ArcticChicken
04-17-2008, 03:25 AM
I have definitely been cloned by mad scientists!
So, several years ago, when I was getting my GED, the the community college I went to in order to prep had a fire drill. So there I was standing outside, reading my book, when a random girl starts talking to me like she knows me. She turns to look at me and exclaims "Oh, I thought you were my best friend! Sorry." and wanders off to find her real friend.
Later that week I was standing outside waiting for my bus, reading like usual, when a professor walks up to me and makes some flippant comment about how I 'always have my nose in a book' or some thing. I look up at him with a "who the fuck are you?" look and my face, and he says "Oh, I'm sorry I thought you were one of my students." And leaves.
Later, the the guy pizza place I would get my lunch at when I walked to the library ($3 for two slices of cheese and a soda, good pizza, too.) got my regular order confused with someone else's.
Then I moved to Philly. While I was walking home from the library (can you sense a theme here?) some man was outside doing yard work or whatever, and stopped me and asked me if I was <some guy>'s daughter. No, no I'm not.
A few months after that some random guy on the street stopped and tried to sell me something electronic. I was having none of it. He then proceeded to insist I was 'Chrissy', one of his friends college roommates, and that we used to hang out all the time, didn't I remember him? I'm not sure this one really counts, as he then proceeded to ask me out, and became indignant when I refused. No, jackass, it's not because you're black, it's because you're a perfect stranger, and you're creeping me out.
But then, yesterday, I was walking down the street after class, on my way to the train station this happened:
SG = some girl
Me = have a cookie
SG:"Molly!"
ME: *continues walking assuming she's talking to someone behind me*
SG: *walks up to me*
SG: "Molly, I like your new glasses!"
ME: :confused:
SG: ....
SG: "You're not Molly."
ME: "No."
SG: "Wow, I'm sorry, I'm so embarrassed."
ME: "Don't worry about it, that happens to me all the time. Some girl mistook me for her best friend once."
SG: "Thanks for not making me feel stupid."
You see? I must have a clone!
Mom swears that I wasn't twins, that's the only explanation!
That or someone is playing a massive prank on me.
So, several years ago, when I was getting my GED, the the community college I went to in order to prep had a fire drill. So there I was standing outside, reading my book, when a random girl starts talking to me like she knows me. She turns to look at me and exclaims "Oh, I thought you were my best friend! Sorry." and wanders off to find her real friend.
Later that week I was standing outside waiting for my bus, reading like usual, when a professor walks up to me and makes some flippant comment about how I 'always have my nose in a book' or some thing. I look up at him with a "who the fuck are you?" look and my face, and he says "Oh, I'm sorry I thought you were one of my students." And leaves.
Later, the the guy pizza place I would get my lunch at when I walked to the library ($3 for two slices of cheese and a soda, good pizza, too.) got my regular order confused with someone else's.
Then I moved to Philly. While I was walking home from the library (can you sense a theme here?) some man was outside doing yard work or whatever, and stopped me and asked me if I was <some guy>'s daughter. No, no I'm not.
A few months after that some random guy on the street stopped and tried to sell me something electronic. I was having none of it. He then proceeded to insist I was 'Chrissy', one of his friends college roommates, and that we used to hang out all the time, didn't I remember him? I'm not sure this one really counts, as he then proceeded to ask me out, and became indignant when I refused. No, jackass, it's not because you're black, it's because you're a perfect stranger, and you're creeping me out.
But then, yesterday, I was walking down the street after class, on my way to the train station this happened:
SG = some girl
Me = have a cookie
SG:"Molly!"
ME: *continues walking assuming she's talking to someone behind me*
SG: *walks up to me*
SG: "Molly, I like your new glasses!"
ME: :confused:
SG: ....
SG: "You're not Molly."
ME: "No."
SG: "Wow, I'm sorry, I'm so embarrassed."
ME: "Don't worry about it, that happens to me all the time. Some girl mistook me for her best friend once."
SG: "Thanks for not making me feel stupid."
You see? I must have a clone!
Mom swears that I wasn't twins, that's the only explanation!
That or someone is playing a massive prank on me.