sportsmom
04-11-2007, 04:24 PM
Here's a new collection for you guys...
1. We will be perfect in every aspect of the game. You drop a pass, you run a mile. You miss a blocking assignment, you run a mile. You fumble the football, and i will break my foot off in your John Brown hind parts and then you will run a mile. Perfection. Let's go to work.
2. What gives you the right to judge me, to play God with the lives of others? Is it because you're so much holier than everyone else?
Well yes, there is that. But also because I'm more intelligent than anybody else.
3. This guy's gonna put me in 27 separate Mason jars!
4. Only grown-up men are scared of women
5. Hey, I like that hat, man. They sell men's clothes where you got that?
6. Is that the latest fashion?
No, Mom, that's the oldest profession.
7. If he'd just pay me what he's spending to make me stop robbing him, I'd stop robbing him.
8. Well, that makes it necessary for me to stop in again. Matthew 5:39. Don't bother looking it up, it's the bit about the other cheek.
9. Have you all decided?
Madam, we must have waffles! We must all have waffles forthwith! We must all think, and we must all have waffles, and think each and every one of us to the very best of his ability...
10. I want a car, chicks dig the car.
This is why Superman works alone.
Just be warned, most of these movies are older than 1997. Have fun!
1. We will be perfect in every aspect of the game. You drop a pass, you run a mile. You miss a blocking assignment, you run a mile. You fumble the football, and i will break my foot off in your John Brown hind parts and then you will run a mile. Perfection. Let's go to work.
2. What gives you the right to judge me, to play God with the lives of others? Is it because you're so much holier than everyone else?
Well yes, there is that. But also because I'm more intelligent than anybody else.
3. This guy's gonna put me in 27 separate Mason jars!
4. Only grown-up men are scared of women
5. Hey, I like that hat, man. They sell men's clothes where you got that?
6. Is that the latest fashion?
No, Mom, that's the oldest profession.
7. If he'd just pay me what he's spending to make me stop robbing him, I'd stop robbing him.
8. Well, that makes it necessary for me to stop in again. Matthew 5:39. Don't bother looking it up, it's the bit about the other cheek.
9. Have you all decided?
Madam, we must have waffles! We must all have waffles forthwith! We must all think, and we must all have waffles, and think each and every one of us to the very best of his ability...
10. I want a car, chicks dig the car.
This is why Superman works alone.
Just be warned, most of these movies are older than 1997. Have fun!