The joy of being "Grandma" (slightly icky)

[Ree]

Earlier this evening, my daughter asked me to hold the baby while she got her bath ready.

The baby was butt naked, because she loves to get nekkid while she waits for her bath. :p

I was snuggling her and giving her kisses, and she was kissing me back when she let out this huge burp.
I laughed and kissed her again, and she spit up all over my mouth and down onto my arms. :puke:
I am really squeamish and have a weak stomach, so I'm still shuddering about it.

Anyway, I got that cleaned up and was still snuggling her when all of a sudden, my entire side and legs felt very warm.

She had peed all over me!! :lol:
I was soaked. For a little baby she sure had a lot of pee. :eek:

I laughed so hard.
After her bath, I would look at her and ask, "Did you pee on Grandma?" and she would just giggle.
She thought it was hilarious. (It was probably my reaction and tone of voice that she was responding to, because I am sure she's much too small to realize what she had done.)

Oh well...I'm sure it won't be the only time that happens. I just found it too funny and had to share. :p

[Broomjockey]

Aw, geez. Groady! Ick! *shudder* :lol:

Anyways, funny, and glad you're keeping a healthy attitude about it :)

[Peppergirl]

Wow...she peed on you AND spit up nearly simultaneously? :lol:

She is one TALENTED kid. ;)

The visual I got from this is tickling me. Although, I'm blissfully between the baby and grand-baby stage, so my turn is coming again someday! ;)

[BookstoreEscapee]

Wow, Ree, you got it from both ends. There's gotta be some culture out there that thinks that's lucky...or something...:p

[Ree]

Wow...she peed on you AND spit up nearly simultaneously? :lol:

She is one TALENTED kid. ;)Yeah, it was like she suddenly decided to get all the liquids out of her body.

I'm just glad it was only pee.

As for spitting up on my mouth....I still do a bit of a dry heave when I think of it. I can barely handle slobber, let alone undigested formula.

[Boozy]

Oh thank god it was formula.

:lol:

[BookstoreEscapee]

I can barely handle slobber, let alone undigested formula.

Better than digested formula from the other end...:D

[Bright_Star]

I'm surprised she didn't poop on you as well...lol.

[hawkchick11]

As for spitting up on my mouth....I still do a bit of a dry heave when I think of it. I can barely handle slobber, let alone undigested formula.

I'm the same way.. I just about threw up every time my son would spit up on me.

I could handle him slobbering on me, but spit up/puke? Oh hell no.

[The Gatekeeper]

It's one thing to wake up in ones own puke and fluids (not that it's ever happened to me...no never...I new this person...once...uhh yeah) but when it belongs to someone else? ewww! And to be awake when it happens? ewww!!!

[Hello Kitty]

Heh, my uncle in law was hoisting his baby up in the air over his head, going "wheeeee" and baby spits up right in his open mouth! He still tells the story, and the "baby" is now 18.

[Tanasi]

A naked baby is a lot like a grenade without a pin, it's just aching to go off. All five of my kids have puked, peed, crapped, and slobbered on me and my wife. One day I intend to return the favor.
Unless the kid is in trouble I refuse to handle babies anymore, I've learned from experience.