View Full Version : Silly older ladies? Nahh...

10-01-2007, 07:37 PM
Today, a pair of older ladies came in (and looked like skin n bones + boob job).

Me: So, what can I get for ya?
OL1: I want a coke..
OL2: I want a drink!
Me; What kind of drink are you getting, ma'am?
OL2: Water.
Me: Okay... and are you two getting the buffet?
OL1: OH no no no... we want.. what?Ol2: Oh, those... bread...
OL2: Yes. Those.
Me: Breadst--
OL2: We want a coke and a drink.
OL1: Fountain!
OL2: No buffets, right?
OL1 Oh no no no...

I just kindof blinked at them, and asked what they'd like again, and the denial of buffet went on again like Mary Poppins in a loop.

Me: So, what are you splitting to eat then?
OL1: A hoagie!!
Me: What kind of hoagie?
OL2: Italian, of course.
Me: Aaaand, wha would you like on it?

They looked at each other and smiled. I felt the drapery of doom.
1: We would like it
2: However it comes!
1:With everything you put on them
2: Just like usual!
Me: Italian combo with everything on it?
1: YES!!
2: You know it.
1: Of course.
2: That's best.

I blinked at them again, Manager J standing on watching with amusement.

Me: (total), thank you, both!
OL1: You're welcome, hun.
OL2: We understand its only Monday
OL1: After all!

They each ate half a little hoagie. I wanted so badly to stuff burgers in their mouths. >_<

10-01-2007, 08:13 PM
reminds me of tweetle dee and tweetle dum!

10-01-2007, 11:48 PM
reminds me of tweetle dee and tweetle dum!

I think they were tying to make the OP laugh....

10-09-2007, 07:25 PM
Sounds like they got their hands on the good stuff and only shared with each other. :p