ASSMAN is talking in his sleep.....

[WHShit]

FUNNY STUFF!!!....ASSMAN (bf) is sleeptalking! I mean he is looking at me and sitting up, but he is asleep. He is trying to tell me that we are in a helicopter and it's up high and he doesn't like it. I just said to him "what"? He started to look up and point at the ceiling, so I said "what is wrong"? And he said "we're in this helicopter and I don't like it...too high"!

So, I said "you are talking in your sleep" and I even shook him.....he said he is not asleep and does not like the helicopter and that it is going to "get us":confused: He was getting irate that I did not seem to agree that we were in a helicopter and in danger....hahahahahahahahaha:lol:

I have heard him talk in his sleep many a time, but never sitting up with his eyes open! LOL......:roll: he is going to be mad that I posted this on here....just kidding, he will want to read it!:D

[sportsmom]

Just so you know, my dad had the same kind of paranoid dreams as a reaction to some anti-anxiety meds. My mom can't remember which one, just it ws small and white. One night he thought they were on a submarine and "they" (always with the mysterious 'they') were coming. He was convinced that he and Mom needed to get to me and hubby and dd and get us out of town.

Of course there was the other time when he thought he was back in Germany at some festival. Something about costumes and dancing, but it wasn't Oktoberfest and again my mom can't remember. (Maybe I need to have her checked out ;) ) He got frustrated with her when she couldn't see the people and said "How the hell can you not see them?!"

Not so amusing at the time, but very funny now. If ASSMan has just changed any meds, it could be a reaction to that, even if it isn't listed on the sheets as a possible side effect. It wasn't on my dad's but he only took the med twice and that happened both times.

[NightWolf]

When I was in 3rd grade I used to sleep walk. It was something to see, or so I'm told. I used to do all kinds of crazy things from what my mom tells me.

Lets see, I came out and as I started heading out the door at 1am started complaining that "I hate the game of tag because I'm always it, and I don't know why I always have to be it."

Then there was the time at my grandma's where I sat up from napping on the couch, my mom told me to grab my PJ's and head to bed, so I grab an empty container of dip, and a glass with some water from melted ice and head up to bed.

Then there was the time that I fell asleep in front of the fireplace by my grandma's, I sat up and started arguing with my mom about, of all things, Monopoly.

:rolleyes:

Why did it happen? And why only in 3rd grade? Only thing we can figure is the amount of stress I was under at that time. I had a teacher who was EXTREMELY mean, and had no quams about re-visiting the old days with a ruler in hand. I was warned about her in 1st and 2nd grades, and hated my 3rd grade days with a passion. Once I was out, no more sleepwalking.

[Bliss]

My bf usually starts saying very VERY odd stuff while he's falling asleep, when he concatenates the topic we're talking about with something far fetched I know he's dozing off. Sometimes he realizes it and all, he tells me

"I just said something incoherent, didn't I?" I smile and nod, and he grunts and goes off to sleep.

[Misanthropical]

My husband and children all talk in thier sleep.

I came up to bed after my husband was asleep and he asked me to show him my acre. I asked him what the heck he was talking about, but he was sound asleep.

He said "I love you" in his sleep once and I told him he better be dreaming about me! :D

My oldest son use to have night terrors, that was not fun. Luckily, he seems to have outgrown them.

My little guy sometimes walks in his sleep, he came down at Midnight one night crying. I asked what was wrong and he said daddy left without giving me a good bye kiss. I had to walk him back upstairs and show him that his daddy was sound asleep, since he wouldn't believe me when I told him that his daddy was asleep.

[Spiffy McMoron]

Once, an ex-roommate heard me talking in my sleep. He stood at my door and asked me if I was awake, and who was I talking to. Apparently, I then threatened to kick the ever-loving tar out of him. He asked me about it later, and I thought that he was making it up. I still think that. :D

[Sunsetsky]

I tend to sleepwalk...and talk. Once I almost slept walk out of the house. I was planning on walking up a path by my old house. I think I was trying to look for something. I woke up while I was unlocking the door.

[Seanette]

I once woke up from a sleepwalking incident (at age 25) to find that I was removing pictures from the walls. Oookay. Went back to bed, woke up an hour later with an odd feeling something was about to happen. What did happen, a moment or so after I woke up, was a brief, kind of noisy earthquake. The cat slept through the whole thing. :rolleyes:
(I didn't have any sort of advance notice for a rather larger one I experienced about eight years later.)

I frequently find myself getting upset with my husband because he's not keeping track of a conversation. Of course, the fact that I'm more asleep than awake and talking about events that occurred in dreams might be why he's so bewildered. :p

[flybye023]

Several years ago when my parents were losing their farm, my dad was under a lot of stress, constantly worrying about how he would take care of the family, etc.

One night he had a nightmare that some bad men were trying to break into the house and harm us kids. My dad actually got up out of bed, went to his closet, grabbed his shotgun and tried to leave the room. My mom was awake and frantically trying to get him to wake up too. Luckily, a ) he doesn't ever keep the gun loaded and b ) he couldn't unlock the bedroom door in his sleep. He did finally wake up and freaked out to see the gun in his hand.:eek:

[ladodger34]

Apparently I talk in my sleep, albiet incoherently. The SO said I was laughing at something the other night. I told her I wish I would have been able to remember what was so funny.

The worst sleepwalking story I've heard of doesn't involve me, but I was there. My grandmother died last June and we had her burial in August in North Dakota (she was cremated, we weren't that sick). Long story short, my brother's best friend was with us. The night before the funeral, he ended up sleep walking into my aunt and uncle's basement. Luckily, the extent of his injuries were a few stitches near his eye and slightly dislocated shoulder.

[morgana]

My ex used to talk in his sleep. It was probably a good thing; he only did it when he was having Post Traumatic Stress dreams, and it warned me to get out of bed and throw things at him until he woke up.

If I didn't, he'd try to strangle me in his sleep. Not fun. I got used to sleeping very lightly.

I miss having a man in my bed, but I sure don't miss *that*.


Morgana