Fricking idiot teen on scooter

[Lace Neil Singer]

OK, I ride a motorbike... even if it's a lickle one. I have nothing against kids on scooters... as long as they don't try to play stupid dangerous games with me the way this complete cretin did on my way home from work.

Cretinboy not only tried to overtake me on the inside, he also very nearly swerved into me twice and then barged past me, ignoring the fact that my bike could (and did) leave his pipsqueaker in the dust. I got past the moron and got the hell away from him... I don't usually speed, but I felt this was justified.

I can only hope that one day he either tries this with a Hell's Angel who'll ram him off the road and kick his ass, or he comes off his pipsqueaker and hits tarmac. Especially if he always rides in t-shirt and shorts.

[PuckishOne]

Especially if he always rides in t-shirt and shorts.
Road rash is the ultimate in karmic payback. :D I still have a visible scar on the back of my right hand, courtesy of a low-speed wipeout in a parking lot 15 years ago.

[Lace Neil Singer]

O_O

I'm still holding out hope for the pissed off Hell's Angel tho. :lol:

[Crosshair]

I was told by a biker guy that a chunk of broom handle shoved into the spokes of their moving bike gets the point across. Where where talking about those little mini-mini-bikes that some people have. Just a story he told me while his paint was shaking. Of course don't do it, but it is a satisfying mental picture.:devil:

[PuckishOne]

I'm still holding out hope for the pissed off Hell's Angel tho. :lol:
Yeah - road rash is good, but Hell's Angels are more colorful. And memorable, I should imagine. :D

[protege]

OK, I ride a motorbike... even if it's a lickle one. I have nothing against kids on scooters... as long as they don't try to play stupid dangerous games with me the way this complete cretin did on my way home from work.

I can't figure out people who do that. I don't care what they ride, but why do some people have to ride like a dumbass? Just the other day, some idiot on a Harley nearly wrapped himself around the front of my car...simply because he *had* to get ahead of me. He was in the right lane, I was in the left lane. He thought the car ahead of him was going "too slow," so rather than simply wait, he went *diagonally* between us...and nearly wrecked in the process. At least the cops in my borough nailed him for speeding--he was doing at least 80 in a 35mph zone, and usually they're waiting just inside the borough line for idiots like that :roll:

[Tanasi]

When they come up beside you put the boot to them. A little road rash now is a big lesson for the future.


Why do Hell's Angels wear leather?


Pink Chaffon wrinkles too easily.....