Phone Jockey has competition, Today's Waiterrant

[wagegoth]

Use this link http://waiterrant.net/?p=353 to read Waiter's top ten quotes of the holiday weekend.

I don't miss working with the public.

[toolbert]

I am actually very glad to say I've never heard #10 said anywhere in my life. One of these days maybe, but not anytime soon. As for the gift certificate one, in California at least, it would be valid. But still, I don't want to see someone pull that out on me :lol:

[XCashier]

I am actually very glad to say I've never heard #10 said anywhere in my life.
Sounds like someone saw American Pie too many times...:eek:

[dispatch]

that killed more braincells than the jackass 2 commercial, more and more I just want to run off into the wilderness of wyoming, away from people, and do the Jeramiah Johnson thing

[thegiraffe]

I sat there for like 2 days and read the entire waiterrant site. I'm intrigued, entertained, etc. It's so well written!