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  1. We're a library, why would we have change?
  2. Tales from the World of Wally.....
  3. Ya gotta do something.
  4. File This Under Stupid (and Drunk) Criminals!
  5. So I was assaulted
  6. I Submit to Your Non-Exsistant Authority
  7. Oh the joys of a game store! (somewhat long)
  8. Apparently we are the worst people
  9. Learn to read!
  10. Yet another return saga.
  11. Next time, you can die of thirst
  12. To Mrs. Interruptasaurus Rex
  13. Father's Day
  14. Language Barrier Hilarity
  15. SOARing with Turkeys, 2012 edition
  16. Some things you shouldn't buy used...
  17. dear caller:
  18. You might be a customer, but you're not talking to me that way bitch.
  19. I demand restitution
  20. I can't control every thing!
  21. In which I PWN an ISP salesman!
  22. Ruined My Day (Long)
  23. Who threw the dog food, woof...woof...
  24. Fine,I'll take my money somewhere else.
  25. Checking out of normal
  26. One for our side
  27. Are you blind??
  28. Apparently I Was Being Disresepctful
  29. That mysterious, non-existant backroom
  30. Making the guest look stupid?
  31. So, I required police intervention at work yesterday...
  32. Hotel Robbed at gunpoint
  33. farmville addicts
  34. Craigslist suck
  35. Book Sale annoyance + Bonus Sighting
  36. More Car Installation Stupidity
  37. Week of Suck in the Petrol Station
  38. All I need is a call example
  39. That Would Require Me to HAVE Any...
  40. Flashback of Suck
  41. Not so sucky
  42. "Machine no good!"
  43. Look out your window. Now look at your TV. Now back out your window.
  44. you got a bun in the oven or what
  45. Mondays Melt My Brain
  46. Game store story of SCness!
  47. 'They don't listen!' and negligence galore!
  48. Worth more than money
  49. Stupid real life questions
  50. The SCs crawled out of the woodwork today
  51. Overheard
  52. Make Up Your Effin Mind!
  53. I'll do it. I won't like it...But i'll do it. (warning for some grossness)
  54. You're Fired as a Customer (Long, emails)
  55. Just go home.
  56. All new lows (my brain hurts now)
  57. He Should Have Called CNN . . .
  58. If your kids is ill mannered and hyper.
  59. Dear Incoming New Student....
  60. Thanks for stealing our soap
  61. Tales from Foodlandia
  62. Our whole bakery is a lie
  63. Terrible Parents
  64. Takes an idiot to destroy a villiage
  65. I'm not sure if it's a lack of shame or just self respect
  66. Weird Questions
  67. The world really is stupid
  68. Almost swore...
  69. I don't think you understand how this works
  70. Do I look like a mind-reader, buddy? and other tales
  71. Pointless, stupid, pathetic theft
  72. Wait for it...
  73. Yes, this is our carding policy, don't be an ass about it!
  74. In which I swear at a "customer"
  75. Pricing complaints
  76. Ub ub buh? Hilarity Warning
  77. I'm not smiling because I'm in the middle of four things
  78. I'm new!!! I hate people!!!! (very long)
  79. Was it worth it to ya? (aka Fire the Nuclear Wessels)
  80. D&D Camp Days 1&2 - Obstreperous Kidlets and Unacceptable Assistants
  81. I love the smell of Karma in the afternoon.....
  82. Piled Higher and Deeper
  83. Long One This Time
  84. I made a woman cry?
  85. "You mean I have to bring it IN??"
  86. Happy Dependence Day
  87. Customers who don't want a manager but they want to complain
  88. Oh so you're an environmentalist are you?
  89. Trials in Beauty
  90. A mix of old and new
  91. A collection of Fourth of July tales
  92. Ugh. Just Ugh.
  93. Stupid phone calls this first hour
  94. Ugh. Just Ugh. (Part Deux!)
  95. No actually you didn't make it clear!
  96. A Customer Walks Into A Bar. (In My Life, This is Usually the Start of a Joke...)
  97. Let me make it easier for you...
  98. Bit of Ewww!
  99. Since I teased about it in Lupo's thread...
  100. It was SUPPOSED to be DELIVERED
  101. Using big bills to pay for small purchases
  102. Assorted Casino Venting (language warning)
  103. Your lack of planning is not our fault
  104. Oh bag ban, you so crazy.
  105. I'm sorry, but where do you think you are?
  106. Why did you have your kid call the Desk?
  107. Desperately wanting to do exactly what the customer asked me to do.
  108. was/am i sucky customer?
  109. I smoke because I care about you (Language/Epic length warning)
  110. At least I don't have to see them.
  111. Gass-holes
  112. "Have You Learned Your Lesson?"
  113. Rageaholic at cashwrap - kinda long vent
  114. Apparently, I can't serve someone from staff.
  115. "Think of it as job security."
  116. Gay=Uptight?
  117. probably shouldn't be this annoyedn
  118. Tee-ing off with a tale from retail
  119. If you cant keep you lies straight...
  120. Trying scamming somebody else!
  121. So, you listened to the menu...
  122. Dude!
  123. Let's question everything!
  124. No, please! Allow me!!
  125. The Crazy Lady And The Moving Car!
  126. And knowing is half the battle.
  127. The Thursday of Stupid.
  128. Why, sir? WHY?!
  129. NEWS FLASH:Ditzy Dingbat Disses Donation Drive as Dishonest Drivel
  130. No, that's the SAVINGS.
  131. She's not racist, but she did call the black woman a b****
  132. Faith in Humanity....... dropping.....
  133. Hey, you SAID to call the cops! (Long)
  134. Wait...you want a discount because of WHAT??
  135. Entitlement Whore powers, activate!
  136. Hotel Tales: 4x4 edition
  137. Wherein We Face The CHALLENGE
  138. Grouchy old man might have to sleep in his Lexus
  139. Ouch, my ear.
  140. How silly of me to think my time was worth anything!
  141. Yes, please, yell at me!
  142. I can't help you if you keep talking over me (Long-ish)
  143. My first SC and my worst SC (long)
  144. I know it's hot outside, but...
  145. More WIC Woes
  146. Be informed before chewing me out
  147. The definiton of pathetic:
  148. She gets a special chair
  149. Crazy Customer Performs her Brand of Vigilante Justice
  150. sucky security guard aggravates me!
  151. Hamming It Up
  152. Nice people, but this came out of nowhere!
  153. This is probably why you need intermediate math...
  154. You snooze, you lose
  155. Guinness Man can suck it. (very very long. Language!)
  156. Hotel Tales: From the Desk of BroSCFischer
  157. Tales of two sucks
  158. There was salt on the glass. BIG grains of salt! (A two-fer!)
  159. We Stink!
  160. The Man With no Gas
  161. Drunken Operator Error... not my fault.
  162. Rewriting American Banking Laws
  163. A few idiots from this past week
  164. It's REDICULOUS!!!
  165. Whining to corporate
  166. Agents...Ugh!
  167. Oh no lady, you want to embezzle do it yourself.
  168. Could you hand me the change?
  169. Sucky out in force tonight
  170. You could have just listened
  171. Alright people once and for all, WE ARE NOT A FUCKING BANK!!!
  172. Pushing my buttons...
  173. On sale after purchace
  174. Stop blaming me for your own idiocy!!
  175. I swear I'm going to rip the phone out of the wall
  176. My GM and the Guest Who tried for a Freebie
  177. More WIC woes, bag buffoonery, and ?
  178. People will DIE!!!!!!!
  179. I'll just magic one shall I?
  180. Cashiering Fun! (language)
  181. You're not getting help down here
  182. Don't ask the question if you can't handle the answer.
  183. Customers' lack of knowledge about gift cards
  184. Actual conversation
  185. What is the point of a reservation?
  186. The Marina Chronicles: Batteries and Gas Tanks
  187. So let me get this straight...
  188. Rage at the Golden Arches (language!)
  189. Evacuation Woes
  190. That's what these are here for!
  191. Got to toss a non-customer out today :D
  192. Why I never take phone calls.
  193. Complaint Issue I Heard About Tonight
  194. Oh the Fun
  195. Nothing was good enough for Miss B*tch!
  196. So I have to use the computer?
  197. Not psychic = idiot
  198. What's in a name?
  199. Put the damn dog in another room.
  200. I was called Wicked Witch of the West
  201. It's a slot machine, not a freakin' punching bag!
  202. ID'ing Creepy McCreeperson
  203. Hotel Tales: Reality Check
  204. I Hate Math
  205. Cable Customers: Not Thinking Ahead & Military Excuses
  206. The Family From Hell (language warning)
  207. It's my fault... just cause I'm the girl with purple hair. O.o
  208. Two in one day!
  209. The entitlement! It burns!!
  210. Way to overreact, lady
  211. The power of Google compels you!
  212. Hotel Tales: "You're on Tape" Edition (LONG)
  213. Quantity not quality!
  214. I just want to be difficult
  215. And it's come down to this.....
  216. What part of "Off Duty" aren't you getting?
  217. "Good luck and let me know how it turns out."
  218. We are not responsible for your lemons
  219. Bad customer service!
  220. Names
  221. NAW-THING?! Long multiple stories
  222. Los Angeles
  223. Developed Pet Peeves
  224. Nice try. or not.
  225. A quick one from one of my dear customers...
  226. Where to begin?
  227. First time smokers gotta love'em
  228. ouch
  229. About calling you back? Yeah, no.
  230. douchebag
  231. Nice try. That almost worked.
  232. Thank you for that thrilling update
  233. "spell it exactly like it sounds"; what, in Klingon?
  234. Dumb-ster
  235. Naked Guy in Hall...
  236. Tomato Terror
  237. Where's my cane!!!!!!!!!
  238. What's with the mouthy old women?
  239. Kids these days!
  240. Tales from the Customer Service Desk.
  241. Photos, Threats & Chicken - Worst Day of My Life!
  242. i know ur brain needs to work to be alive, but...
  243. Cutting off your nose wasn't enough? (long for detail)
  244. EW and her 3 sons (long and ranty)
  245. Sure, that'll save you money until....
  246. bring back our books or pay the fine
  247. Business model is "ridiculous policy"
  248. A few small ones
  249. The only pervert here is you
  250. Why are you calling us?