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blas
12-11-2007, 02:07 AM
Just call me Regina George.

As you all know, I have been really stressed out at work lately with my on-going battle with the impossible trainee and the on-going overtime. I don't have much bullshit tolerance anymore.

My stalker neighbor still doesn't get the hint. Not after what happened at Wal-Mart, not when he comes out and sees me running back inside. Last night, I left for work. My lock sticks a bit when it's this cold out, so I struggled with the key for a minute or so. Then I headed down the stairs. I was walking to my car and I heard a door open. There he was, standing on the end of his sidewalk, all ready to try and chat me up. *that's right, he was peeping out his window again, I'd seen him looking out his window as I was walking across the balcony*

I don't know what came over me, but I freaked out on him. "Were you watching out the window to see when I'd come outside? What the fuck is wrong with you? Don't you know it's illegal to spy on people? Don't you understand it's creepy to spy on someone and then try to approach them outside in the DARK? Get back inside and don't ever peep me again!"

I got in my car and went to work. Then I came home this morning and saw Tommy Lee and Kid Rock downstairs had friends over again, again parked in other people's spots AND the handicapped spot. Just because the little old lady downstairs is down south for the winter doesn't make it a visitor's spot. Everyone else has to have a tag and park in their assigned spot. The lease says the parking lot is for TENANTS only! (the handicapped spot can be for visitors, but none of their friends are handicapped, obviously).

So tonight at work (since I don't have any tape here or at my parents' house) I'm going to get a piece of paper and make a note and if neither of them are home tomorrow morning (or whenever the next day is that none of them are home) I'm going to tape it to their door. I'm going to disguise my handwriting, using my left hand, writing in all CAPS, and write with Sharpie, "A friendly warning, the parking lot is for tenants ONLY. Your guests can park on the street like everyone else's. If it happens again, we will tow them at your expense." I'll make it look like the landlord wrote it. What are they gonna do, call them and question it? That way the landlord will say "Oh really? You've been letting friends park there?" Yeah...didn't think so.

What has come over me lately....

Irving Patrick Freleigh
12-11-2007, 02:11 AM
Does this mean I get to see you get run over by a bus?

I kid, I kid!

blas
12-11-2007, 02:21 AM
Well considering I flipped out on a mentally disabled person and am attempting to play landlord, I think it's pretty warranted.

PuckishOne
12-11-2007, 05:02 PM
No, you're just tired of the various forms of asshattery going on there and are trying to do something about it. As long as what you do isn't illegal, I see nothing wrong with trying to make the place you live somewhere you feel safe.

Oh, and print that note out on a laser printer, if you can...that way it looks more professional and landlord-y (also no worries about the handwriting being identified). ;)