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DarthRetard
11-26-2007, 01:27 AM
Coworker and I had this conversation the other day:

CW: My girlfriend and I are losing the heat in our sex life, and are trying to think of ways to spice it up.

Me: Why are you telling me this?

CW: Anyways, we were thinking of trying some new things, but didn't really have any ideas.

Me: No ideas? Dude, you're 23, I mean, come on. You've got to have an imagination somewhere in that dumb jock head of yours.

CW: Well, she suggested we try some roleplaying, but I always feel awkward doing that, maybe if we tried acting out scenes from pornos, would that count as roleplaying?

Me: No, I do believe that's plagiarism.:angel:

CW:.......:lol:
Greenday
11-26-2007, 01:30 AM
I think your co-worker was really just trying to suggest a threesome, but hey, that's just my opinion...
DarthRetard
11-26-2007, 01:39 AM
Hmmm, he does know of my being a virgin.....maybe he was. If so, no.
Saydrah
11-26-2007, 01:50 AM
Totally suggesting a threesome. I've used that one in my younger and stupider days (it doesn't work very well).
DarthRetard
11-26-2007, 01:56 AM
Well, my point was, I thought my response to his RP suggestion was hilarious.
Saydrah
11-26-2007, 02:00 AM
Well, he could contact the distributor for information on licensing for re-enactments, or he could do a parody...
blas
11-26-2007, 03:34 AM
I'll give you my ex roomate's #. He loved to crossdress. Unless his girlfriend found his secret box and threw them away, he has tons of costumes and props and lotions and whatnot from the local porn stores.
Acolyte
11-26-2007, 01:49 PM
I'll give you my ex roomate's #. He loved to crossdress. Unless his girlfriend found his secret box and threw them away, he has tons of costumes and props and lotions and whatnot from the local porn stores.

:puke:
Well, there goes my coffee.
Rahmota
11-26-2007, 05:15 PM
Yes your answer was somewhat humourous. I guess you had to be there to make it funnier.

And if he was suggesting a threesome *shrug* it can be interesting and fun if everyone is into it and trusts/knows each other very closely. If not there can be some major problems, end of relationships, friendships destroyed etc...
Giggle Goose
11-26-2007, 08:59 PM
Plagiarism, huh?

Guess I better put that Catholic schoolgirl uniform back in storage. That's someone else's intellectual property, not mine :(