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05-19-2007, 02:02 PM
This may belong in groaners:
How are Michael Jackson and Wal-Mart similar? (no offense to any Wally-Worldians here)
They both have boys pants half-off.
05-20-2007, 07:58 AM
Lewis Black said it best:
Michael Jackson...that's all you've gotta say. It is--he's become a punchline. If you forget the punchline to a joke, all you gotta say is "Michael Jackson."
Two Jews walk into a bar...Michael Jackson.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Michael Jackson.
And so the farmer brought his daughter to the dinner table--Michael Jackson. It works for ANYTHING!
05-20-2007, 08:44 AM
How do you know it's bedtime at the Neverland Ranch?
The big hand is touches the little hand.:angel:
Irving Patrick Freleigh
05-20-2007, 09:36 AM
And what's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One's white, plastic and hazardous to small children. The other is used to carry groceries. :lol:
Lace Neil Singer
05-20-2007, 12:18 PM
What do Michael Jackson and Frankie Dettori have in common?
They both ride three year olds
OK, I'll stop. :angel:
05-20-2007, 02:14 PM
Okay, folks, I was dubious about approving the first one in this thread. I know we're a touch more lenient in this section, but it's going a touch too far for comfort.
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