I'm evil

[Binky]

I've decided I'm evil and I'll be going to hell for sure.

Why?

Because when I discovered that I person I HATE was having a shithouse time at her work I couldn't stop laughing!

1) Because I know the reasons they are unhappy are bullshite and all made up in their little malfunctioning brain
2) Because I know what their non-existent "work ethic" is like and know that the fact they are trying to get the law on their side will blow up in their face because of their history.

But not just that, I looked at my life recently, and remembered a lot of conversations that I've had with this person, and realised I have actually, apart from having a child, achieved pretty much everything they always wanted to achieve but probably never will. This also makes me laugh.

I feel so dirty...and yet it feels so damn good! I'm evil, I know it, I'm going to hell...but for now IT FEELS SO DAMN GOOD!

And now my favourite saying is “I don’t have PMS I’m always a bitch!”:devil: :devil: :devil:

Anyone else feel like this?

[MMATM]

While I cannot use the PMS quote (being male) I am still going to Hell for various reasons best left unmentioned.

Save you a seat?

[myswtghst]

I'm bringing popsicles. ;) They might not last long though, so you might want to hurry.

[Binky]

Save you a seat?

Oh please do, I'll bring pop-corn :D and maybe we can order pizza...assuming they have our favourite flavours

Remember, hell is a fun place to be according to south park

[MMATM]

Mmmmm... marshmallow and jalapeño. My favorite.

Try ordering that with a straight face. Or, if you're delivering it, just try to say "One marshmallow and jalapeño pizza" to the confused parents (I was 12) with a straight face.

Really, though, you should try it.

Bless the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles for that ingenious idea... :p

[MadMike]

Anyone else feel like this?

Oh yes. Every time I see the mess that my ex's life has become, I just want to laugh. It feels so good, in an evil sort of way. One of my favorites was when my son was shocked to find out she's actually 4 years and some months younger than me. "You're older than she is? I thought she was at least in her 40s!"

For those who aren't familiar with the details of the failed, disastrous relationship, this isn't a simple case of the one person being pissed off at the other because the one got dumped. She put me thru all kinds of shit that even I can't believe I put up with it for as long as I did.

[Greenday]

Phf, I'm going to hell AND I'm driving the bus. w00t!

I enjoy seeing people who party every night of the week fail their classes and not gain the credits they need. I bathe in their misery. Maybe, just maybe, if they studied for once and stopped running around drunkingly and very loudly every night, they'd pass a class. And I'd get some sleep.

I also enjoy listening to how my dad has lost all his friends and such and now only has his wife and stepkids. I hope he's REALLY happy now. Him and his wife can suffer for all I care.

P.S. My bus is magically enhanced so it can fit as many people as necessary. And there is a bar in the back.

[blas]

I get the last laugh out of all of my ex classmates. I was dubbed the Paris Hilton or "school slut" at both high schools I went to (even though no one could name one single guy I ever slept with...), yet I still don't have any kids.

I laugh when I go to Wal-Mart and see ex classmates with multiple carseats in their carts and grimy looking men accompanying them.

I grunt when I realize they are benefiting from my tax dollars though, but I digress....

I laugh at every single person who has wronged me that has gotten their karma. I am an evil bitch and I know it. I don't need to get revenge, because Karma always does it for everyone. Karma's watching........just like Santa...

Anyone who has taken advantage of me or torn me to shreds in the past will get nothing but a laugh when they come begging for help or sympathy.

Hell is just a hot tub, remember........

[Tanasi]

Folks you don't go to hell on a bus but in hand-baskets....

[Binky]

Folks you go to hell in hand-baskets....

ok as long as I'm surrounded by Johnny Depp look alikes I don't care how I'm getting there :lol: :devil: :roll:

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

P.S. My bus is magically enhanced so it can fit as many people as necessary. And there is a bar in the back.

Got room for a half-barrel? I'm going your way anyhow!