silly Girl.
  34. Way to be on-time...(humorous, language warning)
  35. Bite me!
  36. Really, you can stop worrying about this.
  37. You actually thought that was a good plan?
  38. My New Favorite Word
  39. Bad fake ID!
  40. Cable Customers: Fact is Fiction & Fiction is Stupid
  41. Brilliant Plan! Except For The Whole ID Thing.
  42. The Perfect Family's Night Out
  43. The Reservation Is Listed As TMI
  44. Some Common Discourtesy and EWishness
  45. Angry birds...in a department store!
  46. How mean can you get?
  47. politely sort of sucky
  48. A funny SC!
  49. Bursting into tears over customers...
  50. Apparently I'm a racist motherf***er.
  51. Got one over on an EW
  52. Caught Dumping Trash On Our Property!
  53. Evidently the SC was Me :(
  54. Threats, Tantrums and Theft Taunts
  55. highlights of the day
  56. And your point was....?
  57. Stopped an SC right in their tracks
  58. The guy who would not take no for an answer.
  59. I'm not an elevator operator
  60. It would help if you were clear, or The Lost Books
  61. My first sucky customers at new job...
  62. Oh Limp Dicks...(NSFW)
  63. Today inspired me to make my first post
  64. Annoying person!
  65. But you drove through the drive thru...
  66. I can't believe you won't help me!
  67. $600 chargeback request?
  68. Escaping dildos
  69. You tell me to stop turning off the light, and I get punished?
  70. The Tow Files: MayDay Edition
  71. Puddlejumper
  72. First SC for me at the Way of the Sub
  73. it's all those little things
  74. Fighting for work
  75. Do I really want to know?
  76. Get it off the website.
  77. Sir, Pond Scum Are More Worthy Than You
  78. "Do you understand what an emergency is?" *warning...language"
  79. Grits
  80. You are being robbed! Oh wait. . . you're not.
  81. Episode Guide
  82. Check Chaos
  83. SNAKES!!!!!!!!!
  84. Two airheads walk into a store
  85. Weird-Ass Call.
  86. If you had just listened to me, you would not have looked so stupid. (long)
  87. Sorry, Wrong Number
  88. Encounters in the 8 neighborhoods(long)
  89. I've Noticed This a lot.
  90. High Maintenance!
  91. Funny: Do you know who I am?
  92. "Get yourself fired for me! Come on, help a friend out!"
  93. You ASKED me to call you!
  94. Wherein I'm Accused of Racism AGAIN + Parking Suck
  95. Its Been a Long, Long Week (EPIC, long, pics)
  96. Tattoos are not an ID
  97. A Likely Story
  98. Graduation Week
  99. we're closed!....
  100. You ruined Mother's Day!!!!!!!!!!
  101. Don't Rush Me...
  102. Learn when to call the police!
  103. To all patrons of all casinos everywhere
  104. Closed.. as in not open! (LONG)
  105. SCs of the Renaissiance
  106. The Drunks & The Camera
  107. I've got a tip for you...
  108. The old woman on the hill
  109. NO ID + Idiot + note from parents = headache
  110. Holy crap, I almost gave a customer some high velocity lead poisoning
  111. Man wants to report us to the government
  112. Wal Mart Gives Out Handicap Permits!?
  113. Suspicious and Annoying
  114. Apparently, I'm just being "difficult"
  115. Retail Fun
  116. Arrogant jerk
  117. You want a WHAT discount?
  118. I don't memorize the names and locations of cigarettes
  119. still haunts me
  120. Pending headache...
  121. You, sir, are an A**hat.
  122. The kind of SC I like to see!
  123. Choke on the Stupid
  124. Who, Where, What, When
  125. Sorry for the inconvenience...but this bitch ain't serving you a sandwich!
  126. Yelling Doesn't Do You Good!
  127. I'm gonna call your company about this!
  128. SC wants ME disciplined
  129. A Tale of Two Suckies
  130. Have Cart Will Travel
  131. What the hell would make you want this?
  132. "Your answer does not please me."
  133. Just Because You Can, Doesn't Mean You Should
  134. Round and round and round....
  135. My Last Day of Work, Time to castigate some SC's
  136. The Great Cornbread Caper
  137. All-purpose center, Xanax and a green bike
  138. Blind, or just stupid. (Long)
  139. A short tale of toilet paper and stupid
  140. I think I lost a guest...
  141. The Pot and the Kettle
  142. How exactly am I supposed to resolve your complaint if you flee the building?
  143. I Wasn't Reasonable Enough
  144. Your Call Will Be Monitored and Reported For Harassment
  145. I cant hear you!
  146. Silly thieves
  147. A little late to ask for a refund
  148. Your password is not 'show tables...."
  149. A possible attempt at a scam?
  150. I can't help you if you don't tell me what you want
  151. Possible Parent of the Year nominee
  152. Taking things literally!
  153. "Rev those engines louder. I can't hear how small your dicks are." -J2K
  154. A Variety of SC's- slight language- long
  155. The Grinch Who Stole Summer
  156. Drunken water guy
  157. No, no you CAN'T come back! (pretty long)
  158. "Online exclusive" means I call you, right?
  159. Denied a basic human right????
  160. First SC of the year
  161. Sucky day with weird questions and strange customers!
  162. Ripping our shelf labels out
  163. What time is it? It's stupid scammer time.
  164. Wierd, no gross, no wierd AND gross!
  165. god i hate young guys!!!!
  166. Credit cards are mandatory
  167. Sucky Celebrity Customer
  168. Zoning in and out
  169. Wherein We Fear The Contents Of The Box
  170. Buy a car maybe? (Long)
  171. Running out of time!
  172. I don't have my coupon AND the other store lets me do it!! (long, sorry)
  173. Ranting up the wrong tree!
  174. Why do they do it?
  175. When the Fun stops
  176. May we present the “Strike the Set” show! (long)
  177. The rudest customer I've ever spoken to....
  178. You mean I'm not already there?
  179. Wherein I'm a "Little Sneak"
  180. Answering Back to a Customer Backfires...slightly
  181. “Singer” from hell
  182. Whole Wheat is NOT a sub...what do you want on it?
  183. I don't have my receipt but your employee didn't give me my shoes
  184. Tryme?!?! wins again, DESK clerks are Gods
  185. Greetings from your friendly gas station clerk!
  186. It's Not A Difficult Concept...
  187. Credit Card Idiocy
  188. The Week of EPIC Suck :(
  189. I'm closed when I say I'm closed
  190. Store Thieves
  191. Never had to wait this long
  192. The 3 Ps: Porn, Pee and Princess
  193. My life is more Important then ANYONES..ew
  194. Fun with phones
  195. We're Not a Charity
  196. I didn't do it.
  197. I demand that you change the rules for me!
  198. Here is my imaginary voucher; I insist you take it.
  199. Did the Customer Lie? You be the Judge!
  200. This is Ridiculous
  201. Sorry for wanting to keep your kid safe
  202. Creepy Much?
  203. Rejecting Reality And Substituting Their Own *IMAGES!!*
  204. Coupons do NOT work that way!
  205. Old Woman on the Hill (phone edition) and the guy who doesnt know where he lives.
  206. Sucky Restraunteur is Sucky (Still)
  207. Minor suckages at a pretty nice carnival
  208. Sucky Movie Set Tales (long, multiple stories)
  209. Bike horns and pet toys
  210. It's the little things things that make me want to kill them
  211. The Stink, It Burns!
  212. Three Hours Before Your Flight...
  213. Sister's Problem
  214. (longish)No, I can't rewrite corporates return policy for you.
  215. What is a "Queen Room"?
  216. “Crew Only” means just that!
  217. Dropping a load (gross)
  218. You won't help me! and other tales
  219. It's for ummmm INSULIN! Yeah that's it!!!
  220. Pop quiz time again!
  221. This is not your home!
  222. I knew it would happen eventually...
  223. The Auctioneer
  224. Tales from the call center.
  225. Bingo SCs
  226. "It's Not REALLY A Crime...
  227. I wish I could have refused...
  228. For once, I'd like us to CLOSE on time...
  229. Share of the Blame Cake
  230. I want to scream at the Parking office
  231. Screaming mimi's
  232. Damit! Dammit! DAMMIT! YOU BROKE THE RULES!!!!!
  233. Light off & no one there=closed
  234. Divas
  235. You HAVE to open an account for me!
  236. In which I'm accused of Tellytubbyism. (HUGE, bring snacks)
  237. Stark contrasts in parenting.
  238. Helps if you tell me what you see, not what you want to see
  239. What do you think I mean by "password"?
  240. You sir, are a moron. + Bonus
  241. Quick takes from the Kwik-E-Mart
  242. To The End Luser Lady
  243. This woman yelled at me, then came BACK just to yell at me again!!
  244. the two SCs from yesterday
  245. Then take me to jail!! Customer got owned!
  246. You Have No Idea How Funny Y'all Are!
  247. Price Matches, coupons, and a hundred dollar bill
  248. Estate Madness (Looooonnnngg)
  249. I WANNA GO TO TEH MOON!?
  250. The Neverending Journey