sportsmom
08-22-2006, 02:54 PM
Here's another one for you guys!
1. "Boy got skills, right?"
"You're like a little ghetto Smurf!"
2. "Oh, yes, and one more thing, dear Lord, about our enemies, ignore their heathen prayers and help us blow those little bastards straight to Hell. Amen."
3. "It's not what you know, it's what you can prove."
4. "There's nothing wrong with you...except your hair. Your hair is a train wreck."
5. "Where's your friend dear?"
"He's been rear-ended."
6. "Did you see him? He's probably still scratching his head."
"Yeah, which must be a nice vacation for his balls."
7. "My evil stepsister. You've seen Cinderella, right? Let me clue you in, I win."
8. "He's got a TOWEL!"
9. "So what really happened to your parents?"
"They were savagely ripped apart and eaten by a school of hammerhead sharks."
"That happens alot."
10. "You know what capitalism is? Getting fucked!"
Have fun!
1. "Boy got skills, right?"
"You're like a little ghetto Smurf!"
2. "Oh, yes, and one more thing, dear Lord, about our enemies, ignore their heathen prayers and help us blow those little bastards straight to Hell. Amen."
3. "It's not what you know, it's what you can prove."
4. "There's nothing wrong with you...except your hair. Your hair is a train wreck."
5. "Where's your friend dear?"
"He's been rear-ended."
6. "Did you see him? He's probably still scratching his head."
"Yeah, which must be a nice vacation for his balls."
7. "My evil stepsister. You've seen Cinderella, right? Let me clue you in, I win."
8. "He's got a TOWEL!"
9. "So what really happened to your parents?"
"They were savagely ripped apart and eaten by a school of hammerhead sharks."
"That happens alot."
10. "You know what capitalism is? Getting fucked!"
Have fun!