Kmart greeters are dumb?

[bendertiger]

A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into K-Mart with her
two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the
entrance.

The K-Mart greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to K-mart. Nice
children you've got there - are they twins?"

The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't,
the oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the hell would
you think they're twins?........ Are you blind or just stupid?
Do you really think they look alike?"

"No", replies the greeter . "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice!"

[Ree]

Heh...I heard it as a "Wal-Mart" greeter. ;)
http://www.customerssuck.com/board/showthread.php?p=11327#post11327

[LostMyMind]

Kmart have greeters? Wow, I guess I should go visit a Kmart. Haven't been in one for at least 10 years.

[Mr. Rager!]

K-Mart used to have greeters. The guy that created Wal-Mart got the idea to have greeters from K-Mart.

Basically, Walton walked into a K-Mart and said, "I could do this, only better"

So yeah, they *used* to have greeters.

[Becks]

A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into K-Mart with her
two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the
entrance.

The K-Mart greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to K-mart. Nice
children you've got there - are they twins?"

The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't,
the oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the hell would
you think they're twins?........ Are you blind or just stupid?
Do you really think they look alike?"

"No", replies the greeter . "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice!"


I told that joke to my boss, but instead of a customer, I used an unliked coworker's name. He thought it was hilarious. :D

[gypsywitch84]

A local K-mart near me has a greeter (well more like a goodbyer, he checks the receipts before you leave), while another one doesn't.

[Crazyredhead]

I didn't know that Kmart has ever had a greeter or a goodbyer. The ones around here never has. I don't know why Wal Mart even has a greeter here. She never checks anyones bags, that I have seen, and when the alarm goes off (when I'm around) there is no greeter there, the people just keep walking on through looking with the look of deer caught in the headlights.