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Luna
08-13-2006, 02:55 AM
I was just wondering if anyone else sees things that are so ironic they almost make you laugh

Driving to work over the past couple of weeks I've seen lots of bumper stickers.

One said HANG UP AND DRIVE...the woman driving was on her cell.

A cigg butt was tossed out of the window of a car in the next lane over. It hit my windshield. After yelling at the speeding passing butt flicking offender - I noticed the licence plates were the ones you can buy for extra $$ to support a cause - his were Conquer Cancer.

A school bus ran a red light (yes, with kids) causing me to slam on my brakes and honk the horn (and almost need new underwear). The sticker on the back said "how's my driving?"

Big red posted signs in front of buildings that say "No smoking within 50 feet of any entrance or this posted sign" with smokers huddled around the sign.

Anyone else?

sportsmom
08-13-2006, 04:02 PM
Hubby told me about this one, it's not ironic, but it is truly bizarre...

He saw a guy riding a bike the wrong way down a one way street in a not so good part of town. He was holding a cello in one hand and had a six pack over the middle of the handle bars and was holding on to that with the other hand steering the bike. Just strange.

Caveat Emptor
08-14-2006, 01:28 AM
I was just wondering if anyone else sees things that are so ironic they almost make you laugh

Driving to work over the past couple of weeks I've seen lots of bumper stickers.


Reminds me of a cartoon in MAD Magazine about 20 years ago...a couple, while stopped in traffic, sees a sticker reading "HONK IF YOU LOVE JESUS"- and decide to honk. The other driver yells "JESUS @%#@$@! IF YOU WANNA PASS PASS!!! JUST LAY OF THE G-DD--N HORN!!!"

:lol: