Before you clean your glasses...

[Knightmare]

...make sure you take them off BEFORE you spray the lens cleaning solution.


No, this didn't happen to me, but to a co-worker. I just sat and watched. I could have stopped him, but I wanted to see what would happen.
This is what happened:

:Spray:

"God dammit! Son of a bitch! Fuck! Jesus!"

Yes, that is a direct quote.

I work with some cool people. :D

[Racket_Man]

all I can say is

:brainbleach: :brainbleach: :burneyes: :shrug: :headscratch:

there are no other words I can say.

[sms001]

...make sure you take them off BEFORE you spray the lens cleaning solution.


Wow.

I never looked to verify it, but part of some comedian's routine was pointing out that windex or some such said on the bottle "Do not spray into eyes." which is funny enough but he brought up a good point to follow: how many people have to spray windex into their eyes before the company goes through the trouble of changing their labeling to warn against it? :roll:

A good rejoinder? Walk over, ask if he just sprayed glasses cleaner into his face, and when you hear the "Yes." clutch your head and say "God dammit! Son of a bitch! Fuck! Jesus!"

[Monica]

Lol, that would of been a sight to see.

[BookstoreEscapee]

Another tip to remember: Don't use lotion tissues to wipe your glasses...:o

[Becks]

:lol:

Oh, man, another thing I would pay to see.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

I work with some cool people.

So by "cool" you mean "brutally and irreversibly stupid", right?

Well, at least this guy. I couldn't even imagine washing my glasses while they're still on my face. That's like ironing your shirt while you're still wearing it.

[DarthRetard]

I did that once on a dare.....man I was easily amused when younger.:o

[BookstoreEscapee]

:lol:

Oh, man, another thing I would pay to see.

I must maintain that the lotion tissue (which I didn't realize since I don't actually buy lotion tissues) is far less stupid than spraying cleaner on them when you are wearing them. Unfortunately, it necessitated actually going to the sink and washing them with soap. It was a long time ago though and hasn't happened since. :yes:

[blas87]

I wish I was a young child again who didn't know the true meaning of stupid.

My mom bought me Hershey flavored chapstick for V-Day. On the tube it reads: Not to be eaten, keep out of eye area.

Are you farking KIDDING me? Who the hell would eat that?

Then again, Jessica Simpson did come out with some products and delightful cosmetics that were edible.......ack. I remember buying her vanilla cupcake body spritz and licking it out of curiosity. And it didn't taste half bad.