Walmart joke from a friend (language)

[Ree]

Just got this one in my email from a friend:

A very loud, extremely unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you've got there. Are they twins?"

The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Are you retarded? Hell no they ain't! The oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the Hell would you think they're twins? Do you really think they look alike?"

"No", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice!"

[SengaKitty]

*dies of laughter* that was great! I'll have to remember to show that one to Duane and friends

[sportsmom]

I have to admmit to something like that, actually.

Back in the day I was working at County Seat and I was sitting on the floor taking an early inventory of some backstock jewelry and scrunchies and looked up to see the ugliest woman I have ever laid eyes on. Apparently a very weird look crossed my face and later my SM asked me what was up.

He learned not to ask me questions when he was drinking something because he spit Coke all over the place when I said "I just couldn't believe someone actually fucked that woman." :eek:

[Crosshair]

I hope I don't get writen up for posting this, but I couldn't resist.

http://jekyllandhyde.wordpress.com/files/2006/04/Beer---Helping-Ugly-People--C10007026.jpg

/It's funny cause it's true.:spew:

[Banrion]

/It's funny cause it's true.:spew:

I think it's been alot more than 134 years though. Date should probably be something like 1062.

[Sunsetsky]

Heh, that was pretty funny. I sent that to two of my friends who work at Walmart too.