A Twist! The Person Below You

[Sarlon]

can you wait a few hours...I just filled up on popcorn at the movies.

TPBM wants to see the new star wars movie.

[Shangri-laschild]

I haven't decided yet. Probably eventually.

The person below me wants to come people watch with me (the new police recruit hopefulls have an orientation today)

[Sarlon]

PEOPLE WATCHING IS FUN!!!! I'm actually scarrily accurate with people I've never met before >.> want proof? Send me a picture of just your eyes, good clear picture.

TPBM wants to try out what I just said.

[Shangri-laschild]

True. I'm debating it :)

The person below me has a bad habit of hanging out at work when they aren't actually working.

[Sarlon]

always...I just PRETEND I'm working ;)

TPBM thinks I'm a horribly forgetful mother cause I forgot to put down my furbabies food and water today after I brought her home :(

[crazylegs]

Nah, it's not like you do that every day.

TPBM will upload the CDs I found onto my iPod for me.

[Sarlon]

I would...I just don't know how.

TPBM wants to go to my parents house with me for some fresh maryland crab for dinner.

[crazylegs]

Yer, that sounds fun.

TPBM will help me get better weather this summer.

[Sarlon]

sure...just make sure that you send rain to me, and I'll send you our hot humid dry weather ^_^

TPBM wants to go to the movies.

[BookstoreEscapee]

Sure...what's playin'?

/deja vu


The person below me is watching the Olympics.

[Shangri-laschild]

Nope. I don't watch much tv and especially not much sports.

The person below me is having computer issues.

[BookstoreEscapee]

My computer is an issue!

TPBM wants to come to Great Adventure with me :D

[crazylegs]

Where...?

TPBM will *have* a great adventure with me.

[Sarlon]

can't to depressed...

TPBM wants to hang out this week.

[crazylegs]

Sure, any plans or just off the cuff stuff?

TPBM will give me a back rub.

[Sarlon]

only if you come hang out with me...I'll give you a full body massage :P

TPBM knows a good cat whisperer

[crazylegs]

only if you come hang out with me...I'll give you a full body massage :P

:eyewaggle:

I can whisper to cats if that counts...? :p

TPBM is as annoyed with iTunes as I am.

[iradney]

Er
depends :)

TPBM is gonna meet me on vent tonight?

[crazylegs]

'fraid not, but could do elsewhere in the intarwebz?

TPBM is enjoying their day off.

[Shangri-laschild]

Today's the day that all the students come back so not only is it not my day off, but it's also going to be crazy.

The person below me is enjoying themselves

[Trayol]

Yes I'm on CS.com before I start my new job.

TPBM wants to give me food. (I'm a college student)

[crazylegs]

Sure, lessee what we've got in the fridge,
Cheese
Ham
Scotch Eggs
Turkey
Home made green tomato chutney
Mayo
Pork from yesterdays roast

Take your pick

TPBM will now restock my fridge...

[SengaKitty]

If I had anything to restock it with I would, but I just quit my job, so we're rather low on funds..... And anyway, I was putting more money in my gas tank than my belly with that job....

TPBM knows of a good office job in Louisville

[Shangri-laschild]

False. I've never been there before.

The person below me wants to keep me awake seeing as how I was out till midnight or so when I work at 7am.

[crazylegs]

The person below me wants to keep me awake seeing as how I was out till midnight or so when I work at 7am.
























































BOO!

TPBM is opting for a quieter post.

[SengaKitty]

Not really I'm actually about to post a rather long rant..

TPBM is going to give me an idea as to how to get the smoke smell out of my building's hallways so I don't have to suffer everytime I walk downstairs....

[Shangri-laschild]

The only thing I use to take care of bad smells (when it's not clothes) is usually febreeeze and nice smelling candles, but I think your apartment has had enough candles.

The person below me wants to come make all the keys disapear

[crazylegs]

Sure I can do that.

TPBM wants to take this metric fucktron of keys off me I've just aquired?

[Princess-Snake]

Sure, why not? I've got plenty of places to put them.

TPBM have any mustard for my grilled cheese?

[Shangri-laschild]

Somewhere around here

The person below me wishes they could fly

[XCashier]

Like an eagle...to the sea...

TPBM is fighting to stay awake.

[Sarlon]

after last night...yes...but I'm going out to dinner and a movie with my mom tonight.

TPBM wants to suggest a good movie.

[crazylegs]

Meh, Haven't been to the Cinema for a while so alas not.

TPBM will have better luck recommended a movie to TPAM.

[BookstoreEscapee]

Sorry, the last movie I saw in the theaters was Juno. I hear the Dark Knight is good...

TPBM likes to wish upon stars.

[crazylegs]

Not really, it doesn't do anything.

TPBM will help me get good weather for my (long) weekend off?

[Trayol]

Sure you can send the bad weather here. Is it wrong to laugh at the mass confusion of move-in day with rain.

TPBM has slept more than 10 hours in the past 3 days.

[Sarlon]

does passing out for a few hours count?

TPBM wants to give me a back massage.

[Shangri-laschild]

Sure :)

The person below me is sleepy

[crazylegs]

Nah, too much caffiene.

TPBM can think of a reason to celebrate.

[Sarlon]

we're alive another day? the world hasn't blown up yet...

TPBM wants to help take trash out of my apartment.

[SengaKitty]

No, no not really..... Sorry, can't stand taking out the trash lol

TPBM has advice to help me get my son back.

[crazylegs]

Alas, I'm no expert on US law I'm afraid.

TPBM can help TPAM?

[Sarlon]

I don't know the story so I cna't help much.

TPBM will be able to help her.

[CaroPhoenix]

Nope, sorry, I'm just a lowly retail slave at work right now. :( I can't help no one with legal advice. :cry:

TPBM will give me something to do as the majority of the people who come to the store are either still asleep (after all, they're gamers) or they're at Dragon-Con!

[BookstoreEscapee]

Got a good book?

TPBM will call my pharmacy and pretend to be my doctor to authorize my prescription refill.

[crazylegs]

Uh, I'm sure that's probably illegal, and since I like my job...

TPBM *is* a pharmacist?

[Sarlon]

nope.

TPBM will help my mom and i finish thier website inventory.

[ReadyToRetire]

Probably not, but how many websites do you have to count anyway? lol

TPBM forgot about this game like I did.

[BookstoreEscapee]

Didn't forget but haven't been participating much lately.

TPBM missed me :angel:

[SengaKitty]

Of course :) :)

TPBM is sleepy like me... Damn 7 tops *yawwwwwwwn*

[Sarlon]

sleepy but can't sleep...

TPBM wants to lend me a sleeping pill so I can sleep before the sun comes up.

[Shangri-laschild]

I have none to lend :(

The person below me wants to come help fold laundry

[BookstoreEscapee]

Nah, I got my own laundry to deal with.

TPBM agrees that banana cake counts as breakfast food because it has banana (flavor) in it. :D

[crazylegs]

Hmm, not quite I'm afraid (but then I don't eat breakfast anyhow so...)

TPBM eats breakfast.

[BookstoreEscapee]

Try to.

Does it count as lunch since I was eating it at 1pm?

TPBM likes my reasoning.

[crazylegs]

Yer, sounds good to me.

TPBM didn't have to (mostly) stand in one place all day today..?

[BookstoreEscapee]

Nope. I am off on Sundays. I sleep in. :D

TPBM does not have to work tomorrow or at least gets holiday pay for it.

[crazylegs]

Wrong on both counts, we've already had our August bank holiday (Hence my six day mini break

TPBM has only three pay days until Christmas?

[SengaKitty]

Nope... I get paid bi weekly, but I also get my tips every day :-D

TPBM can give some advice on the situation with my son (re: Need advice, ex-idiot issues)

[BookstoreEscapee]

Unfortunately, no, but I will send good thoughts your way.

TPBM is jealous that I have a puppie on my lap :)

[protege]

False...since I have a kitty on my lap :p

TPBM has been on CS all day long.

[SengaKitty]

False... I've been at work most of the day, then stuck in traffic for nearly an hour on what should have been a 15 minute drive home.....

TPBM wants to have a glass of wine with me tonight

[Sarlon]

FUCK YES!!! I'll even bring a bottle of apple cranberry wine

TPBM wants to kill my EX for the sh*t hes been pulling.

[SengaKitty]

Gladly if you'll kill mine....... *brings out the sharp pointy objects for said mission....*

TPBM wishes they could have joined me for a nice stiff double white russian instead of the intended glass of wine, since it took over an hour to get where I was going (again, a 15 minute drive...)

[Sarlon]

you have that I'll stick with my wine!

TPBM wants to help build my website ><

[BookstoreEscapee]

I know nothing of building websites. Most of my HTML at this point was learned from posting here... :rolleyes:

My dad just took over as the new webmaster for his Navy ship's reunion association...he's learning all kinds of fun stuff. (He even has an official webmaster@... email address. I told him I won't call him sir. :p)

TPBM feels <ahem> sad <cough> for my roommate because today is her last day of being a bum after having almost a month off (she's a teacher and summer camp ended the first week of August). Poor baby :rolleyes:

[Sarlon]

OH sooo sad!!! (scarcasm)

TPBM knows why some military people don't like being called sir ^_^ (or at least the reason I've been told by numerous people)

[BookstoreEscapee]

Um, cuz they're women?

TPBM wants to convince Ex he should not take Pablo home yet.

[crazylegs]

Sounds good to me, all I need are some contact details and 'the boys', and we're fine

TPBM knows why some military people don't like being called sir ^_^ (or at least the reason I've been told by numerous people)

Because they work for a living...? ;)

TPBM has three days left before they have some days off?

[Shangri-laschild]

Only true if we don't count today :)

The person below me wants to watch my bike while I'm at work to make sure the students don't mess with it.

[crazylegs]

Give me a pair of *very* powerful binoculars and I might be able to do something...

TPBM will give me a lift to my meeting tomorrow?

[BookstoreEscapee]

Uh, sure, just as soon as they finish that bridge across the Atlantic.

TPBM did not have to cram 2 days worth of work into 1 day like I did today.

[SengaKitty]

False, as the people on nights on Sunday didn't do their jobs, so the morning servers and kitchen people had to do their jobs too.... It sucked :(

TPBM wants to see my new dark cherry coloured hair :D

[gunsage]

The person below me is online now. Or was. Probably. :confused: :dontworkhere:

[BookstoreEscapee]

True. But not for much longer.

The person below me also noticed that the person above me did not answer the person above him's The Person Below Me.

.... -.-

Yeah.

[CaroPhoenix]

I did notice, and I was able to follow that convoluted sentence even without coffee! Go me!

The person below me will help me clean my house. :cry:

[crazylegs]

Uhhhhhh, nah sorry (The air fare would be a killer).

TPBM will impersonate me at work tomorrow?

[Sarlon]

true? um...I can at least do REALLY good improve.

TPBM knows what actor MIGHT be replacing one cast member on NCIS.....so help me god if its true...double kudo's if you know which actor I am refering to, and where he is most known from (at least from a geek point of view).

[crazylegs]

(You'll get a spiffy uniform thrown in for good measure :))

Alas not, my geek card has just been revoked I'm afraid.

TPBM will assist me in regaining said geek card.

[Sarlon]

true....name the main actor from the TV show 7 days!! Also....um...make me a double chocolate chip crosiant (if you can't thats fine....but I bribe well when it comes to renewing geek lisences )

TPBM wants to watch the season premire of Bones tonight.

[crazylegs]

Sounds good to me, although the swim is a bit of a challenge.

TPBM will lend my a damn fast plane (and a pilot and some fuel)

[Shangri-laschild]

If only I had one, then sure.

The person below me wants to come watch movies with me tonight

[crazylegs]

TPAM should see the answer I wrote when I was above them answering the last 'TPBM' post (god my head hurts)

TPBM will sort out my post into some kind of sense.

[Sarlon]

nope don't want make my own head hurt!

TPBM wants to help me clean my hoiuse up before wednesday since I've having lunch with EQ.

[crazylegs]

Only if I'm also invited.

TPBM has a waterproof coat for all the crap weather out there.

[SengaKitty]

Nope.... But I don't mind getting a little wet....

TPBM knows something about giving a kidney that they can tell me......

[crazylegs]

Some people only have the one kidney which is actually both joined together.

TPBM didn't know that.

[SengaKitty]

Nope I sure didn't!

TPBM is excited for me that two of my good friends who I haven't seen in a LONG time are almost done with their journey to live with me and the fiance :)

[Sarlon]

VERY happy for you!!!

TPBM wants to house sit for me over the weekend so I can go do work for my parents house....you will be paid by lunch with me and EQ and POSSIBLY RW.

[SengaKitty]

I would but I have a lot going on this weekend

TPBM wants to help me kick some ass in spades

[BookstoreEscapee]

Sure thing! I'll kick, you grab the baby and run!

The person below me saw the plane that landed on the Garden State Parkway this afternoon.

[Sarlon]

had tro of been a big plane fopr me to see it :P but nope not even on the news.

TPBM knows any single men in my neck of the woods.

[crazylegs]

Sorry, don't know of any close to you

TPBM knows of some single ladies in my neck of the woods.

[CaroPhoenix]

Nope, sorry ... I don't know any single ladies. I work in a Gaming Store! :p

The person below me will now go and post something in the "The Person Above Me" thread. :D

[BookstoreEscapee]

OK. TPBM will go see what I'm about to post there.

[ReadyToRetire]

Nope. For some reason, I just don't like that thread.

TPBM is going to tell us what they're doing, because I can't think of anything.

[CaroPhoenix]

I'm going to Disney World! Nah, I'm actually going to be grocery shopping I wish I were going to Disney World.

TPBM would like to tell me what to put on my grocery list.

[crazylegs]

Scotch eggs, ingredients for yorkshire puddings and decent beef joint. (plus some potatos for roasting!)

TPBM is enjoying their Sunday off.

[Sarlon]

kinda, I'm at home alone with my dad while mom is at church.

TPBM wants to help me finish filing.

[crazylegs]

Yer, I might as well...

TPBM will bake me some cookies.

[Sarlon]

sure just wait 2 days (mine take that long to make and bake)

TPBM wants to be paid in said cookies to help clean my house intime for EQ's visit.

[crazylegs]

Well seeing as you're already making them for me I might as well volunteer. :D

TPBM will make the weather sunny here today.

[BookstoreEscapee]

TPBM will make the weather sunny here today.

OK, the weather is sunny here today :D

TPBM will happy dance with me because Pablo is staying a bit longer :happy dance:

[Trayol]

I shall do the gazumption dance.

TPBM would like to send me a care package. (I like Pop-Tarts)

[BookstoreEscapee]

Sorry I gazumped you. I would be happy to send Pop-Tarts. Except chocolate frosted. The chocolate frosted are be all mine. MINE!!!

TPBM is slightly frightened.

[Trayol]

I'm more amused than frightened.

TPBM is enjoying the first few weeks of schoolin'.

[the_std]

I graduated Uni this summer, so no more school for me! Yay!

TPBM is thinking about buying something stupidly expensive.

[crazylegs]

Not at the mo,

TPBM has bought a new car

[Sarlon]

nope but I want to.

TPBM wants to help me figure out why my kitten keeps chewing up on of my insoles. (ignores the other one, and will continually go after that one no matter what I do)

[Amethyst Hunter]

Most likely kitty is doing it because 1) it's a toy that fascinates her (cats are known for their oddities), and 2) it's now got her scent on it so she regards it as hers and therefore is messing with it.

TPBM will join me in sulkitude and chocolate comfort.

[Sarlon]

ALWAYS go for chocolate....

TPBM wants to help me do some minor renovation on my apartment (strip and repaint the outside doors and window frames, rehang new screens etc)

[Shangri-laschild]

Well I am in a handyman mood so sure :D

The person below me will teach me how to read minds so that I can be less confused about a certain someone

[Trayol]

How are you not already clairvoyant, you work in customer service :D

This person below me already knows what I'm going to say.

[Sarlon]

in answer to the thoughts in your head....yes....maybe.....sounds interesting....only on mondays.....ans sure sounds kinky ;)

TPBM wants to give me a back massage.

[crazylegs]

Sure, sounds good to me!

TPBM has been getting angry at the traffic today.

[Sarlon]

always...

TPBM knows what I am thinking! ~sends out my thought waves~

[BookstoreEscapee]

Yes, and I promise not to tell. :D

TPBM would win millions on Jeopardy, if only they would let them play in their living room with no opponents.

[Sarlon]

more then likely....then again I've almost figured out a math equation to the odds of deal or no deal.

TPBM wants to buy me some groceries so i can eat this week.

[Shangri-laschild]

I'm broke till the end of the week so I can't help :(

The person below me will help me wake up earlier so that I start riding my motorcycle to work again.

[Sarlon]

surre :D :devil: ~sits beside your bed with a loud bull horn and air horn WAITING for 6am to wake you up~

TPBM wants EQ to call me so I can plan lunch tomorrow with me ><

[crazylegs]

*cough*

OI! EQ!!!! Ring Sarlon! ;)

TPBM doesn't shout much

[BookstoreEscapee]

True.

TPBM is not from around here.

[PuckishOne]

Indeed not. I am from a very special place. ;)


The person below me will eat vegetables in the next 12 hours.

[BookstoreEscapee]

Yes, I have carrots to take with my lunch tomorrow.

TPBM likes an odd flavor of ice cream.

[Sarlon]

green icecream with black dots, um moosetracks, cookie dough, black rasberry

TPBM wishes they were me tomorrow. ~is having lunch with EQ tomorrow~

[crazylegs]

Sounds like a giggle, isn't there a book where people swap bodies for the day...?

TPBM wants to do something silly.

[Shangri-laschild]

Yes but it's more of a general feeling then an exact silly act in mind.

The person below me wants to help me figure out what the hell is going on

[Trayol]

I will if I can.

TPBM wants to send me a herring.

[Sarlon]

ooo to easy... :salmon:

:rimshot:

TPBM saw that one coming

[Shangri-laschild]

Nope, it's too early in the morning :)

The person below me wants to stop me from talking myself out of a good idea.

[Sarlon]

smacks you up side the head~ don't talk yourself out of a good idea,

TPBM wants tov let me borrow thier digital camera so that I can take pictures of my fur baby.

[SengaKitty]

*hands cell phone* That's the best I have dear...

TPBM understands and can explain to me how one minute guys can be sweet and wonderful, and the next be complete pricks...... GRRRRRRRRRR

[BookstoreEscapee]

Sorry, no, and I suspect I never will.

TPBM is excited for ABC Family's cheertastic weekend... (Bring It On and all it's descendents, apparently playing all weekend)

[SengaKitty]

Nope, not at all.. Now I'm REALLY glad I work open to close tomorrow :-P

TPBM agrees with Heritage.com that my son looks more like me (see thread about to be posted)

[Sarlon]

hard to tell...(small pictures and all)

TPBM wants to loan me $30

[Trayol]

I'd be willing to.

TPBM wants to do a reverse rain dance for me.

[CaroPhoenix]

I can try, but I only know how to dance "The Twist". :p

The person below me will teach me how to dance.

[Shangri-laschild]

Hahaha.....depends on what kind of dancing you're wanting to learn.

The person below me wants to come keep me company tonight while I slowly load the Gilmore Girls episodes onto my computer and my friends use my car to pick up girls.

[Sarlon]

suuuure I'd if invited you to the D&D game tonight.

TPBM wants to figure out a REALLY goood reciepe for humble pie...so I can ask someone to join a D&D game...(someone I really only kinda like as a player since hes a bit of an asshole)

[Shangri-laschild]

Hm. I have no ideas :(

The person below me wants to help me scope out a bigger hard drive since I've run out of space.

[Sarlon]

um....sure....

TBPM hasn't been sleeping well.

[crazylegs]

Can't say I've been sleeping badly at all.

TPBM is in their capital city.

[CaroPhoenix]

Nope, actually, I've never been to Richmond.

TPBM will join my Church of the Heavenly Rocks. :roll:

[BookstoreEscapee]

Sure, why not? I just showed that thread to my roomie. She teaches 1st grade at a Catholic school so all the funnier.

TPBM can do a perfect pushup.

[Sarlon]

nope limited range of motion in my left shoulder from tearing it out twice in high school....can't get it all the way out for a proper push up.

TPBM wants to have a drinking game made based on the 3 blade movies...

the biggest one being "everytime a vamp goes poof take a sip" you'll be mostly drunk before the end of the first scene of the first movie.

[Fenrus]

True... I've done that once... Also did a game where in 7th grade, my friends and I had this game where every time my science teacher would say "okay" in a lecture, we'd pop a piece of candy...

One day, he said it 47 times... that was a fun day (good thing it was the last class of the day!)

TPBM has, at one time, set off a homemade explosive device... (and be honest!)

[Sarlon]

um does my dad's temper count?

TPBM wants to blow up my upstairs neighbor for BLASTING his music over my bedroom at 8am, then trying to say he thought the speaker was broken....and COMPLAINED because I told him to turn it down saying "but its 8am not after 11pm".

[crazylegs]

Well, if he were in the same country as I, I might be able to arrange a visit from a works car but that would be about it I'm afraid!

TPBM is footsore.

[SengaKitty]

Nope, not since I'm on my 3rd unplanned day off thanks to Ike...

TPBM knows a good lawyer who can give me advice...

[Sarlon]

not around your area sorry...

TPBM went on a date tonight and had the best time they've had in a LONG time. (I did...had drinks with someone I just met and had a BLAST!)

[SengaKitty]

Nope, River was at work... *sigh*

TPBM knows a cure for writers' block

[CaroPhoenix]

If I did, I'd be at my computer writing all the stories that are floating in my head, but won't come out on computer screen.

The person below me wants to go to my doctor's appointment today for me.

[Shangri-laschild]

No but if you call down to the court house there I would think they should be able to give you some names of people who do that kind of stuff.

The person below me will make my office less cold

[crazylegs]

Does dragon breath count (le heavy sigh! :lol:)

TPBM didn't do it. :p

[Sarlon]

no i didn't do it....but I did that thing :P

TPBM wants to go bleed for me. (no it won't kill you)

[crazylegs]

How do you deal with disapointment? ;)

TPBM has sworn in the last 12 hours

[Sarlon]

yep....only at my neighbor again though.

TPBM wants to keep cuddling with my fur baby so i can go bleed

[Shangri-laschild]

mmmmmmwarmth......uh...yes.

The person below me wants to do one thing today that puts them outside of their comfort zone.

[crazylegs]

Waaaaaay ahead of you there, already done it.

TPBM is going for an italian tonight?

[CaroPhoenix]

Nope, my Grandpa is in New Jersey & since he's the only Italian I know, and he lives 4 hours away, I can't see him tonight. However, I've put spaghetti sauce in my crock pot, and it's cooking right now (and making my house smell delicious to boot!) and then I'll be cooking up noodles to go with said sauce ... yummy!

TPBM wants to go with me when I have my CT scan and hold my hand.

[Sarlon]

Sends my spirit to hold your hand and comfort you~ best I can do on short notice sorry :P

TPBM wants to go smack some sense into someone for me

[Trayol]

Sure, I'll grab my Bat of Knowledge (patent pending)

TPBM would like to invest in my new product.

[CaroPhoenix]

Most definitely! I could use it on some of my customers and all of my husband's friends. :D What? Did I say something wrong? :roll:

The person below me will send me good vibes for the next week and a half.

[BookstoreEscapee]

Dosage: Take one first thing in the morning, with coffee. Time release formula lasts a full 24 hours.
~~good vibe~~
~~good vibe~~
~~good vibe~~
~~good vibe~~
~~good vibe~~
~~good vibe~~
~~good vibe~~
~~good vibe~~
~~good vibe~~
~~good vibe~~
~~good vibe~~
~~good vibe~~
~~good vibe~~
~~good vibe~~

That's 14...two full weeks for good measure. (And notice our new Purple flavor! :p)

The person below me has a 3 day weekend.

[BookstoreEscapee]

True!!! :D

The person below me is jealous.

[Sarlon]

only because you have a job...

TPBM wants to buy my magic cards.

[SengaKitty]

Depends how much you want... they'd make a great present for my SO :D

TPBM wants to help me research joint custody rulings

[Trayol]

Only if I'm made in food and video games.

TPBM wants to do my class readings for me.

[crazylegs]

Meh, depends on the class

TPBM has another 5 days to go before their next rest day and is as tired as I.

[Shangri-laschild]

Well today is my last day off and then I'll be working 5 days in a row, but I'm not too tired

The person below me wants to help me clean up the mess of Mac parts I've made now that I'm done doing mods

[Sarlon]

only if you don't want them to be usable after I touch them...

TPBM wants to go help me spend my winnings tomorrow!! ^_^

[SengaKitty]

Heck yeah! come over to Louisville :D

[Trayol]

TPAM had a telepathic message and the answer is "Yes, definately."

TPBM wants to know what the message was.

[Shangri-laschild]

Yes, because I'm a curious person.

The person below me wants to come spray paint with me

[SilverOrb]

Very very true... But I'd probably "accidently" hit you with it.

The person below me wants to go to work for me and have fun hanging up on idiots.

[CaroPhoenix]

While your job sounds like a lot of fun, I'm hungry and I'm waiting for the pizza man to show up with pizza goodness!

The person below me will send me good vibes as I'm still waiting for my doctor to call with the results of my CT scan.

[crazylegs]

TPAM can have all the good vibes I can muster.

TPBM will make my week exciting (but not in a scary way)

[Trayol]

Oh, darn. <puts away impliments>

TPBM would like a herring and a shruberry.

[BookstoreEscapee]

No, I live in an upstairs apartment, therefore no place for shrubbery, and I don't like fish.

TPBM went to the gym for an hour+ today, too. :D

[CaroPhoenix]

Hahahaahaha! You're too funny! :roll: Going to the gym ... ha ha .. Ummm ... you are serious, aren't you?

The person below me knows when my doctor will call me with my test results! The suspense is killing me!

[BookstoreEscapee]

Yes, but HIPAA prevents me from telling you. Sorry.

The person below me is good at word games.

[saint]

True.

The person below me is Irish.

[Sarlon]

nope...but my family drinks like they are ^_^

TPBM wants to give me a REALLY good idea for a birthday present for 2 different women one turning 50 and the other 75.

[Shangri-laschild]

Hm....no clue....what do you buy for women anyway?

The person below me wants to come help me lug an entertainment center and then go computer hunting.

[crazylegs]

Hm....no clue....what do you buy for women anyway?

The person below me wants to come help me lug an entertainment center and then go computer hunting.

Yer, why not, I could do with the exercise

TPBM will go to my boring meeting on Thursday.

[BookstoreEscapee]

No, sorry. I'm on vacation for the rest of the week and I plan to stay that way.

TPBM wants to vacate with me.

[saint]

Depends on where your going.

TPBM has brown eyes.

[Trayol]

So true.

TPBM is sick of politics like me. All hail the queen.

[BookstoreEscapee]

Yes. Glad I will be out to dinner tomorrow and will "miss" (not really) the VP debate.

TPBM will not engage in a political argument on this site.

[Shangri-laschild]

True :)

The person below me is having a good morning

[BookstoreEscapee]

True! It's my birthday and I took the day off of work (and the next two days, too!). :D

The person below me also has a birthday today. (I know someone who does.....)

[Sarlon]

Nope, mines not till march...erm I mean....june...yeah....june.... >.>

TPBM knows I'm lying about that statement.

[BookstoreEscapee]

True.

The person below me knows who else has a birthday today.

[Shangri-laschild]

True and both the person above me and the other person are awesome :D

The person below me is up for an adventure

[Sarlon]

sure...why not my trip to NZ was canceled... :cry:

TPBM wants to help raise funds for me to go there.

[BookstoreEscapee]

Only if I can come too.

TPBM will join me for the Private Practice season premier tonight.

[Shangri-laschild]

I'll be watching it but possibly not tonight

The person below me likes to build things

[CaroPhoenix]

I like to build .. umm ... well, I like to build ... I don't know what I like to build. I'm sure I do like to build something though. I'll have to get back to you on that.

TPBM will make all my calls to the specialists for me.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

What do I look like, a receptionist? :D

The person below me will make post #2000 in this thread.

[Shangri-laschild]

pfft....not if I can help it...wait...oops.

The person below me will come help me wake up

[Sarlon]

sure! :angel: ~walks into the room your sleeping with, with a wet cat, ice cold water and a bullhorn~

TPBM will help keep me warm till my heaters show up.

[BookstoreEscapee]

Well, I suppose you could borrow Pablo. He's a little living heating pad.

TPBM will tell me Pablo will be fine after his seizure this morning. (:()

[Shangri-laschild]

*major hugs* hang in there. He sounds like a tough dog.

The person below me also wants to reasure BookstoreEscapee

[CaroPhoenix]

Yes! BookstoreEscapee, Pablo will be fine. :hug:

The person below me will explain to me why my daughter decides to take naps at the most inopportune times.

[BookstoreEscapee]

Inopportune for who?

TPBM likes to take naps.

[Sarlon]

no...only because I'll be up all night if I do...never fails.

TPBM wants to continue the story in the other post.

[Shangri-laschild]

Maybe if I knew which post....but I don't, so I can't

The person below me is spacey in the mornings

[Sarlon]

spacey...its just a BROAD term....starry eyed maybe? but spacey....maybe...

TPBM knows a good way to cheer me up.

[CaroPhoenix]

Yes, yes I do! Sailor Jerry's RUM!!! And strip clubs! And more rum! And a wild D&D game!! And more Rum!!! And umm ... a nice long soak in a bubbly bath with soft music playing and you can float and close your eyes and dream and dream and ... Ahem ... how does that sound?

TPBM will explain why I'm one of the lucky 16% of the population that got an extra spleen.

[BookstoreEscapee]

You can have an extra spleen? :headscratch:

The person below me never heard of that either.

[XCashier]

You're right, I haven't. :confused:

TPBM is looking forward to Halloween.

[CaroPhoenix]

Yes, yes I am looking forward to Halloween! My daughter has finally figured out "Trick or Treat" gets her candy from peoples.

TPBM has no extra innards in them. :p

(For the record, I have what is called an "accessory spleen" - nothing dangerous & doesn't have to be removed, though if my main spleen is removed, the accessory spleen has a 50/50 chance of taking over).

[Sarlon]

nope still all my orginal parts...tonsils, appendix, spleen...you get the drift

TPBM wants to join my D&D game.

[SengaKitty]

Sure! Where at?

TPBM Wants to come fold and put my clothes away for me

[CaroPhoenix]

HAH!!!! I haven't even done it at my house. :p Sorry.

TPBM wants to come to my house and do all my lifting for me.

[Sarlon]

only if you join my D&D game :P.

TPBM wants to loan me a space heater to warm up my apartment.

[crazylegs]

Sod that, I'll let you relocate somewhere warm and exotic and you don't have to work anymore. How does that sound?

TPBM will give me something exciting to do on my days off.

[Sarlon]

sure come to nowhereville, I'll let you into my D&D group :P

TPBM wonders if my group will survive fighting a white dragon.

[crazylegs]

Of course, how hard can it be? ;)

TPBM will explain how D+D works as I haven't the foggiest.

[SengaKitty]

It's a table top RPG.... that's about all I know.. I'm not very good at it *laugh*

TPBM wants to pay my rent-a-center bill this week...

[BookstoreEscapee]

Eh, sure, why not?

TPBM is impressed with idrinkarum's accessorizing abilities.

*(For the record, I have what is called an "accessory spleen" - nothing dangerous & doesn't have to be removed, though if my main spleen is removed, the accessory spleen has a 50/50 chance of taking over).*

[crazylegs]

Indeed, but is there coordination? :p

TPBM is doing something out of spite.

[BookstoreEscapee]

Nah, I'm not a very spiteful person.

TPBM wants to get me milk (skim, please).

[crazylegs]

Full skim? You might as well drink water... ;) Sure thing, anything else while at the shop?

TPBM will pay for the freight charge for BSEs milk.

[BookstoreEscapee]

Uh, never mind. I'll just run over to 7-11.

TPBM thinks anything over 1% is disgusting.

[crazylegs]

Nah, I'll quite happily drink Gold Top (from) Jersey milk, but it's so calorie laden it's only *very* occasionaly (about once a year) I drink it.

TPBM has undertaken a truely altruistic action recently.

[BookstoreEscapee]

No but I'll be making a donation to the Leukemia/Lymphoma society in the near future (see "Sad Happenings" if you're interested in details).

TPBM will do something nice for someone today.

[Shangri-laschild]

I made my friend PBJs and am working an overnight shift that I volunteered for.

The person below me wants to come help us fix the car tomorrow

[CaroPhoenix]

I have no clue how to fix a car. However, I can sit on the side of the road and be the car mechanic's cheerleader. :D

TPBM will tell me what I want for breakfast.

[crazylegs]

Full english!

TPBM is a secret lemonade drinker.

[BookstoreEscapee]

Not so secret. I had some with dinner last night.

TPBM should try Minute Maid's Pomegranate Lemonade. :p

[crazylegs]

Meh, could do. Be interesting fiding some though.

TPBM has a cancelled rest day (again).

[BookstoreEscapee]

No but it's my last day before I go back to work for a whole week! (Haven't worked a full week in the last 3 weeks.) But then I have the following week off (then no more days until Thanksgiving).

TPBM wants to come slap me.

[crazylegs]

Nah, you're far to nice for that.

TPBM will have Christmas Day and New Years day off.

[Sarlon]

unknown since I am still unemployeed.

TPBM wants my money to hurry up from somethign I sold.

[crazylegs]

Indeed I do.

TPBM is listening to new music.

[BookstoreEscapee]

Nope, no music. Just traffic and the humming of my computer.

TPBM's computer does not hum.

[SilverOrb]

Nope... Just dings at weird moments.

TPBM wants to help me clean my rattie cages.

[BookstoreEscapee]

No but I'll be happy to play with the ratties while you clean. :D

TPBM wants to help me flip my mattress.

[crazylegs]

Sure, I've got nothing else planned this evening

TPBM is about to enjoy tea.

[BookstoreEscapee]

Nope. Just had chocolate-beer cake. :cheers:

TPBM wants some.

[Trayol]

Hmm, I'm intrigued...Yes send me some please.

TPBM wants to do a jig.

[CaroPhoenix]

Sure ... if I could dance. :p

TPBM will give me a really good back massage 'cos my back is all kinds of messed up and hurty right now. :cry:

[crazylegs]

I could do but I'm no chiropractor and I'd probably do more harm than good.

TPBM has an unusual skill.

[CaroPhoenix]

I could tell you my unusual skill, but then I'd have to kill you. :D

TPBM wants to go out drinking with me this weekend.

[BookstoreEscapee]

Sure! I don't have to work next week! :drink:

TPBM wants to buy me and idrinkarum a round.

[SilverOrb]

You got it. Or perhaps I can just pull out the SoCo or wine?
TPBM wants to buy me dinner

[CaroPhoenix]

Sure! Are you anywhere near Northern VA? That would make it easier for me as I work on Saturday.

TPBM will help me become less directionally challenged.

[Shangri-laschild]

Hahahaha.....twice now, while trying to leave Chicago, I've gotten lost in Indiana...so no, probably not.

The person below me will tell me why I've had a weird headache off and on for a week now.

[crazylegs]

Sure, it's from banging your head against the wall due to dense students.

TPBM has a trade (Programmer/Plumber/Electrician etc.)