stop me if you've heard this before...

[Bella_Vixen]

You've heard of the people who say all their exes turn gay after they break up? Well, all mine get engaged.

Last night, the ex called me 4 times in 6 minutes. Never left a message. When I got ahold of him this morning, he said he just wanted to say hi...and that he's getting married. O...K...why am I supposed to care?

I honestly congratulate him and wish him good luck and happiness, but I honestly don't care.

It takes me back to a few months after D and I broke up, he told me he was engaged. Exactly one week later, he told me that "she's no longer a part of my life."

My stalker informed me last year that he was engaged, but then they broke it off. A few months ago, he told me he was engaged again (to someone else), and they wanted me to be maid of honor. :wtf:

:lol:

[CancelMyService]

Guys tend to go for the rebound person a lot harder than women do. My brother in law is pretty much trapped in a relationship now because he had to reclaim his manliness with an ex-girlfriend after he got divorced. Now he's stuck being a baby daddy because he just had to get "back in the saddle".

[myswtghst]

I've had the same effect on guys. I always seem to be the girl before the one they get serious with, which is ok with me, as I often date losers.

I'm currently working on finding one worth keeping for myself, instead of passing along to someone more desperate. ;)

[Aldous]

I've got a pretty bad track record when it comes to asking girls out. The first three girls I asked out were lesbians. It gets better, #1 was dating #3 a few months ago. I have gotten two girlfriends, both now Exes. I guess I'm just so bad that they go gay even before they meet me, kind of as a defense mechanism :roll::roll:

[Becks]

My stalker informed me last year that he was engaged, but then they broke it off. A few months ago, he told me he was engaged again (to someone else), and they wanted me to be maid of honor. :wtf:


You didn't tell me THAT one!!!!!!! :eek:

Seriously (or not), find a married man or two. See what THEY come up with.

[Boozy]

Last night, the ex called me 4 times in 6 minutes. Never left a message. When I got ahold of him this morning, he said he just wanted to say hi...and that he's getting married. O...K...why am I supposed to care?

4 times in 6 minutes?

He really wanted you to react to the news by breaking into tears and begging him to take you back.

Guess that didn't happen, huh? ;)

(And just for the record, I had an ex-boyfriend run off to join the rodeo after we broke up. Honest to god - the rodeo.)

[BookstoreEscapee]

(And just for the record, I had an ex-boyfriend run off to join the rodeo after we broke up. Honest to god - the rodeo.)

I guess that's better than the circus...:p

[blas]

I was seeing a guy whose last ex went lesbian. I asked him flat out "Did she say it was because of you?" He said no. Then I said "It wasn't you."

He still doesn't believe me to this day.

Maybe she lied, maybe she didn't......the way I figure it, it may take some people more time than others to realize that they are gay.

[Bella_Vixen]

I called him to tell him congrats and that I wish him luck, etc. He answered the phone, snapped "What?!?!" and hung up on me. Really takes me back. :lol:

[Becks]

Charming. Very much so.

[cinema guy]

I called him to tell him congrats and that I wish him luck, etc. He answered the phone, snapped "What?!?!" and hung up on me.

So he called you to tell you he was getting married and when you rang him back he was insufferably rude?

What a jerk!

[Ree]

A little :ot: for a second:I was seeing a guy whose last ex went lesbian. I asked him flat out "Did she say it was because of you?" He said no. Then I said "It wasn't you."Well, of course not, because that line of thought implies that homosexuality is a choice, rather than just the way a person is.

It gives credibility to all those who say that people can be 'cured' and reprogrammed into the hetero lifestyle.

I don't know about anyone else, but I have come to believe that it's not a choice.

We now return you to our original topic, in progress...

[blas]

Ree I didn't mean to imply anything rude, I was just trying to assure a friend that it was nothing he had done and perhaps she had just came out after years. Or even maybe bisexual but seeing a woman at that point in time? He was quite beaten up over the breakup, so he probably felt hurt that she chose to be with a woman after him. Who knows...

[Gawdzillers]

There's a movie out soon about this very thing.
"Good Luck Chuck". Chicks sleep with this guy (Chuck, as you may have guessed), and the next day, their boyfriends propose. So he sleeps with this one girl who he really likes, but he doesn't want to let her go, so he hangs on to her to prevent the "curse" from happening.

Maybe. I'm not too sure about the plot, that's just what I put together from the trailer.

[BusBus]

I had one ex who told me that the worst way that a relationship could end for him is if his gf left him to be with a woman.

Guess what the girlfriend after me did to him? Teehee.

[Bella_Vixen]

So he called you to tell you he was getting married and when you rang him back he was insufferably rude?

What a jerk!

Yeah, he was a jerk, which is why I wasn't the least broken hearted when we finally broke up. He did have his good moments, though. But for the most part, he was an asshat and took it out on me. It pissed him off something fierce when I told him to stop taking out his issues on me.


I honestly don't see him actually getting married. He'll fall in lust with the next woman that comes along and break it off with current flavor of the week. (Yes, I am speaking from experience. No, I am not bitter.) I'll get married before he does. :lol:

[Bella_Vixen]

I was at work today, minding my own business, when the ex comes strolling in.

Apparently, he spent today stalking me across the county to tell me that he's getting married next Friday. :lol::puke:http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/shocked005.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

One of my dearest friends said, "I think that he has issues, to stalk you just to say that." I was literally screaming with laughter at that.

[Becks]

They didn't ask you to be a bridesmaid again?

[Bella_Vixen]

Just in case anyone is interested...

I talked to the ex's brother last month. No wedding. Ex moved back to his parent's basement. :lol:

[Becks]

Ah, big sis, you and the people you know. :lol:

[tropicsgoddess]

I was at work today, minding my own business, when the ex comes strolling in.

Apparently, he spent today stalking me across the county to tell me that he's getting married next Friday. :lol::puke:http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/shocked005.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

One of my dearest friends said, "I think that he has issues, to stalk you just to say that." I was literally screaming with laughter at that.

Thank god my ex lives 4 hours away from me (3 of the 4 years we dated was a long distance relationship...long story behind it) . Over a year ago and out of the blue he sent me an email on myspace (and I never spoke to him since I dumped him in 2003) after finding me via the myspace search feature. He tells me how hurt and angry he is about how I dumped him and that he's with this chick named D________ and they're engaged to be married and all that (like I give a rat's ass..I got a man...and he's WAY better!) .

Just in case anyone is interested...

I talked to the ex's brother last month. No wedding. Ex moved back to his parent's basement. :lol:


*Cue Nelson Muntz* Ha ha!! :lol: After that email, his best bud A______ told me that my ex got dumped and to the ladies he's a mercy :censored:. Now I got another out of the blue email from him about getting married in March to some other chick (again...I don't give a rat's ass). I still have the emails and I have no problem posting them up if anybody is interested :devil: (my inbox is always full of stuff..I'm kind of a pack rat ...:ashamed:).

[ArcticChicken]

I had one ex who told me that the worst way that a relationship could end for him is if his gf left him to be with a woman.
.

Huh. If my BF were to leave me for someone else, I'd much rather it was a man than another woman

[Bella_Vixen]

The ex of this story text messaged me today...asking "do you want to give us a try again" <--------direct quote.

:lol:


Not gonna happen. He was fun to hang out with, for the most part, but date him again? :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

[Becks]

Have you considered garlic and a cross?

[Daisy]

I've had one get engaged to someone and two decide they were exclusively gay right after we broke up. Funny thing is, I'm still pretty good friends with all of them :lol:

[tropicsgoddess]

The ex of this story text messaged me today...asking "do you want to give us a try again" <--------direct quote.

:lol:


Not gonna happen. He was fun to hang out with, for the most part, but date him again? :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

He said that after bragging to you about him getting married?!! What a dork!:lol::roll::roll: :lol:

[Bella_Vixen]

And now for the not unexpected news: Ryan was lying, of course.

He's spent the last week asking what everyone in my family thought and said after we broke up, and whining how none of my family and friends every liked him, etc... and how he wanted things to be better "this time" and what all.

Today, he called me, and said that he had something very important to tell me: he's dating someone, has been since last April, and he loves her to death, and so he doesn't even want to be friends with me anymore.

I asked why he lied to me, and some chick got on the phone, said he's a liar, something about I'm "number eleven" AND he never changes.

[tropicsgoddess]

Bella_vixen, all I have to say is your ex is an idiot...aw hell. ALL exes are idiots.

[crazylegs]

Bella,

I don't know whether to roll around wetting my self lauging at this guys pathetic attempts to woo you or whether to crack open the emergency strait jacket.

Either way, go break his kneecaps girl! :lol:

[Becks]

Either way, go break his kneecaps girl! :lol:

Nah, that's my job next time I go to WI.

[PepperElf]

There's a movie out soon about this very thing.
"Good Luck Chuck". Chicks sleep with this guy (Chuck, as you may have guessed), and the next day, their boyfriends propose. So he sleeps with this one girl who he really likes, but he doesn't want to let her go, so he hangs on to her to prevent the "curse" from happening.

Maybe. I'm not too sure about the plot, that's just what I put together from the trailer.
that's what i was thinking too!

i had one x turn gay. and ... prolly typical, but i've had x's who call me up when they're divorced etc. (rebound), and a former crush or two change their mind & want me back. usually a casual reference to my bf fixes it. :)

[Bella_Vixen]

His live in girlfriend sent me a message via his MySpace account. I'll post it here, if anyone is curious.

It boils down to: she asked if he kissed me the other night (I was running to West AllicA to drop off my taxes, and he happened to be at a store on my way, so I stopped for a second. Silly me.)...and yes he did :puke:, and tried to kiss me a second time. If he did kiss me, then it is definately over between them, because she asked if he did, and he said no.

There's more, but I won't get into it now.

I pity him, and I don't know what to think about her, since she KNOWS that, if he's not actually cheating, he's actively trying to cheat. I knew he was cheating on me at the end of our relationship (hell, my boss told me), but I wasn't able to prove it. But she has actual proof, and hasn't broken up with him yet.

[Bella_Vixen]

Bella_vixen, all I have to say is your ex is an idiot...aw hell. ALL exes are idiots.

My favorite ex isn't an idiot...well he is, but not a bad kind of idiot. Plus, I let him slide because he has cancer, and all.

But the ex of my posts, on the other hand...he's indescribable.

[Becks]

Christ, he hasn't been neutered yet?

[crazylegs]

Christ, he hasn't been neutered yet?

Or euthenised?