sportsmom
08-28-2006, 06:00 PM
Here's another one of these "Lovely" games for you...
1. "Abominable? Can you believe that? Whay can't they call me the 'Adorable Snowman' or the 'Agreeable Snowman,' for cryin' out loud! I'm a nice guy!"
2. "You're an optimist, sir. See, I had you pegged for a grouch."
3. "Who was Joan of Arc?"
"Noah's wife?"
4. "May you get to Heaven one hour before the Devil knows you're dead."
5. "That's more than a dress. That's an Audrey hepburn movie."
6. "Any suggestions Ms. 'why-don't-we-get-a-room-on-the-5th-floor-so-we-can-see-the-beautiful-sunset'?"
7. "What do you think, Max? It's got 3 speeds."
8. "Good thing you didn't get the wrong window."
"I did, but your dad's a very quick shag."
9. "Why don't you go and beg some money off my dad, so you can move into some place decent, with a real kitchen and a real bathroom?"
"I'd rather sell my nuts to a castrati."
10. "Which door do I leave from?"
"At Harvard we don't end our sentences with prepositions."
"Okay. Which door do I leave from, asshole?"
Have fun!
1. "Abominable? Can you believe that? Whay can't they call me the 'Adorable Snowman' or the 'Agreeable Snowman,' for cryin' out loud! I'm a nice guy!"
2. "You're an optimist, sir. See, I had you pegged for a grouch."
3. "Who was Joan of Arc?"
"Noah's wife?"
4. "May you get to Heaven one hour before the Devil knows you're dead."
5. "That's more than a dress. That's an Audrey hepburn movie."
6. "Any suggestions Ms. 'why-don't-we-get-a-room-on-the-5th-floor-so-we-can-see-the-beautiful-sunset'?"
7. "What do you think, Max? It's got 3 speeds."
8. "Good thing you didn't get the wrong window."
"I did, but your dad's a very quick shag."
9. "Why don't you go and beg some money off my dad, so you can move into some place decent, with a real kitchen and a real bathroom?"
"I'd rather sell my nuts to a castrati."
10. "Which door do I leave from?"
"At Harvard we don't end our sentences with prepositions."
"Okay. Which door do I leave from, asshole?"
Have fun!