blas
11-12-2007, 03:50 AM
Maybe we've had a thread like this before, maybe not. This thread will contain the most single embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you or any of your friends or your kids or your coworkers. Let's begin.
I had a problem when I was younger where my nipples wouldn't stop poking out. I wanted to wear thin shirts, because it was springtime, and my mom suggested I put bandaids over my nipples to keep them from popping up (I wasn't allowed to wear padded or pushup bras at the time, my mom feared it was "too sexy").
I told a friend who happened to be a fair weather friend. Pretty soon the WHOLE school knew I had bandaids over my nipples! Everyone called me "bandaids" for weeks!
When my boyfriend and I first started dating, there was a day when we were having a fart contest. He accidently sharted*. He got so embarrassed he nearly started crying. He instantly left and went home. I feared he was going to break up with me out of sheer embarrassment. I called him and everything was ok. We don't talk about it. Ever.
*Shart: Verb. To shart. A mixture of shit and a fart.
I had a problem when I was younger where my nipples wouldn't stop poking out. I wanted to wear thin shirts, because it was springtime, and my mom suggested I put bandaids over my nipples to keep them from popping up (I wasn't allowed to wear padded or pushup bras at the time, my mom feared it was "too sexy").
I told a friend who happened to be a fair weather friend. Pretty soon the WHOLE school knew I had bandaids over my nipples! Everyone called me "bandaids" for weeks!
When my boyfriend and I first started dating, there was a day when we were having a fart contest. He accidently sharted*. He got so embarrassed he nearly started crying. He instantly left and went home. I feared he was going to break up with me out of sheer embarrassment. I called him and everything was ok. We don't talk about it. Ever.
*Shart: Verb. To shart. A mixture of shit and a fart.