Kara
04-12-2007, 04:36 PM
A woman wanted to get breast implants, but her husband said it cost too much. After months of begging, she still wasn't getting anywhere. One morning she came downstairs and he was reading the morning paper. She asked him again, as it had become part of her daily routine, and he replied without even looking up from the paper:
"You want bigger breasts? Fine. Just rub them with toilet paper every day and they'll grow."
The woman was startled by his response and asked him where he had learned of this method, since she'd never heard it before.
Again, without looking up from the paper, he said. "It worked on your ass."
"You want bigger breasts? Fine. Just rub them with toilet paper every day and they'll grow."
The woman was startled by his response and asked him where he had learned of this method, since she'd never heard it before.
Again, without looking up from the paper, he said. "It worked on your ass."